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"Because you are a college student, you are nothing!" 》——Yu Minhong
Because you are a college student, you can leave all the burdens to your parents, but you have never studied hard. Your heart is so cruel and hard. We can have fun at night and sleep until we wake up naturally during the day, but I never cared about our parents working hard for us all day long, through ups and downs. You can QQ and watch movies every day and never think about what will happen tomorrow. Until the day of graduation, when you have abandoned your studies and lost your career, but thought it was time to get married and have a family, you suddenly realize that you are a joke.
Because you are a college student, sucking the blood and sweat of your parents unscrupulously. You are at an age when you should be starting a family and starting a career, but you never want to make progress. When you are at an age when you should be struggling, you are obsessed with enjoyment. Of course, your parents are your slaves? Are you willing to admit that you are a shit machine? How much have you reflected and considered, but you have no conscience.
Because you are a college student, pursuing the so-called individuality, unable to bear loneliness, spending a lot of money to kill time, and wasting a lot of time to waste your life. You don’t know how monotonous your parents’ life is. They never complain, because they have goals and train you to become a talent, but are you really a talent?
You are a college student, you have learned to compare, and you start to complain about why your father is not the big boss, but when you complain When your father is not as good as others, have you ever thought that your father also hopes that his children will be better than others, and have you achieved it?
Because you are a college student, but you are so naive and ignorant. What is even more ridiculous is that you do not realize that you are ridiculously stupid, and you are still self-righteous and arrogant. At the age of twenty, you still like to play house as a child. Life at home, pretending to be cute and so-called romantic. You can only dream, you are still short-sighted, and you don't understand what life is. As long as you can survive, you never think about how to live. Until one day, you are torn to pieces by reality, and you realize that reality does not give you time to be decadent.
Because you are a college student and you only understand your own happiness and do not understand the bitterness of your parents. You are used to talking on the phone all day long, but if you hadn't been short of money, when would you have called home? When your conscience is weakened little by little, but your happiness has not increased, you are willing to say I love you a thousand times to a stranger, but you have never said it once to the parents who gave birth to you and raised you!
Because you are a college student, you know Jay Chou’s zodiac sign, and you know someone’s favorite jelly, but you don’t know your parents’ birthdays or what they like to eat.
Because you are a college student, you have nothing but you can fall in love humblely, and responsibility is just a term for you to disguise yourself. You are very selfish. Because you like someone, you take it for yourself regardless of the consequences. You never care about whether you can give her happiness, and you don't know how to shoulder your own responsibilities.
Because you are a college student, you are nothing, and you have no capital to be proud of.
When the day of graduation comes, when you have nothing, no love, no career, no commitment, whose embrace will you still rely on? It's parents. Who would tolerate such a decadent you regardless of reward? Or parents. But after all, your parents can't accompany you throughout your life. Your father is gone, your mother is gone, and what about you?
They say that no one in this world is anyone else's, yes, except for yourself and your parents, who else will be? Whose? Don't waste your life on those ethereal things. You can't afford that luxury. Build your own dock and ships will naturally come to the port.
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