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Chapter 54 Where is brother-in-law going?
The Peach Is Ripe
Author;
Master of Sex Epilepsy
54. Chapter 54 Where is the Brother-in-law?
"The Louvre, Room 1314..."
Xu Yaru's face turned red as she read the text message from Liu Qiming.
"Hey, it's quite romantic..." Su Mei glanced at Xu Yaru's phone and joked with a smile.
"Fuck you..." Xu Yaru squeezed her quietly, "You have to accompany me up in a while..."
"Why, I want to be with you for the rest of my life. "I, what kind of trouble am I going to cause...hehe..." Su Mei deliberately teased her, "Besides, when the old man saw two beautiful girls, what if he couldn't bear the strong stimulation and had a heart attack? Let's do it..."
Qin Han, who was driving, couldn't help but laugh out loud as he imagined such a lewd and erotic scene.
"Why are you giggling? Do you have anything to do with you here?" Su Mei smiled and patted Qin Han on the shoulder. Su Mei just went home and changed into casual clothes, a T-shirt and jeans, simple and refreshing. She didn't want to wear the police uniform during her break. This morning she was forced by Xu Yaru to put on the police uniform to scare people. Besides, it’s not convenient to wear a police uniform and drive a police car to the city to do errands. Therefore, Su Mei insisted on going home, changed clothes, changed a car, and asked Qin Han to be the driver. She and Xu Yaru sat in the back seat and chatted affectionately.
"No..." Qin Han giggled.
"Then why are you laughing..."
"Hehe... I just find it exciting..."
Xu Yaru's face also turned red: " Don’t you men all have such dirty thoughts..."
"Hehe...hehe..." Qin Han smiled and said nothing.
Su Mei suddenly became interested and leaned over to ask Qin Han: "Hey, let me ask you something... Do you have any experience in flying together..."
"No. ...I am a pure male prostitute...hehe..." Qin Han said shamelessly.
"Shit, your smile is so picturesque..." Su Mei is very good-looking when she is not losing her temper. She has the sweet smell of a beauty next door.
"Hehe... I just think it should be a physical job..." Qin Han smiled evilly.
Xu Yaru asked Qin Han to stop at the bank next to the Louvre Museum, then went down to open a new bank card and deposited 100,000 yuan. She was well aware of the unspoken rules in officialdom. Whether you sleep with them or not is another matter, money is absolutely essential.
Entering the luxurious hall of the Louvre, Xu Yaru's hands began to sweat. Although she was mentally prepared, it was still her first time to meet her leader alone in such a hotel. If after so many years of training in the workplace, she can handle socializing at the wine table with ease, then opening a room, sitting on the bed and chatting with each other is definitely unimaginable for her.
Xu Yaru bravely made a call to Liu Qiming in the hall. First, she briefly talked about the situation of Taohua Village and said that she had brought the representative of Taohua Village and whether she should let him face the leader in person. Report back. Logically speaking, these words should be said after meeting, but she was appointed to come alone. It would obviously be rude to bring Qin Han up rashly, but if Qin Han was not brought up, maybe she would not even have the chance to say these words...
Liu Qiming looked very impatient on the phone. Don't we just need funds, equipment, and technical support? Okay, I understand, just let him go back first. When we talk about work matters, it’s not appropriate for outsiders to be present. Okay, come up quickly, I've been waiting for you impatiently.
"How about you wait here for a while, Su Mei and I will go up first..." Xu Yaru said embarrassedly to Qin Han.
"Oh, it's okay, just go about your business..." Qin Han waved his hands generously. The girls at the front desk here are quite pretty, and once they leave, he can hook up with her.
Xu Yaru held Su Mei's arm and boarded the elevator, her body still shaking uncontrollably.
"Yaru, can you do it? If you can't, don't make it difficult for yourself... Not everyone can do this kind of thing..." Su Mei looked at her with some sympathy. Xu Yaru, a beautiful woman from a good family has to learn some unspoken rules from other people, but before this happens, she is scared out of her wits.
