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There is an epidemic outside. Stay at home honestly (50 sentences)

There is an epidemic outside, sentence (1) 1. If my life really counts down, what do I regret most? What do I want to do most? If we survive an epidemic safely, what can I do to make life less regrettable? What state should I live in?

Besides this epidemic, life itself is in danger everywhere. The danger is not terrible. The terrible thing is that if you lose the courage to face danger, everything will pass and everything will be fine.

I hope all the regrets in the past are the foreshadowing of future surprises.

Last night, I stood in line for nucleic acid test late at night. As a result, I was miserable. I couldn't sleep all night after my usual bedtime.

Just after work, I saw someone waiting in line downstairs for nucleic acid testing, shivering. I haven't worked normally for two months.

6. If you have love, you will be able to overcome the disease; With you and love, spring flowers bloom like songs; With you and love, the person you love is full of warmth.

7. If you are afraid, you won't dare to be arrogant. If you are fearless, you will be in trouble.

8. Don't bet on God's will or guess people's hearts. God can't afford to gamble, and people can't guess.

9. Pay tribute to the medical staff and volunteer workers who fought in the front line of nucleic acid detection!

10. Pray that the epidemic will end soon and the people will be safe and healthy!

1 1. In the best years, there was no love, only epidemics.

12. Not necessarily accurate. Many people around me have done nucleic acid tests twice.

13. Where there is a flower of love in full bloom, there is vitality.

14. Stay with each other through the disaster.

15. Facing the epidemic, we have no choice but to beat it!

16. Only through rough roads can there be a smooth road. After the epidemic, everything is fine!

17. When the spring breeze is ten miles, may cherry blossoms bloom.

There is an epidemic outside. Stay at home honestly (Chapter II) 18. No one knows how many normal people have this virus. Nucleic acid testing can't guarantee that all infected people will be found out, so clearing the future data is psychological comfort.

19. In the hospital, you will understand that compared with your health, there is nothing in life that you can't let go of, because the only wealth in the world is life. When life ends, there is no fame, no money, no honor.

20. The nose was tested for nucleic acid yesterday, and it was done in the morning. I still feel something poking my nose before going to bed. Because of rhinitis, from small to large, something entering the nose will make me afraid.

2 1. At 2 o'clock in the morning, I was told by the community horn to do nucleic acid testing overnight, which made people a little nervous about going back to the year before last ~ I realized that tonight was another sleepless night, and many places were doing nucleic acid testing overnight ... Salute to the medical staff who guarded us, and hope that this damn epidemic will be put out as soon as possible!

22. We stay at home and spend the longest time with our families. We have enough time and more knowledge.

23. Hope is a hard crutch and patience is a travelling bag. With them, one can embark on an eternal journey.

24. The best quotations I heard this year would rather be green than yellow. I wish you green this year (green code circle of friends copy)

25. I believe that under the cold land where diseases have ravaged, it is about to break ground in spring.

26. When you come to the earth, you should look at the sun and walk in the street with your sweetheart.

27. angels in white, a kind doctor, is the most beautiful retrograde person of the times. I wish you a speedy recovery. When the epidemic is over, all of you will go home healthy … no one will be left behind.

28. The sunshine from the door and sleeping at home every day make me doubt my life. This is also the longest time that Happy Dad stayed at home. This epidemic is really serious. I hope to get better soon and everything will return to normal!

29. The cold winter will eventually pass, and hope is just around the corner. Let's wait for the arrival of spring!

30. Spring will always come, and cherry blossoms will still bloom as usual. Come on, Xi 'an!

3 1. The first thing after the epidemic will be to do a great event in life and talk about a beautiful love. Love everyone around you with limited life. Don't disappoint your youth. Brave enough to love!

32. Under all the subtleties, there is a loud noise of spring blossoms and the ice surface is broken. Under all the haze, there is a dark flower and a bright sunrise.

Maybe it won't be long before I get a cocoon in my throat.

Thanks to the medical staff, my nucleic acid results came out. At one o'clock this morning, community workers were still knocking at the door all night to do nucleic acid. You all work hard.

