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3, 8 Women's Day WeChat greetings
The wind in March makes you feel cheerful. March rain, let your happiness last forever. The sunshine in March warms your heart. The blessing of March makes your life happy. I wish you a happy Women's Day!
3. A twenty-year-old woman looks better than her face; Thirty-year-old women are smarter than IQ; A woman of forty is richer than wealth; A fifty-year-old woman is healthier than health! Women's Day is coming. I wish you a happy holiday, better than anything!
4. Women's Day is coming, and the discount in the shopping mall is very lively: clothes are discounted, but beauty is not discounted; Skin care is discounted, and youth is not discounted; Members are for sale, but wealth is not for sale. I wish you a happy life and never discount!
Attractive women don't depend entirely on their beauty, but on their manners, manners, conversation, manners and knowledge. Let me send my best wishes on this woman's festival! Happy March 8th!
6. Women hold up half the sky, but today, as a man, I want to lend you my other half of the sky and let you have the whole sky. Honey, today is your holiday. I wish you a happy Women's Day, always happy and beautiful!
7. It's Women's Day. I wish you a beautiful flower, which is praised by everyone. Your skin is like jelly, white and tender, with slender waist and legs and big hips and breasts. Sorry, I forgot that you are a man, haha, happy Women's Day!
8, sisters, today is our own festival, throw away all the troubles and anxieties brought by those mediocre lives! Hold your head high and spend this unforgettable night! On Women's Day, I said happily in my heart!
9, Women's Day men's iron law: no drinking, no overtime, go home early to accompany you, wash clothes and cook, mop the floor; Serve tea and tell jokes. Doby will laugh when he gets paid, but he won't talk back when he is educated by his wife.
10, Women's Day is here. May happiness drive away your troubles, warmth accompany you, beauty hangs on your face, health is with you, happiness is always in your heart, female compatriots, happy Women's Day.
1 1, a new woman, holds up half the sky and shoulders the burden of family and career. The girls who raise children, under their knees, are harmonious, happy and joyful. Know fashion, be diligent and enjoy a wonderful life. Good sisters, beauty, self-reliance and self-reliance make dreams come true! Happy Women's Day!
12, I was in front of you when I was in danger. I will be the first to do the dirty work, and I will take on the difficult and troublesome things. As long as you are smiling, I am willing to be happy for you. My wife is safe on Women's Day, and I will accompany you forever!
13, March 8th is coming. I searched Kangxi dictionary, Sikuquanshu and English-Chinese dictionary, but I couldn't find a word to describe your beauty. I can't help it Who made you so good? Wish you a happy holiday in advance!
14, Women's Day on March 8, don't be idle, open your mouth and send blessings. Do it. Say hello. Bend down and throw away an annoyance. Kick your leg and lose your whole body. I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!
15, frugal and beautiful; Both caring and romantic; Naughty and willful, but also gentle; Trivial and dignified and charming. You made the world a better place. I wish you a happy Women's Day!
16, it's women's day, and I'll send you eight treasures and eight spirits; I wish you great wealth, small wealth, positive wealth, partial wealth, wealth and wealth; Have ambition, integrity, courage, kindness and tiger spirit. I wish you good luck in your life!
17, Fireworks March Festival, no gorgeous peony, no rich peony, only pure as lotus magnolia, just like our mother. I wish my mother a happy Women's Day, always healthy and beautiful!
18, women can work, women can cook, women can hold up half the sky, and women are indispensable. May all women in the world be beautiful, healthy and safe forever, happy forever and happy Women's Day.
19, catching a ray of sunshine on your body is warmer. A cup of coffee in front of the table is more mellow. Holding a child is warmer. As mothers, we are tired and happy. Today is our own festival, female compatriots: carry happiness to the end.
20. It's Women's Day. I'll send you a flower. May you be as beautiful as it is; Send you a cup of milk tea, may you be as warm as it is; Send you a smiling face, I hope you are as happy as it is, and finally I wish you a happy Women's Day.
2 1, women also hold up half the sky, hold up the beautiful home of the family, raise children and be filial to their parents, and help their husbands build their careers; Women also hold up half the sky. They never go forward in their work, face difficulties, shoulder heavy burdens and smile at their career success. Women's Day is here, I wish my sisters happiness!
22. You and Mona Lisa laughed, and Mona Lisa cried with anger; You are sexier than Monroe, and Monroe is bored with leg cramps; Compared with Zhao Yanfei, Zhao fell out of favor; Compared with the four beauties, they are all crazy. I wish the beauty a happy March 8th!
