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The Empress Arrives and Pampers a Rich Family v Chapter 60 Who is the one who is embarrassed?

"Gu...Gu Danyang?!" Lin Meishan and her daughter breathed out almost at the same time.

The loud voice shocked Gu Yicheng back to his senses, "What did you say, Gu Danyang?"

No matter how scumbag a certain dad is, he is still a dad. Just now The queen's appearance was so stunning that he was immediately stunned. Now after being reminded by Lin Meishan and the others, he naturally recognized the appearance of his eldest daughter when he looked at her again.

Having recognized it, Gu Yicheng was even more shocked: Is this really his obedient eldest daughter? The change has been too great, this is impossible!

Gu Yicheng and the other three were so unbelievable that they froze for a moment.

On the contrary, Qi Xiaoxue, who was mixed in the crowd, changed from her previous languid appearance, and rushed to Gu Danyang with excitement on her face as if she had been given a shot of chicken blood.

"The Queen!"

He hadn't heard this title for a long time. Gu Danyang couldn't help but stop. When he raised his eyes, he saw a pretty girl with black eyes. He stood in front of him like a girl holding his heart, his eyes bright like a puppy after seeing flesh and bones.

Perhaps she was too excited, and the girl actually doubted her five senses. She first stretched out her hand to rub her eyes, then pinched her red cheeks hard, and murmured to herself He said, "I'm not dazzled. I stayed up too late yesterday and had hallucinations!"

Seeing this, Gu Danyang couldn't help but burst into laughter, automatically triggered the flirting skill, and gracefully stretched out his hand to stop He noticed the girl's movements and said, "Don't pinch, they are all red."

Qi Xiaoxue felt the temperature of the goddess's fingertips and even forgot the pain on her face. After being stunned for a few seconds, she burst out laughing. He said, "Goddess Gu, it's really Goddess Gu, I finally see you, hahahaha!"

Looking at the drug-addicted girl's excited look, Gu Danyang said softly , "You are..."

"I am the aunt in charge of your palace!" Qi Xiaoxue blurted out excitedly.

Gu Danyang: "..."

The aunt in charge? What the hell is that!

Before she could ask, a certain internet-addicted girl explained excitedly, "You know Fengyang Palace, it's your fan support club. It was established by me and a few friends. I am your biggest fan, at the level of aunt in charge!"

"Qi Xiaoxue?" Gu Danyang's eyes flashed, "You are Qi Weifeng's..."

"Yes, yes, yes, I am his sister, goddess, you actually know me, you are so lucky!"

Just when Qi Xiaoxue was smiling like a nymphomaniac and intoxicated, Wang Shuo and others The young master also quickly gathered around.

"Qi Xiaoxue, why don't you introduce her to us?" Wang Shuo looked at a certain queen almost infatuatedly and said earnestly.

He had always thought that he liked Gu Xuejiao, but the appearance of this woman in front of him made him understand what true love meant. Compared with her, Gu Xuejiao was just a loser.

Qi Xiaoxue obviously didn't have a good impression of Wang Shuo and other young masters, especially when she saw how coveted they were. She immediately stood in front of Queen Gu and said unceremoniously, "You mortals, How do you deserve to know my queen!"

The words of a certain internet-addicted girl certainly made Wang Shuo dissatisfied.

He also knew Qi Xiaoxue's identity. Qi Weifeng was nothing, but the Li Group behind him was enough for second-rate wealthy families like them to look up to.

Thinking of this, Wang Shuo didn’t care. He directly passed over a certain Internet-addicted girl, stretched out his hand to Queen Gu and said, "Hello, my name is Wang Shuo. I am Qi Xiaoxue's classmate. I don't know if I can Tell me your name?"

"Gu Danyang.

"When Queen Gu said this, her dark eyes fell directly on the three people of Gu Yicheng not far away, and the corners of her lips were dyed with a smile that was not a smile.

"Your surname is Gu? "Wang Shuo has never met Gu Baozi before. Hearing this name, he couldn't help but be startled.

If the expression in Young Master Wang's eyes at this moment was suspicion, then Zou Yunli, who was standing next to him, was truly surprised. !

I didn’t expect it!

