Tao Te Ching jokes

After reading this chapter, it suddenly occurred to me that a friend once told us a story, which was used here as the beginning or to make you laugh.

It is said that a friend went on a business trip to find a customer who was very enthusiastic. A friend and his party had a grand dinner, and the client also invited his girlfriend and his girlfriend's sister Xiao S to accompany them.

During the dinner, a lobster baked with cheese was served. When the dish was handed to Xiao S, the customer politely greeted her to taste it. As a result, Miss S replied: I don't eat, you eat. The customer thought she was shy and advised, "Try it! It tastes good. " Miss S replied, "We have many of these in the fish pond, ranging from snacks to big ones. I'm tired of eating. Eat it! "

In an instant, the atmosphere on the dining table became awkward. The client's girlfriend turned to look at her friend and said nothing! And other men, you look at me, I look at you, and they control the situation that laughter goes up in smoke.

Later, when my friend told us about it, when we solemnly finished learning Miss S's words, everyone we listened to laughed until tears came out. As you can imagine, other people on the table at that time may have really suffocated into internal injuries.

We don't know what mentality and logic Miss S is talking about, but there is no doubt that she exposed her knowledge and way of doing things to everyone. Everyone with a discerning eye knows that she is lying, and it is to cover up her ignorance and protect her face, but also to show off.

I can't remember where I read an article. The theme of the article is: what kind of person you are, you will know after eating a meal. I have read many such stories, and I understand why my parents took us out to eat when I was young, and why they always told me to talk less and listen more and eat well!

The more cultivated people are, the more hidden they are; The more shallow and ignorant people are, the more they like to show off. The ancients said: Don't play with broadsword in front of Guan Gong. People who want to show themselves too much often end up playing a joke on teaching others how to teach others how to swim.

Miss S above happened to be in this stalk, leaving a big joke for everyone.

In Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Xia confronted Huang Zhong at the foot of Dingjun Mountain, and Xia went to war. Before the war, he ridiculed Huang Zhong: "I have heard for a long time that Huang Zhong is brave and extraordinary, and is famous for his sword and gun. I saw him today. It's better to meet someone than to be famous. What nonsense is killing swords and arrows, but it's just deceiving the world and stealing names! "

Huang Zhong flew into a rage and shouted, "Little Xiahou! How dare you insult General Ben! How will Ben deceive the world? "

Summer hey hey smiled and said, "if you really want to have skill, you can use real swords and spears to duel on the battlefield. What a hero hiding in the barracks! Have balls. You come out and fight with me for fifty rounds! I'll send you back to grandma's house within fifty rounds! I am serious! Do you dare to come out? "

Huang Zhong was so angry that he wanted to go out with a knife. When he went to the camp, he suddenly raised his knife and said with a smile, "Xiahou Xiaoer. Sure enough, he is as treacherous as your master Cao Cao, trying to lure grandpa into the war by goading him, but he missed your plan! "

He ordered his men to stick to the school gate and walk away, leaving Xia angry in front of the camp.

Xia refused to give up, led his troops in front of him, and continued cursing: "You can kill with swords and guns, that is, cowards, cowards and losers! Don't dare to fight. Why don't you be a general? Let's go home and hold the baby. Coward! It's better to hang yourself than to be a coward! " Such abuse began in the early morning and continued until the early morning.

Huang Zhong, who later occupied Dingjun Mountain, caught a glimpse of the summer camp at the foot of Dingjun Mountain. Xia was furious, regardless of other people's dissuasion, leading the way in front of him and scolding the challenge. Huang Zhong let Xia abuse him in every way, sitting in the camp and not fighting.

Xia Ling led the soldiers to scold until the afternoon. The cavalry was tired and their spirits had dropped, so they dismounted and rested. At this time, Huang Zhong's drums were ringing, leading the way, leading two thousand cavalry into the camp, shouting loudly, as if the sky were falling. Xia Ba split in two and fell dead.

Incentive method has always been a common method used by military strategists. In this way, Liu Bei stimulated Zhou Yu intellectually and successfully United Sun Wu against Cao Cao. However, Huang Zhong successfully avoided the stimulus and won the war.

People's IQ is zero at the moment of being angered, and everything they say and do when they are angry without rational thinking is very dangerous.

Therefore, when you make any decision, don't be influenced by your emotions, because impulsiveness often leads to irreparable mistakes.

When I see this sentence, I have to say an idiom: Corporal is virtuous. It means to treat saints with courtesy; Have great respect for scholars!

Speaking of this word, we can think of many famous people in history who are willing to work for others.

Warring States Period: Xinlingjun Wei Wuji, Ping Yuanjun Zhao Sheng, Meng Changjun Tian Wen, Chun Shen Jun Huang Xie. In order to fight against Qiang Qin, they recruited many people to enrich their strength, and finally they all made great achievements.

In particular, the first of the four sons of Xin, Xin Sizi, is more intimate and makes friends. Finally, with their help, he made great contributions to saving Zhao He from two defeats, and he can be called a hero through the ages.

Liu Bei's wisdom is not as good as Zhuge Liang's, but the latter is willing to repay Liu Bei's kindness with death because of Liu Bei's humility and sincerity to the cottage.

History has proved that people who can succeed with the help of others are modest people. Because they can let go of themselves, be humble to others, make others feel valued and respected, win the goodwill and trust of others, and be willing to pay for them.

People's greatest fear in life is that they are full of abilities, but when they are full of ambitions, they have no chance to show their strengths.

Li Bai was a great poet in the Tang Dynasty, with a brilliant life and lofty sentiments. All his life, he hopes to meet someone who appreciates him and give him a chance to serve his country. However, he had no choice but to serve the country, and eventually he died of depression, leaving only passionate poems to show his enthusiasm to future generations.

The so-called gratitude for meeting someone is actually a kind of gratitude for finding a way to give full play to one's life value because one's talent has been valued and appreciated by others. Whoever can make good use of this principle will get the support and help of others and achieve something.

The more you look at the back of Tao Te Ching, the more you can understand why Chairman Mao said he was a military book. There are indeed many ways to be good at fighting. But Lao Tzu is definitely not teaching people to fight, but what kind of disasters can be avoided through rational use of "Tao" in the most life-and-death war, thus explaining the magical use of "Tao" to the world!

In this chapter, Lao Tzu warned the world with the help of tactics and ways of employing people: Don't show off lightly, don't be emotional, don't be competitive, don't be arrogant, because this is a road that is easy to attract disasters in bring disgrace to oneself! At the same time, once again, it profoundly puts forward the realm that is most in line with the "Tao" and the highest realm of establishing people-the heart of humility and the indisputable virtue.

Modesty is the best without competing with the world, and the world encourages it!