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Second, we always think that we can get happiness by compromise, accommodation and tolerance, but the lower your bottom line, the lower your result will be. Don't always complain that the people you meet are unreliable. If people always treat you like this, you must have taught others to treat you like this. No matter what you want to do, you must do something that makes you happy. I want to be strong and protect the people I care about. Someone is waiting to see your joke. Try not to make a fool of yourself.

Third, life is an experience, an experience; People live a lifetime, cherish what they have, can make themselves happy, pursue what suits them, and can also make themselves happier. Dear yourself, for yourself, for those who love you, eat well, sleep well, earn well, spend well, don't be angry with those who don't deserve it, and don't lose sleep over those things that don't deserve it. Since you are alive, you should live well. Every minute is for yourself and the people who love you. Living is better than anything!

Fourth, love life in people who like you; See the world clearly with people who don't like you. Your grievances should be digested by yourself. You don't have to tell your story to everyone. Few people really understand you. Most people will only peek at your jokes from their own standpoint. All you can do is hide your secrets and become stronger and stronger step by step. Don't entangle the love you can't catch, don't care about the passers-by, don't take the unforgettable memories seriously, and don't be with the warm and lukewarm heart.

Well, I'll look forward to it, my brave brother. When I found that I was better off without him, I really burst into tears. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? It takes eight minutes for sunlight to reach the earth. So, the sun you saw was the sun eight minutes ago. Seeing the moon is also one point three seconds before the moon; What you see 1500 meters away also existed 5 microseconds ago. Even if the distance between you and me is only one meter, you can see me three seconds ago.

6. However, if you stand one meter away, just three nanoseconds ago, then as long as I walk in front of you and make the distance between us zero, I can hold you now. If good things don't happen, don't worry, the best things come when you least expect them, and your happiness just comes late. You just need to work hard and leave the rest to time. The lies in this life are my arrogance. This second lie is my confusion. This lie is your stubbornness. ...

7. Choose people who are in step with you. If not, go alone. Everyone wants to be great, but only a few people have achieved it. Why? Because they lack the strength to persist. Persistence can make plans come true, and persistence can make dreams come true. I don't know my life, I don't think about a gentleman; I don't know manners, and I can't stand up; If you don't know what to say, you can't know who you are. If one day, you can't find me, don't be sad. It's not that I don't love you, nor that you miss me, but that I finally have the courage to leave, but please remember that I really waited before that.

8. Some people are neither friends nor enemies. It's great to go back to the old place before sunset. There is nothing wrong with you, but you didn't love me for a long time and didn't accompany me to the end. I'm not wrong either, because I'm tired, so I have to let go. Thank you for accompanying me in my young and beautiful past, and I have been waiting for you all my life! I always think about every relationship, but it only gives me what I once had. You disturbed my dream, you gave me half a life of desolation, you made me miss you, and you left me without good medicine.