This Gu Danyang is really Gu Dong’s daughter, but this is far from the image that Gu Xuejiao and others had before. !

Zou Yunli looked in the direction of Gu Xuejiao and others.

"Xuejiao, is this person... really... your sister?" "Shen Xinjie's eyes widened, and her voice couldn't stop stammering.

Yu Fang was even more stunned, and blurted out without thinking, "It's impossible, how could she... how could she be so beautiful? ! "

When Gu Xuejiao heard this, she immediately glared at Yu Fang fiercely. Unable to suppress the jealousy rolling in her chest, she directly shook off Lin Meishan's hand and strode towards Queen Gu.

"Are you really Gu Danyang? "Until this moment, Gu Xuejiao still had some doubts.

Gu Danyang admired the unkind expression of a certain scumbag girl and smiled brilliantly, "Why, I don't even recognize my sister anymore. "

Gu Xuejiao was deeply hurt by the smile of a certain queen, and her words became more and more harsh, "You have changed quite a lot, it can't be because of some stimulation! "

"You haven't changed much, you are still the same. "Gu Danyang curled his lips lazily, with profound meaning.

These words were obviously nothing, but Gu Xuejiao felt her chest stagnant. She couldn't help but take two steps forward, lowered her voice and snorted coldly, "Humph, don't think you When you become beautiful, you feel proud. Don’t forget, this is my birthday party, and I am the protagonist! "

Gu Danyang said casually, "Are you the protagonist? When we two stand together, who do you think everyone will look at? ”

What a certain queen said was not a question at all, but an out-and-out affirmative. That condescending attitude burned Gu Xuejiao’s reason instantly, making her veins twitch and she raised her head in annoyance. He said, "Gu Danyang!" You..."

But before she could say anything, she was covered by a soft female voice.

"Why did you come so late, kid? ! "

Lin Meishan walked over in almost three steps at a time, pulled Gu Xuejiao behind her, squeezed her arm suggestively, and said with a sincere smile on her face, "Danyang. , Xuejiao has been talking about you just now. I am afraid that you will not come. Your father and I have been waiting for you for a long time. ”

If it were in the past, Gu Baozi would always choose to swallow his anger when facing his scumbag stepmother.

However, now that Gu Danyang has changed his soul, everything is different. .

A certain queen's eyes that seemed to be able to penetrate everything fell lazily on Lin Meishan, and she spoke openly, "My sister just told me that she is the protagonist. I thought I was the protagonist." It doesn’t hurt to be late for this supporting role, right? ”

“How could it be?” "

When Lin Meishan heard this, she couldn't help but stiffen, a stern look flashed across her eyes, and then she looked aggrieved. She even took out a handkerchief and wiped it at the corner of her eyes, "Danyang, what you said is so hurtful to our mother. You don’t even know how much I’ve been waiting for you to come back, how much your sister misses you..."

It’s a pity that her performance, which was both excellent in singing and acting, was not over yet. He was suddenly interrupted by a certain queen.

"You were wiping your tears just now, how come it's thundering but not raining.

As if watching a monkey show, Gu Danyang finished commenting on Lin Meishan, then turned to look at Gu Xuejiao and said disgustedly, "As for her, her expression doesn't look like she misses me."

"

A certain queen's almost simple and rude language instantly attracted everyone's attention to Lin Meishan and Gu Xuejiao.

Lin Meishan's movement of wiping away tears suddenly froze, and she could not continue to pretend. Suddenly It was not appropriate to put down the handkerchief, so I could only keep wiping away my tears mechanically, almost avoiding an embarrassing cancer attack!

As for Gu Xuejiao, her expression was not better. Although she tried her best to restrain herself, she still felt like she had been constipated for several months. , under the gaze of everyone’s searchlight, his face turned green and white, and became more and more distorted.

“That’s enough! "

Seeing that his wife and daughter were disgraceful, Gu Yicheng finally couldn't bear it anymore and vented his anger on a certain queen, "Today is your sister's birthday. It's wrong for you to be the last one. Why is it so? Talk a lot! The banquet will be over soon, come to my study! ”

After a certain scumbag father said these words, he happened to meet a certain queen’s charming eyes at night.

