Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Classic joke of white rabbit
Classic joke of white rabbit
There is a little white rabbit running happily in the forest.
On the way, it met a giraffe who was rolling marijuana.
The white rabbit said to the giraffe, "Giraffe Giraffe, why did you do something that hurt yourself?"
Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "
The giraffe looked at the marijuana and the white rabbit, threw the marijuana behind her and ran with the white rabbit in the forest.
Later, they met an elephant who was about to take cocaine.
The white rabbit said to the elephant, "elephant, elephant, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?"
Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "
The elephant looked at the cocaine and the white rabbit, threw the cocaine behind him and ran in the forest with the white rabbit and giraffe.
Later, they met a lion who was going to fight with a poisonous snake.
The white rabbit said to the lion, "Lion, lion, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?"
Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "
The lion looked at the syringe and the white rabbit, threw the syringe behind him and rushed over to beat the white rabbit hard.
The elephant and giraffe trembled with fear: "why did you hit the white rabbit?"
It is so kind, cares about our health and makes us close to nature. "
The lion said angrily, "this bastard rabbit pulls me every time he eats ecstasy and runs around the forest like an idiot."
;
- Previous article:Wang Zengqi ¡ú People and things! ~~~~
- Next article:Keep boring ... who can provide other interesting things about seiyuu ...
- Related articles
- Ye Qiu asked for the name of a movie about Sichuan dialect.
- Yu-Ching Fei gnome male-"video dirty demon king Yu-Ching Fei yellow paragraphs collection (2)
- Did Jiang Ziya save Beagan after his heart was ripped out?
- How to get along with good parrots?
- Who has that joke? A student rowed a car and then picked up a pen and wrote a note. Everyone else saw me scraping your car and thought I was leaving my phone number. In fact,
- The game sos on steam
- How to deal with being poured cold water on the way to prepare for the postgraduate entrance examination?
- Family humor tells jokes 100 words
- Chinese (the answer is near) is fast. Tonight 100 points will be awarded 200 (later).
- My new girlfriend is called a bus by my friends. What should I do?