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A difficult problem, the doctor spent 900,000 yuan to solve, and the worker only spent 190 yuan to solve!
It turns out that this production line has a defect:
There are often boxes without soap.
You can't sell empty boxes to customers.
(Image source: Xia Tian) They had to ask an automation professional doctor to design a scheme to sort empty soap boxes.
The postdoctoral researchers formed a research team of more than a dozen people.
Comprehensive use of machinery, microelectronics, automation, X-ray detection and other technologies.
It cost 900,000 yuan and successfully solved the problem.
The doctor's professional skills have successfully solved the problem …
Whenever an empty soap box passes through the production line,
Detectors on both sides will detect it,
And drives the manipulator to push the empty soap box away.
(Source: Xia Tian) The workers solved the problem with a small amount of money. A township enterprise in the south also bought the same production line.
The boss flew into a rage when he found this problem.
A coolie said
"* * * give Lao tze get this done, or you give Lao tze climb away. The coolie soon came up with an idea. He spent 190 yuan.
Next to the production line, a high-powered electric fan blew fiercely.
So the empty soap box was blown away.
This story tells us: 1, knowledge is not necessarily productivity; 2. People with insufficient education are very creative; 3. How important it is to be able to play. (Source: Xia Tian) Experience after reading: Reading enables us to acquire knowledge, and knowledge can only be transformed into wisdom by combining experience.
This joke is not about doctors being inferior to workers.
After all, he can get a doctorate, and I believe his knowledge and insight are very abundant.
It's just that sometimes people get stuck in their own knowledge when thinking about problems.
And ignore some basic common sense.
Like the two bosses in the joke,
They didn't expect to solve this problem with an electric fan.
This is also because the boss's field lies in management and operation.
Looking back at some politicians,
His education and knowledge are quite rich.
But because I have been studying for a long time and have never been exposed to folk life,
So all the policies we have come up with are theoretical and practical.
But it doesn't help people in society much.
It is also because they are trapped in their own fields and have not experienced the real life of the people.
Although workers are not as knowledgeable as doctors,
He won because he has rich life experience and came up with such a practical and economical method with his own experience. If you like this article, please share it and let more people see it!
Source: Xia Tian.
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