Gu Yicheng couldn’t help but feel a little guilty, thinking of his eldest daughter. Different from the previous changes, he was afraid that she would say something again that would make him unable to get off the stage. Without waiting for Gu Danyang to speak, he immediately changed the subject and said, "Okay, it's almost time, hurry up and push the cake up. "

After all, Lin Meishan came from the entertainment industry and has been with Gu Yicheng and his wife for many years. When she heard this, she immediately understood. She swept away her previous embarrassment and said with a smile, "That's right, hurry up and get the cake." Push it up, Mrs. Lu, arrange the knives and forks. "

Gu Yicheng and Lin Meishan were focused on the overall situation and did not want everyone to laugh, but they did not notice Gu Xuejiao's green and black face. Even if the luxurious and exquisite nine-layer birthday cake was pushed up, her mood did not improve at all. !

How could it be possible? This was the first time she suffered a loss in the hands of Gu Danyang!

Not only did she suffer a loss, she also lost such a big person!

And that Qi Xiaoxue, it was no use trying to please her before, but now she sticks to that good-for-nothing Gu Danyang like candy. What else do you call her, Queen Empress? She is just a good-for-nothing that she has stepped on. What kind of queen is she?

After staring at Qi Xiaoxue, Gu Xuejiao turned her eyes hatefully to Wang Shuo and the other young masters.

These people were obviously her supporters. Now they are all surrounding that bitch Gu Danyang, how disgusting!

The more Gu Xuejiao thought about it, the more upset she became, and she almost cut the cake crookedly!

Fortunately, at the critical moment, Lin Meishan helped her stabilize her balance and gave her a hard look, which finally made her sober up.

As her rationality slowly returned, Gu Xuejiao also had some thoughts in her mind. , while the cake was being divided, she couldn't help but call Shen Xinjie, Yu Fang and others to come over and murmured together.

Gu Danyang did not pay attention to the movements of Gu Xuejiao and others, and was minding his own business. She picked some food. Others came to the banquet, but she came to eat. She would not treat her stomach badly by coming all the way.

When Qi Xiaoxue saw this, she felt more and more that the Queen and the Empress had nothing to do with each other. It was so different that it really suited her taste.

Unfortunately, Wang Shuo's flies were always hanging around, making her unable to calmly communicate with the goddess.

A girl who was addicted to the Internet was quite dissatisfied, and a war of words broke out with Wang Shuo and others. They were so noisy that they didn't realize that a criminal took advantage of the situation.

" We met again, and I didn’t expect you to be Director Gu’s daughter. "Zou Yunli appeared next to Queen Gu with a glass of champagne and sighed.

Gu Danyang had already noticed his arrival, and slowly put a piece of pineapple cake into the plate, looking sideways with a half-smile. He said, "Haven't you thought about it? "

Zou Yunli was startled when he heard this, then shook his head and chuckled.

"Yes, I did think of it, but unfortunately, I rejected it.

"Zou Yunli said thoughtfully, "You are very different from how I remember you. "

"You are not the first to say this, people always change. "Gu Danyang chuckled lazily.

Zou Yunli nodded in agreement, and then said with some consideration, "Your relationship with your family... doesn't seem to be very good. "

"You are wrong. My relationship with my family is very good, but my relationship with the Gu family is not very good. "Gu Danyang curled his lips meaningfully.

Zou Yunli was startled again. Before he could explore the meaning of this sentence, Gu Xuejiao and Shen Xinjie suddenly appeared in front of them.

Shen Xinjie and Yu Fang had already learned about Zou Yunli's identity from Gu Xuejiao. Seeing how handsome he was, they couldn't help but nodded in favor of him.

Gu Xuejiao only nodded. When Zou Yunli was his father's subordinate, he ignored it at all and put all his thoughts on a certain queen. He changed his previous bad behavior and said with a smile on his face, "Sister, what are you doing here? Why don't you go over and eat cake. "

Gu Danyang glanced at Gu Xuejiao lazily and said honestly, "I don't like eating cakes. "

"Gu Danyang, this is what's wrong with you. You came to attend Xuejiao's birthday and you didn't even eat a piece of birthday cake. This is too disrespectful. "Shen Xinjie rolled her eyes, as if she had found a reason, and said immediately.

