Humorous short message sentences for boyfriends

1. I used to be alone and felt very happy. Later, when I met you, I began to miss, care and suffer. Because I can't always be with you, but my love always exists.

2, because of love, so love, sweet words will never be pale, happy life will always be full of expectations, love your heart will never get worse, all troubles are abandoned outside you and me! Because I love you, I know; Understand because you know; Because I understand, I am patient; Because of forbearance, it is fulfilled! Because of love, I am willing to read you all my life. This feeling is meaningful and beautiful!

3, because of love, I can't sleep at night; Because of love, I began to be obsessed with love songs; Because of love, I began to become literary; Because of love, I started texting. I just want to tell you: I love you!

4, because I miss you, my fingers will not move; Because I love you, tears will not flow; Because I am looking forward to you, time will not go; Because I didn't dare to say it until I waited for you, and I have loved you for a long time!

5, because there are flowers, the world is so fragrant; Because there is water, it is naturally cool; Because of love, life is so sunny; Because of you, I am happy, so I wander. I have you in this life, thank God, I have you in this life, and hope flies!

6. Because of you, it's different. Because of you in the dream, it becomes very sweet; Because I have you in my heart, I become very happy; Life is full of poetry because of you. It's good to have you! Because of you, my sky will be broad; Because of you, my land will be far away; Because of you, my life is colorful; My world will be different because of you. I love you!

7, because of sincerity, so integrity; Because of honesty, it is simple; Because it is simple, it is easy; Because it is easy, it lasts; Because for a long time; So success. Career is like this, so is first love.

8. The Milky Way is a ditch, which makes meeting a bridge gentle. Love is a ditch, and sincerely build a bridge to hold hands. No matter how high the mountain is, the truth is divided; No matter how deep the ditch is, there is always a way to go. True love has no distance, and lovers are always together.

9, hidden pain, I took off the wings of an angel, because I don't want to see you look up so far and endure the injury, I stopped chasing the wind, because I don't want you to feel so empty, dear, I love you and I am willing to do it for you.

10, eternal love needs: heartache, you love me * * *; Stand up to hardships and insipid persistence; You must be loyal until death do us part; And the belief in holding your hand and growing old with your son.

1 1, you never know how much you love someone, and you won't know that you can't extricate yourself until you see her with another person. Many people love her, but only one person can accompany her home on a rainy night. Love is defended by action!

12. Fold a windmill with spring breeze, spin in warmth, hold up a small umbrella with spring rain, nourish in romance, take a photo with spring eyes, hover in your world, in April, flowers are in full bloom, love you, continue.

13, use you to measure time, all you have is the day, and if you lose it, it will come to night; Use you to distinguish places. With you, it is heaven, without you, it will fall into hell. Dear, may we be together forever, and true love will remain unchanged.

14, cast your soul mate with sweetness, describe the prospect of happiness with happiness, look forward to your future life with happiness, and describe your love with beauty. In this hot season, I am glad to have your love!

15, write with warm eyes and draw your shy and innocent smile; Write down the words in a sweet tone and compose a happy life movement. Dear, I love you forever! Sunshine and wind and rain are inseparable!

16, read the text message attentively, and express my affection everywhere. I miss you in the disaster of lovesickness, and I want to chase you back and love you to death. I have the courage to say I love you and tell you clearly that I love you, love you.

65438+ I miss you, and in every piece of music, I sing the blessings of my life.

18, how much love can be repeated, how many people are willing to wait, how many short messages can be retransmitted, and how many words are nonsense. I just want to tell you that I have identified you in my life, so surrender quickly!

19. Being your friend for so long, you have always cared about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you ... so ... I will be a cow and a horse in my next life ... and I will definitely pull up weeds for you to eat. ...

20. I miss you very much, but I am embarrassed to call you. I'm afraid you're busy, you ignore me, you think I'm harassing me, and I'd like to contact you, but ... the phone bill is really expensive. Please call me! Old guerrilla

2 1. If you are a meteor, I will chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Unfortunately ... you are an orangutan ~ I can only see you in the zoo! ! Oh, what a pity! !

22. Now I'm confused ... I don't know what I'm thinking ... My mind is bored to death ... I really don't know what to do? ... can you tell me ... I really don't know whether to eat Regan Noodles or Ah Q bucket noodles! Old guerrilla

23. Thank you for being with me when I was most frustrated and helping me when I needed help most. I just want to tell you: "since I met you, nothing good has happened!" You are a loser! " -Old guerrilla.

24. I'm sorry for texting you so late ~ ~ If it bothers you ~ ~ I'm here to say ~ ~ You deserve it ~ ~ Who told you to go to bed earlier than me ~ ~ Hehe! !