23, women go shopping, men take things; Women spend money, men pay for bags; Women eat and men go to the kitchen. Alas, women's day, men and women robbed! Whether you are a man or a woman, I wish you a happy Women's Day!
24, March 8 Women's Day to send beautiful women three beauties: beautiful mood, beautiful love, beautiful face; Eight wishes to send beautiful women: wishful thinking, smooth sailing, goodwill, affection, love, sincerity, spring, my friendship. Happy Women's Day!
25. When Women's Day arrives, send a short message to bless you; Write a love poem to express the most sincere thoughts; Make a good meal and show the most intimate care! Dear, I wish you a happy holiday!
26. On March 8th Women's Day, SMS wishes to say hello to you. I wish you a good mood every day, everything goes well and you will never get old. I wish you eternal youth, happiness and happy Women's Day.
27. Women are like wine, and enchanting you are as mellow as daughter red; Women are like poems, and refined you are as intriguing as quatrains; Women are like flowers, and you are as pure as violets. I wish you a happy Women's Day!
28. Female friends, this is our festival. We should put down work to play, housework to be comfortable, children not to be tired, and stress to have a healthy heart. Let's have a rest on Women's Day on March 8th.
29, you are a contemporary Mulan, and your daughter's body should stand on its own feet. The work unit is willing to bear hardships, and the trivial matters at home are taken care of by one person. Dress differently. Wear red makeup to look good. Look whose eldest daughter is in the distance, near Xiao Fang's wife. I wish you a wonderful March 8th Festival.
30. Thank you for having you at home, and everything is orderly inside and outside; Thank you for your love, life is infinitely sweet everywhere; Thanks for life, work is full of passion; Women's Day is here, I wish you happiness, health and beauty!
3 1, Women's Day is here. I wish you to be a rich woman in 20xx, healthy and rich, and have no disasters or diseases. Love is rich and sweet; Lucky, good luck!
32, I wish: cute, smart, everyone loves you, flowers bloom and fall, fish sink and geese fall, the moon closes and flowers are ashamed, love is invincible, westward journey, you are fascinated, you are upside down. Happy Women's Day!
33. Women are like flowers. On the occasion of Women's Day, I wish you beautiful as a rose, elegant as a chrysanthemum, romantic as a cherry blossom and rich as a peony flower. You can spend money at any time, blossom every day, and be a very touching woman flower!
34. On March 8th Women's Day, I wish you husband and wife harmony, live a sweeter life than honey, be happy forever, stay away from troubles, be safe all the year round, and strive to be a good model. I wish you a happy March 8th Women's Day!
35. Women's Day is coming. It's your husband's task to give you a back rub. It's your leader's job to give you a raise. It's your sister's privilege to listen to your whispers. It's my pursuit to bless you. I wish you a happy holiday and a happy mood!
36, have you at home, clean and bright; Parents are happy to have you at home; With you at home, children are happy all day; With you at home, my happiness is on my face. Women's Day is here, I wish my wife happiness and health!
It is no exaggeration that women hold up half the sky. It depends on her at home and abroad to be orderly. Not backward in front of work, not worse than men. Women's Day is here. May you have a happy holiday and be beautiful forever!
38. Suffering female compatriots, lesbians who submit to humiliation. Sweating under the scorching sun, only seeking happiness for my family. On holidays, it is also heroic and looks good. Breast enhancement and thin waist pavilion, beautiful and fashionable. Come in on March 8th. May your beautiful husband laugh!
39. Please smile happily and make life full of smart colors. Please sing happily and make the days as pleasant as beautiful scenery. Send a short message to you, my favorite, and wish you a happy Women's Day on March 8th!
40. March 8 arrived. I wish you stay away from the kitchen on your own holiday, and your husband will feel more pain. Less trouble, more fun; Less bickering, more happiness. Happy Women's Day!
4 1, draw a sun to illuminate the haze of life and feel good every day. Draw a heart-shaped circle, circle love, and have a happy and sweet life. Draw a flower and give it to the beauty who reads the text message. I wish you a happy Women's Day and a happy life!
42. Women are high in status, fat and boastful; Thin, praise slim; Love to move, that is lively; Reserved, that is, quiet; Young, belonging to youth; Old age belongs to maturity. Even I want to send a message: Happy Women's Day!
