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What is Hefei?

Hefei Dialect, namely Hefei Dialect, is a kind of Jianghuai Mandarin, which belongs to the Hefei piece of Jianghuai Mandarin in Hong Chao. The main areas of Hefei include Hefei, Lu 'an and other areas.

The most striking feature of Hefei dialect is that it turns from north to south, and its timbre and pronunciation are biased towards the north, which is relatively rigid; But the pronunciation is biased towards the south, and the sound changes greatly. Hefei dialect has many consonants, three syllables are reduced to two syllables, and two syllables are reduced to one syllable, which means to express it in concise language to the maximum extent.

Cultural history:

"Hefei old hen" is famous all over the country. This is not an excellent breed of old hen produced in Hefei, which is appreciated by people. It is because Hefei words read "old hen" as "old smear" and were cited as jokes by outsiders.

Hefei dialect not only has no distinction between "chicken" and "capital", but also has similar pronunciations of "ground" and "self", "topic" and "porcelain", "washing" and "death". Because of unclear pronunciation, misunderstandings often occur. There used to be a joke that two Hefei people were on a business trip and lived in the same room in a hotel. When washing your face at night, give each other humility: "Brother washes first", "Your Excellency washes first" and "You wash first, I'll wash after you wash". In several sentences, the word "wash" is called "death".

Just heard by the waiter outside the house, thinking that they committed suicide, they broke into the house in a panic, only to find that they heard the wrong voice. Therefore, every Spring Festival in the past, Hefei people changed their names to "wipe their faces" or "wipe their faces" to show taboo. Otherwise, it is unlucky for the whole family, old and young, to cry endlessly and say "you are dead" and "I am dead" during the Chinese New Year.

In Hefei dialect, there are many words with different meanings. For example, telling people to lie is called "farting mill", telling people to fool around is called "getting dirty", praising people for being capable is called "stopping", and mocking people for being dirty is called "picking up"; We call fun "taste", small talk "bland", kissing "aphtha", "rarity" called "lack of well", "joking" called "teasing the monkey", "strange temper" called "fine taste" and "who is it" called "haha"

I don't care, I don't care, I do everything, and all kinds of meanings are said to be "good things", and so on. As for the word "dear", it means surprise. "Little sister" and "teasing mom" are all folk mantras, and there is no intention of swearing.

Since liberation, especially since the reform and opening up, all kinds of talents have poured in from all directions of the motherland, which has influenced Hefei dialect from south to north and produced new words. Some Hefei dialects were naturally eliminated because of different times; Due to the gradual popularization of Putonghua, some dialects and sounds in Hefei are becoming more and more popular.