"I'm fine, the air conditioner here is a bit cold..." Xu Yaru's face was as red as fire. There are some things that Su Mei doesn't understand. When a woman's persistent love comes to nothing, career success becomes the only medicine that can soothe the pain. Now she can only desperately grab this life-saving straw, otherwise maybe There will be nothing left.
"I'll go in first, give me a call in fifteen minutes..." Xu Yaru asked Su Mei. She originally wanted to take Su Mei into the room with her. As Su Mei said, Liu Qiming might not complain if two beauties came to his door together. But then I thought about it and it was not very convenient. If I talk to Liu Qiming about taking over, it would be inappropriate to have a policeman sitting next to me...
"Okay, I understand..." Su Mei nodded, "I You won't go too far, you can just call me if you need anything..." She was a little worried after all. Xu Yaru is not the kind of woman who is good at showing off her coquettishness and manipulating men. She may not be able to handle some scenes...
In the lobby of the Louvre. Just when Qin Han took the chubby little hand of the big-eyed beauty at the front desk and was about to use the fortune-telling method to pick up girls, Su Mei actually walked out of the elevator with Xu Yaru in her arms.
"Hey, who is that? He's gone..." Su Mei waved to Qin Han.
"Ah, so fast..." Qin Han sighed unwillingly, "Beauty, let's talk when we have time..." He took the big-eyed beauty's small hand and kissed her lips gently. After a moment, the little girl giggled.
Qin Han followed Su Mei in a few strides, "Hey, this leader's work efficiency is too high..." Qin Han pretended to look at his watch, "Off the time you spent going up and down the stairs... ...Fuck...I'll cum in seconds..."
"Shut up, or I want you to look good!" Su Mei glanced at Qin Han coldly.
Qin Han was slightly startled, and then realized that Xu Yaru's face was ugly. Not only was her hair a little messy, there were even signs of tearing on her skirt. Qin Han's smile suddenly faded, and his heart was shocked. Could it be...
"Go and open the car door..." Su Mei ordered.
"Well..." Qin Han didn't talk so much nonsense this time, but ran out in despair.
Xu Yaru also reserved fifteen minutes for herself to deal with Liu Qiming, but she did not expect to be knocked down by him as soon as she entered the door. Liu Qiming had already taken a bath and was wearing a bathrobe, waiting for this beautiful girl to come to his door. After much thought, he decided not to play serious tricks with Xu Yaru. This woman was too smart. He waited for her to take the initiative to undress. It is too difficult to bring someone into my arms. Liu Qiming decided to take a desperate risk, knocking her down first and cutting off her escape route, so as to avoid a long night of nightmares. As for women, as long as they have been fucked by a man, the next thing will be easier to handle. Anyway, she wanted something from her, so she wouldn't cause a fuss and both sides would be hurt. At worst, he could just coax them and give them a little more benefit afterwards. Therefore, Liu Qiming let Xu Yaru into the room, and without saying a few words, he couldn't wait to take off his bathrobe, revealing his big belly, and threw himself on the woman...
Su Mei didn't expect what happened. Progress will be so fast. She had just pushed open the door of the safe passage to take a look at the surrounding terrain, when she heard a thumping sound in room 1314, followed by Xu Yaru's scream.
Su Mei's movements were very fast, with a lunge and a flying kick, she rushed into the room cleanly and kicked Liu Qiming, who was lying on Xu Yaru's body, touching and biting, to the bottom of his chest.
"Police inspection!" Su Mei waved her hand to Xu Yaru, signaling her to stop talking nonsense, "Get out of here first!" Su Mei winked at Xu Yaru.
Xu Yaru covered her chest and rushed out.
"You, show me your ID card..." Su Mei kicked Liu Qiming hard on the butt...
Su Mei helped Xu Yaru into the car He sat down in the car and then sat in the driving position.
"Qin Han, you can go back by yourself first. Yaru and I have other things to do..." Su Mei understood Xu Yaru's mentality. A woman would never want to show such embarrassment in front of the man she likes. one side. There was no choice but to leave Qin and Han behind.