There is an epidemic outside. Stay at home honestly (Chapter III) 35. Beauty is still on the road, not as perfect as expected.

36. When will the epidemic be completely over without nucleic acid testing?

37. It is not easy to queue up for nucleic acid testing in the scorching sun.

38. The outbreak of the epidemic again makes me feel anxious bit by bit.

39. Now I wait in line at midnight for nucleic acid testing. Luckily, I went shopping in the supermarket yesterday. Now the supermarket is almost empty, and many online shopping have been robbed.

40. A strong wind knows a strong grass, and a swinging board knows a hero.

4 1. Spring is coming, let's hug.

42. It seems that XX has really returned to normal life. I'm really happy for them, and I'm really proud that I'm from China!

43. In the face of life and death, money is useless and fame and fortune are empty.

44. The whole family did a nucleic acid test, and the community said that the results could be unsealed.

45. There is not a spring that will not come. Love and hope spread faster than viruses!

46. Why do people always jump the queue when doing nucleic acid? I'm really speechless in the big sun.

47. Let's vaccinate together, Miao together, rub some medicine on your arm, everyone is vaccinated, and the epidemic will never happen again. If you love me, you can vaccinate Xin Weimiao.

48. Many friends are waiting in line to make nucleic acids, even late at night. The epidemic prevention and control work in Xiamen has been done very well, and I'm actually not panicking. Life in Xiamen, a city I have loved for ten years, is really good.

49. The limitations of fate can last forever, but unyielding challenges are indispensable!

50. After a two-week business trip in Beijing, nucleic acid detection+home isolation 14 days finally returned to normal.

How hot it is outside, how hot my heart is.

1, tattooed people are afraid of heat, people who use apples have no pockets, people who like to pat their legs with watches, and people who love to grin!

2. The ugliest place for everyone to take pictures is the ID card.

I typed on Baidu to find someone more shameless than me. Baidu said, "Sorry, I didn't find anyone more shameless than you."

4, singing to the computer, singing and singing, the screen will be black.

I couldn't write multiple-choice questions in previous exams. Ask the sister on the side, she doesn't lift her eyelids, pointing to her chest ... I see, the answer is.

6. "Do you like water?" "Of course I do." "Great, so you have fallen in love with 72% of me!"

7. Don't say that I don't deserve you as soon as we break up. Are you a dog?

8, the so-called holiday, the family suspects that going out without money is particularly free every day.

9. I don't like talking when I eat chocolate, so as not to let people think I'm eating shit with my mouth open.

10, the best way to ruin a song is to set that song as an alarm.

1 1. Since you stopped chatting with me, my internet speed is much faster.

12. We didn't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we didn't confess on April Fool's Day. Tomb-Sweeping Day had better be worshipped.

13, the emperor died and died, the civil servant died and died, and the mistress died and died.

14, the person who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you love now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime. ...

15, the so-called natural awakening is actually awakened by urine.

16. If you meet your deskmate again, kill him. He knows too much.

17, I am online, you are offline, I am invisible, you are online, I am alive, why don't you die?

18, parents fool their children to call education, children fool their parents to call deception, and mutual deception is called generation gap.

19. If you wake up in the heat at night, don't forget to cover your roommate with a quilt.

20. My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to attend his wedding. I calmly answered three words: next time.

2 1, big brother, do you know? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's.

22. Many people in school dress so dangerously. Fortunately, they are safe!

23. The difference between Sherlock Holmes and Conan: Sherlock Holmes-where the dead go; Conan. -Where to? Where is the deceased? ...

24. Newton died, leaving behind a bunch of formulas. Qu Yuan died and took three days off. China people are still good to China people!

25. If you like to chop mosquito bites into small pieces with your fingernails, please raise your hand.

26. Do you know how hot Nanjing is? Today, an old lady touched porcelain on the road. She just lay on the road and stood up with a whoosh!

27. I play too much computer and want to fast-forward watching TV.

28. When I was a child, I always blew into my mouth and thought I could fly higher.

Excerpts from sentences that insist on self-discipline exercise at home every day (50 sentences)

Exercise at home every day (Part I) 1. Keep exercising and relax. Every day is full of blood and sunshine!

