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My story with Brother Bing 1 Fate is a wonderful thing.

-Fate is a wonderful thing

I haven't met Brother Bing yet, and now I like him a little. Why do you say "unexpected"? Because the instructor I met during the military training in senior one was black, thin and strict, he was often called "bean curd brain". So I don't like soldiers.

Besides, it's hard for me to like someone, or I wouldn't have been in single dog for 23 years.

There is a saying: all single people have an impossible person in their hearts. Yes, I once liked a boy in my sophomore year, and I liked him silently for five years. Later, I found out that the other party didn't like me at all. Sad for a long time, I feel that I should never find true love in my life.

I remember that the day when Bingge added my QQ was February 24th, 20th17th. The source is space, and the remark is "introduced by a friend", so I quickly passed his request. At first, we chatted with each other. Knowing that he is a soldier and five years older than me, I am even less interested in him, and sometimes I simply don't reply to his news. However, he is also very stubborn, insisting on looking for me three times a day and chatting politely. Chatting with boys at ordinary times is sour and always dark, because boys' likes are too cheap now, so how to cherish them easily?

But strangely, I never scolded Brother Bing when I was chatting with him, because he spoke sincerely and was a gentleman. I didn't know how to start, and even told him many things that I had never told anyone. For example, hometown, family and so on, I regret it when I finish, and I feel that I have been checked by him. But it's fair, because Brother Bing also took the initiative to tell me about his family, making it look like a blind date.

I said so much from the beginning, and I didn't dislike him. Later, I found that our two people's preferences are particularly like three views. Brother Bing told me frankly that he liked me a little. I am very worried in my heart. What kind of joy does a stranger like? This is a joke.

Then Brother Bing told me another thing. My acquaintance with him was purely accidental. It turns out that once he rummaged through my classmate's space, he accidentally saw my comments, clicked on my information and found some photos of me on my photo wall. He was immediately moved, because he liked my mushroom-mushroom head and thought I smiled brightly. So he took the initiative to add a stranger's QQ for the first time and wanted to know me.

"You see, what a wonderful thing fate is," Brother Bing said. "Ten million people, I added you, that we are predestined friends. Of course, we have to grasp it ourselves. "

For the next two months, we all had a good chat. Brother Bing is mature, steady and super positive, but I can't stand him telling me to "study hard" every day. I always tell him, "I want to go home and be a gangster, but I can't learn anything." Because I'm full of thorns, I'm particularly fierce. Brother Bing called me a wolf. I sent a photo of my plain face, and Brother Bing kept giggling when he looked at it. I said, don't you think it's ugly? You have acne on your face. Brother Bing said frankly: No, it doesn't matter, I think it's true. I don't even know whether to cry or laugh.

Brother Bing comes to see me every day when he is free. He will say good morning when he gets up in the morning, ask me if I have eaten at noon, and say good night when he sleeps at night.

However, what attracted me to Brother Bing was his phone number.

It is said that Brother Bing went through a lot of trouble to get my mobile phone number. He asked me out six times, and I refused to give it to him every time. I said I didn't like people calling me, but I gave him the number after seeing his promise again and again that he would never call without my permission.

My home is in the countryside. Tomb-Sweeping Day went home on holiday, but her sister didn't come back. I have to sleep alone at night, and I am particularly afraid at night, because there is rice in the alley, and there will definitely be mice where there is rice. So even if I close the door, the sly mouse will still get under it.

When I was chatting with Brother Bing, a huge mouse suddenly jumped out from under the table. I instinctively let out a shrill cry, "Ah!" I was so scared that I cried that I couldn't bear to say anything. As soon as I released my hand, the sound came out. Brother Bing is brushing his teeth. As soon as he heard my screams, he asked me on WeChat: Can I call you? Right now. He still remembers that promise and can't call without my consent. Trembling, I uttered a word: good. Soon brother Bing's long-distance call came in. He comforted me gently. Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid. Rats don't eat people. You tuck in the quilt ... my mood gradually calmed down. Two people who have never met each other chatted like this. Time goes by little by little, and I'm not sleepy at all. I looked at the time and was shocked. It's already midnight 12! Brother Bing usually turns off the lights at 9: 30, and goes to bed at most 10: 30. How to get up early the next day? I feel very guilty. I said to Brother Bing, you go to sleep first, and I will go to sleep too. At this time, he couldn't help yawning and casually said, no, no, no, I'm not sleepy. Then he changed the subject and chatted with me for a while. Look at the time, it's already two eleven. I quickly said to Brother Bing, Go to sleep. I slept, too. Thank you for talking to me for so long tonight. Brother Bing said, can you sleep? I said yes! He was still worried and told me that I put my mobile phone by the pillow. If you can't sleep, if you are afraid, call me at once. Guess what? I got up and talked to you. Ha ha ha, laughing to death. It will be dawn if we talk again. In this way, the soldier's brother, mother-in-law and mother told me that I finally fell asleep at my urging.

I was moved by Brother Bing. Before I met him, I never knew that love and being loved were such different feelings, and I didn't know that someone in this world could really tolerate everything about you.

I will tell you the story of Brother Bing and me slowly and carefully.