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Sister, how to write this 600-word composition?
But what a pain it is! As the saying goes, "Men bleed without tears"! Although I don't want to bleed ...?
Funny Event 2: "Helping the Enemy" and "Band-Aid" Location: Computer Desk Age: 1 1 year?
For the record, there is a board near my computer desk that scratches easily. ?
Since we have a computer at home, my sister and I play for a while every day. As usual, today is another Monday. During the summer vacation, my sister and I had a big fight and played computer games. At this time, I was playing the game of shooting balloons. Suddenly, I only heard a bang, and my sister's hand hit the board. I played the game with relish and didn't care too much. After a while, my sister asked me, "Do you have a band-aid?" I made a joke because of misunderstanding. What? Help the enemy? Sister is so strange, isn't she watching me play computer? Nothing in this game can help the enemy! She said my house, whatever. I blurted it out. When I played this game well, I found my sister's hand was cut. I asked eagerly, "Do you want a band-aid?" My sister also asked me inexplicably: "I just asked you for it, didn't you say no?" I paused and couldn't help laughing loudly. It turns out that I misunderstood the band-aid in the game as "helping the enemy" After I explained to my sister, there was another burst of laughter ...?
Did these things happen to you and your sister? If you find it interesting, I'll tell you! ?
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