Yu Fang also strongly agreed, "Yes, yes! Xuejiao has come personally to invite you! "

Seeing the three people being so active, Gu Danyang's eyes darkened, and he said with a half-smile, "Are you sure you want me to come over? "

"Of course! "Gu Xuejiao and the other three said almost in unison.

Hearing this, Gu Danyang opened a gorgeous smile and said, "Okay. "

Zou Yunli listened to the conversation between several people, and couldn't help but feel worried. He hesitated for a moment and hurriedly followed.

On the other side, Gu Xuejiao directly pushed Gu Danyang Take it to the cake cart, away from the crowd

Shen Xinjie and Yu Fang each brought a cup of colorful drinks and stood behind Queen Gu, while Gu Xuejiao picked up one from the dining table. The whole plate of cream cakes turned around and stood in front of Queen Gu.

The three of them formed a faint triangle, trapping Queen Gu in the center.

They seemed to be convinced of a certain queen. Having become a turtle in a urn, without any room for resistance, Gu Xuejiao changed her smiling face and sneered in a low and contemptuous voice, "Gu Danyang, I thought you had really become smarter. It turns out you are still as easy to deceive as before. Just come here if I ask you to." , still have such a short memory, what an idiot! Huh, do you think that you have changed your appearance and your bones are different? Let me tell you, you will always be the trash that I stepped on. If you want to turn over, you can do it in the next life! ”

“Xuejiao, what nonsense are you talking to her about? Teach her a lesson!” "Shen Xinjie urged excitedly from the side.

"Of course.

Gu Xuejiao raised her chin proudly and raised the cream cake in her hand, "Gu Danyang, do you see it? This is the cake I prepared for you. How about it? Am I very generous?" ! Just enjoy it! ”

After Gu Xuejiao said this, she took the cake out of her hand and thrust it towards Queen Gu’s face.

Shen Xinjie and Yu Fang took action at the same time, taking the cake in their hands. The drinks were splashed all over Gu Danyang.

These three people happened to occupy the golden triangle position. If it were ordinary people, they would not be able to escape. Gu Xuejiao felt that everything was safe and waited happily to see Gu Danyang's ugly appearance. , who would have expected that the moment he raised his eyes, he saw an evil curve blooming at the corner of Gu Danyang's lips.

She had no time to react. Queen Gu disappeared from her eyes, followed by two glasses of brightly colored drinks!

Not a drop of the two drinks that Shen Xinjie and Yu Fang threw out fell on Gu Xuejiao. Gu Xuejiao’s plate of cakes hit Shen Xinjie’s face, while Yu Fang’s His legs suddenly went numb, and he suddenly fell forward, hitting Gu Xuejiao squarely.

The two of them lost their balance at the same time and fell on the cake cart like conjoined twins.

Although most of the nine-layer super luxurious birthday cake has been divided, the last four layers have been saved. With such a smash, the cream flew everywhere, the cake sank, and it was completely covered in an instant. Gu Xuejiao's surroundings turned them into two cake people!

All this happened in a flash of lightning, and it was not until the dust settled that Gu Xuejiao and the other two screamed.

"Ah! I can't breathe!"

"Ouch!"

"Ah! It hurts me so much!"

Seeing the miserable situation of the three people, everyone who had been shocked by the incident finally came to their senses!

Zou Yunli was the closest witness to the accident scene. Although he did not see Queen Gu's movements clearly, looking at the fallen postures of Gu Xuejiao and the others, he inexplicably thought of the previous accident involving Luo Bing and the others. .

This scene is so similar to that time!

Zou Yunli turned his head and looked at the gorgeous figure of a certain queen not far away, his eyes flashed slightly, as if he had some realization.

"What's going on? How could this happen!"

With a certain scumbag's father shouting angrily, Gu Yicheng and his wife finally pushed aside the onlookers and drove away come over.

Lin Meishan looked at Gu Xuejiao, who was covered in cream and wailing, and her forehead veins suddenly jumped. She felt anxious and painful, "Xuejiao, what's wrong with you? Get up quickly. Did you fall somewhere?" Sister-in-law Lu, get a towel, come here, come quickly!"

