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Sister, how to write this 600-word composition?

"Bored to death! Sister, what are we going to play? " I ask questions. I don't know. I only know that you asked 18 times. Be a policeman if you are bored! Busy catching bad guys every day, no rest! "Sister said to me while leisurely eating popsicles. My mind is quick enough. I said that when the police think of guns, my family has a toy gun. Yes, how about ... a "bad" idea flashed through and I told it to my sister. "Very good! It must be fun. Let's go! "I quickly took out a pack of soy milk powder from the pantry. My sister has found my small gun. Pour soy milk powder into the hole of the toy gun. " Hee hee hee hee ... "My sister and I looked at each other for a while and couldn't help laughing. I am also proud of my wonderful plan. Everything was ready, and I came to grandpa's door carefully with a toy gun. 3、2、 1! A gunshot startled grandpa, and he woke up at once (he had been lying asleep). My sister and I gloated, but the scenery was beautiful. Soymilk powder falls from the sky like snowflakes, which is called flying snow all over the sky. But I had fun for a while, and it was a bad day. After a while, grandpa fully understood. " Help! "Sister was hit and ate a' chestnut'. Hey! A shrill scream, I was not spared, another blow and a "hairy chestnut". ?

But what a pain it is! As the saying goes, "Men bleed without tears"! Although I don't want to bleed ...?

Funny Event 2: "Helping the Enemy" and "Band-Aid" Location: Computer Desk Age: 1 1 year?

For the record, there is a board near my computer desk that scratches easily. ?

Since we have a computer at home, my sister and I play for a while every day. As usual, today is another Monday. During the summer vacation, my sister and I had a big fight and played computer games. At this time, I was playing the game of shooting balloons. Suddenly, I only heard a bang, and my sister's hand hit the board. I played the game with relish and didn't care too much. After a while, my sister asked me, "Do you have a band-aid?" I made a joke because of misunderstanding. What? Help the enemy? Sister is so strange, isn't she watching me play computer? Nothing in this game can help the enemy! She said my house, whatever. I blurted it out. When I played this game well, I found my sister's hand was cut. I asked eagerly, "Do you want a band-aid?" My sister also asked me inexplicably: "I just asked you for it, didn't you say no?" I paused and couldn't help laughing loudly. It turns out that I misunderstood the band-aid in the game as "helping the enemy" After I explained to my sister, there was another burst of laughter ...?

Did these things happen to you and your sister? If you find it interesting, I'll tell you! ?

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