25. Meeting you ~ It was my heart that began to fall in love with you ~ Having you was my happy choice ~ It was my most precious wealth ~ It was my eternal motivation to set foot on the red carpet ~ It was your regret that I passed it on to the wrong person.

26. Because of you, I believe that maybe all this is predestined by God, and it is God who has brought us together. Now, I really want to say … what evil did I do in my last life!

27. Starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city appearance! Hurry up and pack your things, go out and take shelter, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You're welcome.

28. God saw that you were thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice. God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, he also saw that the world did not create you by the way.

29. If it is stipulated that a person can only be kind to one person in his life, I would rather that person be you. Till death do us part, I have no regrets! But there are no rules ... then forget it!

30. It is a pleasure to miss you! Nice to meet you! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing! But I lied to you, and it just happened! Ha ha!

3 1, the phone rang, which means I am thinking of you! Two voices mean I like you! Three voices mean I love you! When the seventh sound rings … damn it, I really need to talk to you, so don't answer the phone!

32. According to statistics, more than 99% people who look like pig heads read short messages with thumb buttons! Hey, hey, don't change hands, it's too late. Pig head! hahaha

I wrote your name in the sky, but it was blown away by the wind I wrote your name on the beach, but it was washed away by the sea; I wrote your name in every corner … fuck, I was taken away by the police!

34. If it's a mistake to look good … then I'm all wet. If loveliness is a crime … I have committed a heinous crime. It's hard to be a man! ... you'll be fine ~ Yes, you're not guilty ... I envy you.

35. When the white clouds pass by, it is the trace of my missing you; That's how I miss you when the sun shines. When the rain falls, it is proof that I miss you. When it thundered, that's when I prayed to heaven that you were hit ... haha-

36. If I say that I can meet you in one year, know you in three years and cherish you in ten years. For the happiness of my next life, I am willing to ... convert to Christianity. ..

37. Do your fingers itch? That means I miss your caress; Does your lips itch? That means I miss your kiss; Are you itchy ... that means you are dirty, so take a shower!

38. It is a gust of wind, but it is so eternal; This is a dream, but it is so real; You bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down. Finally, I can't help but say to you, "let me know before farting!" "

39. In the middle of the night, there is no light in the toilet. You go to relieve yourself, fall into the toilet, fight maggots, compete with shit, no one saves you, die heroically, live a great life, and die silently. In memory of you, there are lights in the toilet!

40. When you smile, the wolf will hang himself. When you scream, the chicken flies and the dog jumps. When it stopped, it smelled bad. When sweating, lice are infested, and if you don't dress up, you are uglier than a ghost. When you dress up, you kneel down and become paralyzed.

4 1, you have a peony-like appearance, a plum-like tenacity, a lotus-like pure heart, a peach-blossom sweet smile and a sunflower-like charm of Leng Yan. I look left and right, you are a nymphomaniac!

42. After eighty-one difficulties, the Tang Priest's master and apprentice achieved positive results. Sanzang drives and Wukong sells pots. Friar Sand is a big man and has become a model. The remaining one, Pig Bajie, walked into the mobile phone. Still laughing!

43. Today, I met an idiot. I said, idiot, are you stupid? Idiot said: not stupid. I said, idiot, can you? Idiot said: ok. I said: will the idiot receive my message and not finish reading it? Idiot read my message and said, no!

44. I quietly blindfolded you, gently put a banana peel under your feet, gently watched you step on it, and smiled at you looking for teeth everywhere! Then a shallow smile: see if you dare to forget me!

45. Looking back, when I was lonely, when I was lonely, when I was depressed and when I was helpless, I had you! Xiuming, when you are happy, when you are happy, when you harvest, you will be loved and harassed by text messages. ...

46. There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a longing called longing, and a * * * who will finish reading the message!

47. The person who received the message was an Egyptian mummy, the person who deleted the message was an African bug, the person who replied to the message was a Rwandan wild boar, and the person who did not reply was a Thai shemale who failed the operation!

48. The vast sky makes you fly high, beautiful stories are interpreted by you, kind children have to chase them, and humorous messages are sent to the little turtle!

49. You are embarrassed, you are embarrassed, you are really embarrassed; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells cannot penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so you can cheat whoever you catch!

50, your happiness, I will build; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer.

5 1, if a drop of water represents blessing, I will send you a South China Sea, if a star represents happiness, I will send you a galaxy, and if a spoonful of honey represents missing, I will send you a hornet's nest. I can't believe it!