To be honest, she knew her daughter's plan. Gu Xuejiao had often designed Gu Baozi in the past, and Lin Meishan was also very relieved. Who knew, one day Inadvertently, something like this happened.

When Lin Meishan saw a certain queen watching the show leisurely, her eyes flashed sharply, and then she scolded, "Xue Jiao, tell me, you have such a wonderful birthday party, who did it to you?" It makes me feel so bad to be like this!"

At this moment, Gu Xuejiao was helped up. She also knew that she was embarrassed this time. Lin Meishan's words were like a fuse. Gu Xuejiao immediately screamed loudly, "Dad, Mom, it's Gu Danyang! It was Gu Danyang who pushed me! It's all her fault that made me like this! It's all her fault!"

" Danyang?" Lin Meishan gave Gu Danyang a pretentious look and hesitated.

When Gu Yicheng saw this, he became furious, "Gu Danyang, how dare you push Xuejiao, who gave you the courage!"

Seeing that a certain scumbag father didn't care about anything, He aimed the artillery fire at his eldest daughter, and all the guests present felt a little sad.

Although no one saw what happened, looking at where Gu Danyang was standing, it was impossible that he was the culprit. This Gu Dong's heart was a bit biased!

When Gu Danyang heard this, he didn't take it seriously and said lazily and condescendingly, "I pushed her because I was afraid of getting my hands dirty, but I was just swallowing a bitter pill."

"You rebellious girl, what did you say! I order you to apologize to your sister quickly, do you hear me!" Seeing a certain queen actually contradicting her, Gu Yicheng felt that he had been humiliated. In anger, he couldn't help but cursed out of habit. road.

"Mr. Gu!"

Seeing this, Zou Yunli hesitated for a moment, and finally couldn't help but take two steps forward, "Mr. Gu, I can see clearly that Miss Gu Xuejiao and this When the two ladies fell, Miss Gu Danyang stood beside them and had no physical contact with them." Almost as soon as Zou Yunli finished speaking, Qi Xiaoxue, who had already lost her patience, shouted loudly. , "That's right, I said Uncle Gu, Goddess Gu is also your daughter, how can you just listen to Gu Xuejiao comparing nonsense there, Goddess Gu is standing so far away, she has nothing to do with this matter at all, You are too partial!"

After all, Zou Yunli is Gu Yicheng's subordinate, so he needs to consider his words carefully, but Qi Xiaoxue does not need to.

As an Internet-addicted girl in the two-dimensional world, she is used to being very nervous. In just a few words, she tore off Gu Yicheng's fig leaf, making a certain scumbag's face freeze and his temples twitching.

"Okay! I can make my own judgment on the specifics of the matter. This is our Gu family's family matter, so I won't bother you with it!"

Gu Yicheng took several deep breaths before speaking. Suppressing the anger boiling in his chest, he ignored Zou Yunli and Qi Xiaoxue, turned around and forced a smile at the guests present, "It's getting late now. After such a thing happened, the banquet can only end here. Let's entertain I apologize for the inconvenience."

Anyone with ears can tell that Gu Yicheng is seeing off guests.

At this time, naturally no one touched Gu Yicheng's brow, they all said goodbye and left.

There was no way, who could let this be someone else's family matter? Outsiders were indeed not qualified to interfere. Qi Xiaoxue and others also understood this truth, so they could only reluctantly follow the others and leave the Gu family mansion.

Before Zou Yunli left, he glanced at a certain queen worriedly.

Just at this glance, the corner of his mouth couldn't help twitching, and when he turned to leave, his steps were a little brisk!

For no other reason, just when the guests were leaving and Lin Meishan took Gu Xuejiao upstairs to freshen up, Gu Danyang had already chosen a seat comfortably and enjoyed the delicious food, looking so wanton. The graceful gesture made Gu Yicheng's expression darken, getting worse and worse, and he was already on the verge of a seizure.

At this moment, a certain queen’s cell phone buzzed.

Seeing the name dancing above, Gu Danyang’s eyes flashed, the corners of his lips raised a little happily, and he pressed the answer button...