Humorous words poking fun at gaining weight

1. I never worry about wasting when I have dinner with you. How happy the child looks!

Your clothes have shrunk a little.

The child is becoming more and more lovely.

You are so tall that you are taller than me when you lie down.

6. You have beautiful skin and complete subcutaneous tissue.

7. Have you done a full-body fat filling?

8. When the knife is inserted, all it spouts out is fat.

9. weighing scale: Please don't use them at the same time.

10. I can wear your clothes when I am pregnant with quintuplets.

1 1. When you spit at the embroidery mouth, it's half the canteen.

12. Look at your belly, just like a globe.

13. I have to look far away to fill your eyes.

14. Other people's bodies are all measured and calculated. You only need to quote a diameter.

15. You must be very tasty. Are you full in the canteen?

16. When you passed in front of me, the Wifi signal dropped by two squares!

17. Don't move, the oil will come out.

18. I have had a good time recently.

19. You walked in front of the TV, and I missed the whole episode.

20. can you cross your legs

2 1. Don't go out in summer for fear of spontaneous combustion.

You should buy at least two tickets.

23. I stand on your left, but it seems to be across the Milky Way.

24. It is a blessing to be seen by Miss Qian Jin.

25. With you, my heart can no longer hold others.