Dear friends, May Day is coming, so let me remind you first. In order to carry out the name of Labor Day, come to my house to brush the toilet and bring your lunch. Labor is the most glorious!

53. Labor Day is coming. Think more, work smoothly and have a successful career. Move your feet, step and run, exercise and protect the environment; I just want to tell you: pay back the money first or invite you to dinner, whichever you choose.

54. Mother's Day is coming. In order to show our filial piety, those who don't have girlfriends should find them, those who already have girlfriends should get married, and those who get married should have children. How can I make my mother happy?

55. Bajie said to himself worriedly, "It's better to get the moon near the water tower, and the jade rabbit is by Chang 'e's side all day, alas! "Don't worry," said Wukong, "rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests. "

Passenger: stewardess, help me put my luggage up! Stewardess: It's too heavy. Do you want to join us? Passenger: You are an angel. Can't you just put it down? Stewardess: You don't even know God. Can I be an angel?

57. A driver was stopped by the police for speeding on the highway. Policeman: speeding, a fine of 200. Driver: The Ferrari in front runs faster than me. Why not punish it? Policeman: Idiot, do you think I can catch up with it?

58. The pushers shouted "Be careful" in the crowded street, and no one paid attention. Renamed: "Beware of touching dirty clothes", several women dodged. Also called: "Be careful to scratch nylon * * *", women are hiding on the sidewalk.

Neighbor: Is there something wrong with the car? Tommy: I bought a valve that saves 30% fuel, a carburetor that saves 40% fuel and a spark plug that saves 50% fuel. Neighbor: Tommy: After driving for 20 kilometers, the oil overflowed!

60. thief a: I have to wear a pair of glasses! Thief B: Why? Thief A: Yesterday, I broke into a house and was opening the safe when I suddenly made a loud noise. It turned out to be a radio.

6 1, Telecom, Mobile, Unicom. Weibo gave you three dollars again. 654.38+03 billion people in China have done things for the three of you, and the charges for mobile Internet access are still so expensive. Are you ashamed? Is it easy for us to surf the internet/?

62. Constellation girl who can play mistress-1: Leo, which mistress wants to fight with you is that she is blind! As long as Leo is willing to stand up and show himself, who can match your aura? TOP2: Scorpio TOP3: ... That's you. I am not afraid that the sun will not shine, and I am afraid that life will be out of order. Report home on Friday, which surprised my wife. My daughter chats and laughs online, and the fish tail in the kitchen is tilted up. My wife barked with a spatula, and I put on my apron. What a wonderful weekend!

63. From a distance, you are a beautiful woman who smiles shyly in the wind. Looking carefully, it turned out that the old demon with bones was playing tricks; From a distance, you are a handsome guy who dances gracefully, but from a close distance, it is difficult for Bajie to have a complete face. It's the weekend, don't scare me to sleep!

64. Go out of school and come to the society; No future, suffering; Busy outside, tired all day; Eating a good meal or wasting it; A little salary and tax.

65. It is best to surf the Internet when entering the classroom; Chatting to grow vegetables and stealing the scenery of vegetables; Playing day and night, online dating is really busy; Call to make friends and cheat money into the bag; Human flesh search, thorough exposure.

66. In this era, it is really strange that super girls have other gestures. In this era, there is no true love, and everyone loves it in the prodigal son; In this era, the change is too fast, the mind is clumsy and there is nothing to do.

67. You look beautiful, just like Xifeng. Your voice is sharp, just like a cat calling for spring; You look angry, like a tigress!

68. In the news broadcast, it was said that a school in a certain place was closed due to heavy snow, and teachers and the director of the Academic Affairs Office gave students winter vacation homework despite the cold. After a hard year, the students have a vague sense of contradiction when they think about it carefully.

69. Oh, no, I almost missed you. My eyes turned blue in the middle of the night, I forgot to pay for things and didn't want to eat pork vermicelli. 1+ 1=3 is difficult to find. Zhao Benshan was regarded as Sun Nan, and I cried RMB into dollars!

70, the world record Gisenyi, today's selection is cheeky, the pig is less than one centimeter and the hippo is only five centimeters. In the end, the champion turned out to be you-five feet thick. Congratulations! Congratulations!

7 1, Yue Yue friends, women's mouths, fruit people, you can say that selling every month is free, especially every month. I can't see the moon and the moon, I can't see the moon and the moon.

72. Do you remember the military training under the tree that year? The coach said to the students: Count off in the first row! You looked at the coach in surprise, and the coach said loudly: Count off! So, you reluctantly turned and hugged the tree!