43, you are beautiful, Fan Bingbing saw you open your mouth in surprise; You are beautiful, and Lin Chi-ling is afraid to see you; You are pure, Zhou Dongyu is inferior. On March 8, I wish you a happy holiday! When you receive my message, don't be dizzy with joy!
44. Be proud of missing beautiful women and be ashamed of ignoring them; Proud of caring for beautiful women, ashamed of ignoring beautiful women; Be proud of praising beautiful women, and be ashamed of satirizing and belittling beautiful women; Be proud of contacting beautiful women, and be ashamed of ignoring them. I wish the beauty a happy March 8th!
45. The sun is shining and the flowers are brilliant; The flowing water is sweet and the fish is leisurely; There is love in the heart and life is warm; In the spring of March, the scenery is infinite; With your company, happiness lasts for a long time; March 8th International Women's Day, I wish you endless happiness! .
46. Beautiful Festival Beautiful you, God created you for me, that is, let me love you well, dedicate romance to you, care for you, and bless you on March 8: May you be as beautiful as ever, always happy and sweet.
47. According to the news, now female compatriots can take their husbands' credit cards to the streets, and the slogan is to get rid of their troubles and leave home! Take fun as the principle and explosion as the goal! Happy holidays to my girlfriends!
48. On March 8th, who should have a rest if a beautiful woman doesn't? Housework, all refused; If you don't work, you won't lack money. Have a great time and enjoy it. I wish you every Women's Day!
49. I wish you a perfect typesetting: May your face be as beautiful and smooth as white paper, your figure as graceful and slim as a simplified imitation of Song Dynasty, your mood as peaceful and balanced as paragraph spacing, and your happiness as full as head and foot.
50. When the March 8 th Festival arrives, we should remember the principle of "four don't let go": being lazy secretly and not letting go of rest time; Chat, don't let go of happy talk; Save money and never let go of the madness of shopping; Have fun, don't miss the warm sunny day, and wish you a happy Women's Day!
How about 5 1 and March 8? When her husband behaves well, she dresses up as a fox and confuses him. If her husband doesn't behave well, she is a tigress, scaring her husband silly. Husband should resist, roar like a lion and make him tremble. Anyway, just be happy!
52. Women's Day is coming. Women compatriots can plant their husbands in the soil and wait for autumn to harvest a bunch of husbands. Then let one of them wash your feet, one wipe your back, and the rest work honestly to look after the children. Not enough for next year!
53. In ancient times, Mulan joined the army. Today, there is a brave female soldier. Do not admit defeat on the training ground, and make meritorious deeds by killing the enemy. Green military uniforms are heroic, serve the people and shape the soul of the army. It's Women's Day. I wish the female soldiers a happy holiday, health and happiness!
54. There is a profession that no one can replace, a tenderness that no one can match, a discourse that looks like a light rain in spring, and a concern that haunts my heart forever. Mom, today is Women's Day. I wish you a happy holiday.
55, men's Women's Day guidelines: spoil your wife, love your wife, and rush to do housework; Miss your wife, miss your wife, her shadow is in your heart; Miss your wife, love your wife and give her a happy and beautiful life. In violation of this rule, kneel on the washboard and break your leg!
56. I wish all lesbians demonization, white-collar income, housework, happy daily life, lasting love, petty bourgeoisie, crazy shopping, big lovers and enslaved husbands! Happy Women's Day!
57, Women's Day is busy sending text messages to friends. It goes without saying that you are beautiful, hard-working and busy. Good people at home and abroad applaud. I wish you a happy holiday and forget your troubles!
58. Sweetness, the sweetness of your smile is like a flower blooming in the spring breeze. Why are you smiling so sweetly? Because I sent you a text message. Friends, Happy Women's Day!
59. Women are charming and fascinating; Women frown, which makes people feel distressed; Women are smart, envious and pitying; Women communicate with each other and are full of enthusiasm; Women are elegant and can't extricate themselves. Today is March 8, and the short message is dedicated to the perfect and happy woman!
60. Gentleness is a low-key beauty, cuteness is a natural beauty, leisure is a quiet beauty, liveliness is a bold beauty, modesty is an inclusive beauty, wisdom is an implicit beauty, and mentality is an inner beauty. March 8th Women's Day, I wish you a wonderful life!
6 1, Women's Day on March 8th, Women's General Mobilization: Exercise diligently and be a healthy woman; Do more maintenance and be a beautiful woman; Galloping in the shopping mall and being a professional woman; Get married and have children, and be a happy woman!