What kind of fate is this for me! Qin Han looked at the car driving away in silence.
Qin Han wandered in the parking lot for a long time, worrying about how to go back. A pink Maserati slowly stopped beside him.
"Brother-in-law, where are you going..." A beautiful smiling face appeared behind the car window.
"Yanran..." Qin Han's eyes lit up.
"Yes, it's me..." Liu Yanran suddenly felt sweet in her heart. They had only met once that day, and he could blurt out her name. This is definitely the biggest surprise for Liu Yanran.
"What are you..." Qin Han glanced at the passenger seat, but there was no one there.
"Oh, my family forced me to go on a blind date, but I ended up meeting a self-righteous idiot..." Liu Yanran shook her head, looking at a loss for words. "Forget it, don't talk about me. Brother-in-law, why are you alone? Where is Sister Xiuxiu..."
"Oh, I'm here to do something. You, Sister Xiuxiu, are in Taohua Village. Didn't you follow me?" I'll come with you..."
"Then have you finished your work..." For some reason, when she heard that Xiuxiu was not here, Liu Yanran's heart started to beat wildly, and her eyes became excited. Opened wide.
"Let's just say it's done..." Qin Han smiled bitterly in his heart.
"Then where are you going now?" Liu Yanran's face turned red unconsciously.
"Go back to Taohua Village..." Qin Han was a little confused. To be honest, faced with such a mess, he didn't know where to go back.
"Then get in the car and I'll take you off..." Liu Yanran said with a smile.
"Do you know the way?"
"Well..."
"Excuse me for being so late?"
"It's okay. Son..." Liu Yanran opened the passenger door and Qin Han got in.
After Qin Han sat firmly, he looked at Liu Yanran carefully. Liu Yanran's makeup today is slightly thicker than when she had dinner last time, giving her an aggressive beauty. She wore a small white sling on her upper body, with a fluffy bubble-shaped design on her chest, which just highlighted the pair of beautiful babies. Sitting in Qinhan, you can have an unobstructed view of the charming snow-capped peaks and valleys. She wore a diamond miniskirt on her lower body, which was so bright and dazzling that it made her proud legs even more pink, round and perfect.
"Does it look good?" Liu Yanran twisted her body generously to meet Qin Han's inspecting gaze.
"Well..." Qin Han nodded solemnly.
Liu Yanran smiled, obviously satisfied with his answer.
"How is my car? Which one of us is better looking?" Liu Yanran looked at him coquettishly. In fact, she originally wanted to say who is more beautiful, me or Sister Xiuxiu, but she still didn't dare to say it out loud, so she temporarily changed it to this Maserati.
"It's all good, all good... Hehe, no, you're prettier than the car..." Qin Han suddenly remembered Xiu Xiu's allusion about driving a Maserati with a naked buttocks, and couldn't help but laugh uncontrollably. Come on, hey, doesn't this refer specifically to Liu Yanran?
"Why are you smiling so inappropriately..." Liu Yanran said coquettishly.
"It's okay, I just remembered a joke..." Qin Han covered it up with a smile.
"What kind of joke is it? It's so funny. Come on, tell me..." Liu Yanran also became interested.
Qin Han didn't want to say it at first, but he couldn't stand Liu Yanran's soft touch. From time to time, she would use her breasts and beautiful legs to seduce her. Qin Han finally couldn't resist the sweet sugar-coated bullets, and finally fell under the beauty's lustful power. It's time to move on.
"Sister Xiuxiu is so good..." Liu Yanran's face was full of shyness, but her big clear eyes were full of lust when she looked at Qin Han.
"Brother-in-law..."
"Huh?"
"Do you want your dream to come true..."
"What... "
"Do you want to watch me drive like that..." Liu Yanran looked at him hotly.
Qin Han was stunned. For the first time, he experienced what it means to be suffocated by happiness. Now he can no longer breathe at all...
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