73. Fan Weixin: Love for a year and hate for a year; One for you and one for me. Thank you. Live a good life, philosophy; Two steps is two steps. Happy! Heaven and earth, please ask the moon in the sky to bless you for me!

Are you busy? Nothing, just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you! I hope that when you receive the news, you will smile at your mouth, arch your nose and hum twice to let other pigs know that you are the happiest! Hmm. How interesting

75. Do you want to throw yourself on the ground? Do you want to get rich? Do you want to pay homage to your ancestors? Do you want to be rich? Do you want to get promoted and get rich? Please stop thinking and go to bed early!

76. Hold your hand, follow your feelings, go to the alley mouth, let go of your hand, alas, you son of a bitch, you bite a bitch without saying hello! Several men with glasses are chatting at a friend's house, arguing with each other about who is watching recently. The host looked at the wife behind the glasses and sighed: alas! No one has worse eyesight than me.

77. A policeman found a car illegally parked in front of the bank while patrolling. He was about to write a ticket when a masked man ran out of the bank and shouted at him, hey, stop writing a ticket, and we'll leave as soon as we rob the bank.

I didn't see you, but you stole my heart. The clouds in my heart flow with you, and the warm feeling passes by. I can't live without you every minute. Without you, my limbs will be weak You support my breath: dear air!

79. Today's birthday is particularly unlucky: the car has a flat tire, the stock has fallen, and I said goodbye to my girlfriend. This is nothing, the most irritating thing is to receive a card, which says: "Every year has today!" " "

80, funny earthquake-proof quotations: sleep at home on the first day, sleep in a tent on the fifteenth day, because you can't hide from the first day; Don't sleep in the temple, because monks can't run out of the temple! First love is the best against earthquakes, because love is like rain, fog and wind.

8 1, the grass is green, the flowers are blooming, the sun is shining, and the weather is really good. Exercise, smile on your face, stretch and shake your head. Oh, I have to remind you that the high temperature makes the feed go bad easily, which is not good for your health!

82. It is absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it is foolhardy to cover their ears and steal the bell; Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and cross the rubicon is a decisive battle; Romance is romance, giving up one's life for righteousness is dedication; If you keep looking down, you are an idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

83. Do you have a TV? Watch CCTV 1, the White House was bombed, the whole building collapsed, the police blocked the whole Washington, 19 people died, 32 people were injured,1/people were missing … 1 people were cheated! Happy holidays!

84. A blind man is riding a bicycle, and a lame man is sitting at the back watching the road. Suddenly, the lame man found a deep ditch in front of him: ditch, ditch, ditch! Hearing this, the blind man sang back: Oh, joy, joy, joy. They fell into the ditch together.

85. A lady fell and the Prime Minister helped her. "Sir, how can I thank you?" "Vote for me in the next general election." "But I hurt my knee, but my head is not bad."

86. A young man said to a friend: My mother doesn't like it every time she brings her girlfriend home. "All you have to do is find someone like your mother." "But then my father didn't like it."

87. A lady took a shower and was about to get a towel when she suddenly found a window cleaner seeing her. She was stunned. The man asked, what's wrong with you? Haven't you seen a window painter?

88. A man asked: Do you have a book called Men Should Be the Head of the Family? The salesgirl smiled and replied, Sorry, we don't sell fairy tales here.

89. A police officer asked why the criminal police followed the prisoner but let him escape. "I followed the prisoner until he entered the cinema. But I saw this movie last week. "

90. A teacher saw a student hand in a book and decided to find a word to teach him. Suddenly he saw a word "three" and scolded: I looked for you everywhere, but you were lying here sleeping in!

9 1, a director from a scaffolder was interviewed by a reporter. "Excuse me, what do you think authorities and scaffolders have in common?" "I want to continue climbing when I climb to a certain height."

92. An ungrateful girl wrote a letter to her lover asking for the dissolution of the relationship. Soon, she received a reply: "No. I am busy dating my girlfriend and have no time to think about it. "

93. A woman insisted on singing Argentina. Don't cry for me. At the end of the song, an old man wept silently. "Are you Argentine?" "No, I'm a music critic."

94. A lady got on the bus and said, Which handsome guy will give me his seat? Five young people stood up at the same time.

A father said to his friend, "I can't imagine what my son can do. He is too unreliable. " His friend said, "Go to the meteorological station and make a weather forecast!" " "

96. An actor who has been in the business for many years has never been popular. I usually like playing football, but I am always shown a red card in the last game. He described himself as an evergreen tree in the film and television circle and a red card player on the football field.

97. A guest attending the banquet said: I think it is very impolite to leave before the banquet is over! Another gentleman said: You are right! I always stay until my master kicks me out!

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