62. Chang 'e and Bajie robbed the bank together, Juliet of Liang Shanbo was busy picking tea together, Guan Yunchang Athena ate maltose together, and the white cow imitated yang shen. This Women's Day is really crazy. I wish you a happy holiday and a long life!
63. Women are like books, and beautiful you are more like the cover, which attracted me from the beginning; Women are like water, and gentle you are more like a stream, gurgling around me; A woman is like a work of art, and you are more like a treasure, which is priceless to me. Happy Women's Day!
64. It is a lie to say that you are not beautiful; To say that you are not considerate is to misunderstand you; To say that you are not gentle is to not understand you; It is absolutely unreasonable to say that you are not smart. Today is Women's Day. I wish you health and happiness!
65. tenderness is your nickname; Beauty is your nickname; Temperament is your name; Virtue is your seal; Wisdom is your business card, so no matter how many people are submerged in it, I can recognize you at a glance, your elegant posture and refined beauty. Beauty, happy Women's Day!
66. It is said that women are tigers, and the most outstanding achievements are praised. Work actively and conscientiously, resolutely and vigorously, without delay. A quick talker doesn't protect, but a neighbor comes to help. In case of injustice, stand up and have a harmonious family life. May you become a happy, bold and cautious woman!
67. You are a hardworking bee, making home brew a sweet place; You are the bright sunshine, which makes life full of happy flowers; You are a wise man of life, casting time into a happy palace. March 8 is coming, I wish you a good mood every day!
68. Because of you, the world has become complete; Because of you, the family has become warm; Because of you, marriage has become happy. You are indispensable. Today is Women's Day, and I just want to thank you for your hard work.
69. Your contribution to your family is immeasurable. You work too hard. Your contribution to your family is immeasurable. Money is hard to buy. You are considerate and considerate to your husband. You take good care of your child's growth education. May you be happy, healthy and happy on Women's Day!
70. May you be as happy as honey: eight beautiful words are written on your face, as beautiful as flowers; Youth is hidden in your heart and everyone praises it; Eight blessings in hand, in a good mood.
7 1, women must be beautiful, there is nothing to dress up; Women should be happy when they have time; It's Women's Day. If it's a woman, it's necessary to spread blessings. I wish you a happy holiday and laugh when you have time!
72. On Women's Day, put down what you are doing, open the phone book and get in touch with your compatriots. There is a lot of laughter, happiness and wealth, and a lot of good luck in life is sweet. Happy Women's Day!
73. Although a woman is like a flower, it is also beautiful to be a wife and concubine. People who are active in their work praise them for their ability both inside and outside. When I got home, my husband said three things and four clothes were dirty without looking. Today March 8 is coming, and women are having a holiday at the station. The husband was dressed in gold and silver, happy and envious.
74. After March 8th, it will be March 9th. After Women's Day, I walked by the river. Mothers in the Yangtze and Yellow Rivers are really worried about their recent situation. The river polluted fish and shrimp, and the pollution exceeded the standard. The river stinks. It is urgent and imperative to protect the mother river. Let's act quickly.
75. Everyone sees it and everyone likes it; Everyone loves to laugh; Everybody say, good luck; Everyone will miss it, and they always miss it. On Women's Day, I send my best wishes and send a text message to my heart. I wish you all love and happiness forever!
76. Your wisdom and virtue are recognized models. Your beauty and generosity have always been in my mind, and your elegant temperament is so different. I can only envy you every day. Women's Day is coming. Let's play together. It's time to relax! Happy holidays!
77. You can't express one over ten thousand of your beauty by closing the moon and feeling ashamed of flowers, falling in love with the countryside, holding the moon and the stars, and standing out from the crowd! Beauty Festival is coming, I wish you a happy holiday!
78. When your mobile phone rings, that's my greeting; When you receive the message, it has my heart; When you read the message, you have my concern; When you are ready to turn off your mobile phone, remember what I said today: Happy March 8th!
79. Good luck chases you, youth accompanies you, beauty clings to you, health haunts you, peace accompanies you, noble people help you, friends protect you, and God bless you. I come to greet you and sincerely wish you a happy Women's Day!
80. Your hard work makes the home particularly clean, your dedication makes the home particularly warm, your gentleness makes the home particularly sweet, and your exquisiteness makes the home particularly happy. Today is March 8th, wife, it is you who make me have a happy home and love you forever!
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