2. Loving sports, games and athletes means loving life.

3. Jordan: I can accept failure, but I will never give up loving sports, games and athletes, that is, loving life.

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, give it a thousand reasons to laugh.

Give you one or two sports hobbies and a healthy key!

6. Men who exercise to lose weight are not afraid of tanning or being chased by dogs. They don't have a big aunt, they are not afraid of getting smaller breasts and gaining muscle mass, and their basal metabolism is higher than that of women. So why are men fat?

7. The thin man's abdominal muscles are as meaningless as the fat woman's D chest.

8. I tried, and I don't regret it whether I succeeded or not.

9. Summary of insomnia: Only by exercising every day can you have a good sleep.

10. Fitness may not lead to a long life, but it will definitely make you look younger.

1 1. A nation, with many people in its prime, is bound to be strong; A nation, many of whom are aging before they get old, is bound to be weak. (Pierre de Coubertin)

12. A long, healthy and high-quality life. Everyone has requirements in all aspects. Don't forget to take a good exercise.

13. Gym for five months. From a little fat man to his present figure! I don't know how much sweat I have shed along the way. But I think it's all worth it.

14. Age can't stop you from pursuing your goals!

15. Climb the mountain of happiness and make life full of joy; Take happy steps to make life full of vitality; Walking in the spiritual square always relaxes the mind. Today is National Fitness Day. What are you hesitating about? Let's work together to win health.

16. Insist on going to bed early and getting up early, exercise and study, cherish time and do what you can now.

17. It feels good to sweat. I insist on at least half an hour of exercise and reading every day.

I insist on self-discipline exercise at home every day (Chapter II) 18. Reading is to talk to people without quality calmly, and exercise is to let people without quality talk to you calmly.

19. If you don't exercise hard, draw a tiger on paper.

20. Keep running and get closer to your dreams.

2 1. Exercise does not sweat, and the purpose is difficult to achieve; Practice sweating, don't look at minor illnesses; Don't be the wind when you sweat, lest you get sick.

22. This is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important.

23. Strive to develop sports and make the people healthy and cheerful. —— (Zhu De)

24. Don't just dream about losing weight without trying!

25. Even people with only one leg are exercising. You have no right to be lazy!

26. A good attitude and persistent exercise make a healthy body.

27. Conquering all your weaknesses is a great beginning for a person. -Shen Congwen

28. Health is the best friend and disease is the best enemy. Instead of crying for illness, it is better to add color to life through exercise and fitness.

I'd rather my students play tennis to kill time, at least they can get physical exercise.

30. The national luck is really good, and men, women and children are heroes. Don't look at seventy or eighty years old. Heroes and teenagers have a high interest in running and jumping since ancient times. Table tennis, badminton and aerobics, all kinds of exercises are fighting. A dashing man is better than the college entrance examination on the sports field. National Fitness Day is coming. I wish you health and happiness!

3 1. Exercise is the nourishment of life, and fitness is the beautician of youth.

32. Take the path of nature and cultivate the body of nature. —— (Ouyang Xiu)

No matter what happens, I will live, because I want to finish what I want to do!

34. I am not afraid of thousands of people blocking me. I am afraid of surrendering myself. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying.

Exercise by self-discipline at home every day (Chapter III) 35. Fitness is the fairest thing in the world, how much you pay and how much you get.

36. Fitness is really something that is directly proportional to pay and return. Some people have some things, even if you pay, the ending is not satisfactory. But only fitness, as long as you dare to clap your chest and leave the gym without regrets, will not let you down.

37. A good figure is only reserved for people with perseverance!

38. Guide thinking, the environment is created by heart. Illness is born by thinking, and illness is born by heart.

39. What is subtracted is not obesity, but loneliness; What has increased is not confidence, but cash.

40. Be sure to take time out to exercise every week. There are many benefits.

4 1. Happy sports, happy life!

42. When autumn comes, go to bed early and get up early, and never stay up late. Health is the only way to have a good life. Keep exercising … Good morning!

43. Boys love cleanliness, games and sports. They laugh very sunny and warm, and the excessive pursuit of clothes is enough to make me fall in love.

44. Even at this moment, the opponent is constantly exercising.

45. Get up in the morning to breathe fresh air and run on the playground. Relaxing channels and activating collaterals, refreshing and comfortable. Everything goes well in one day, and I am happy and carefree. National Fitness Day is coming. May you be energetic and healthy!

46. A sound spirit resides in a sound body; The prosperity of the country lies in national fitness.

47. Success comes from self-discipline. Without decisive qualities, a person can never be regarded as an independent person. John foster

48. Don't envy other people's gorgeous abdominal muscles, because you can't see other people's efforts.

49. Insist on climbing mountains without a doctor's prescription; It's okay to walk often, so you don't have to go to the drugstore.

50. The function of exercise can replace drugs, but all drugs can't replace exercise. -(French physician-Tissou)

Don't want to go back to school, just want to stay at home (50 sentences)

I don't want to go back to school, I just want to stay at home. If I could go back in time, I would choose not to know you. Not that I regret it, but that I can't face the ending now.

2. In the second Olympic Games, the school started again, with more homework and exams.

If you don't play, you won't have time to play. However, if you don't do your homework, your school will be finished!

I enjoyed my summer vacation, but my mother broke us up when school started.

I didn't know the taste of parting was so bleak, and I didn't know the taste of saying goodbye was so strong. Only separation can make time forget this tacit understanding.

6. After the start of school, it is a big battle for seniors to chase their younger brothers and sisters. The seniors and younger brothers and sisters hook up, and the younger brothers and sisters hate their younger brothers and sisters, but my heart is only learning.

7. After going to school, homework can't be finished, and courses can't be finished. Alas, why do students go to school? Why can't students finish their homework? Why are students' courses endless? Why do students have short holidays and more homework? Why? Why is this?

If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to school. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

9. Even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

10. The day of brushing your teeth and having lunch is coming to an end.

1 1.5. I liked the summer vacation after two months, but my parents didn't like it when school started.

12. Suddenly thought of a very serious academic problem? Who defines 60 points as passing?

13.8. If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to school. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

14. Soon we will go back to that class to sleep, jump after class and die in the exam.

15. The girls who want to start school are all puppy love girls.

16. Haha! School is finally starting! I can't wait! Ah ha ha!

17. fly, goose! Revive your powerful wings. Waiting ahead' will not always be heavy rain and bad waves. There is still sincere friendship in this world, and you are helping to show the quiet lake swing.

I don't want to go back to school, but I just want to stay at home. 18. Notice of commencement: Due to the collapse of your school, the school has a special holiday for one year.

19. What's the ghost story about the beginning of school? Are you scared? Don't you go to school as usual?

20. Growing up, the only constant is the heart that doesn't want to go to school.

2 1. Stay up late, can you afford to start school?

22. Sometimes I think optimistically: One day it is close to winter vacation. But when I think about it, one day is missing in the summer vacation. I dare not look at the calendar now, I don't want to hear what day it is, and I dare not answer when others will start school.

23. I really don't want to start school!

24. Dear students! Your holiday balance is less than one day. Please finish your homework as soon as possible. Thank you for your cooperation!

25.26. I finally know why these people have lost sleep recently. They must be scared silly when school starts.

26. Four months of prison life is about to begin again.

27. I really don't want to start school Although I know this is not what I want to do, I still can't bear to part with the fifth grade.

28. School begins. The deskmate always asks nervously. Have you finished your homework? Is it scribbled?

I don't want to go to school. I get up at 6 o'clock every day.

30. On September 1st, I entered school, but I was not free, and I didn't have enough meals and my limbs were weak. I was sad for five days and regretted it very much.

3 1. 19. It makes me happy to think that I will change from an old woman in grade three to a girl in grade one.

32. One by one, isn't it that the homework has not been finished yet, as for it? I don't know what homework is.

I really don't know what my new deskmate will look like after school starts.

You left quietly, just as you came quietly. You handed me your resignation letter, and you didn't take a group of subordinates with you. It's fucking boring.

I don't want to go back to school, I just want to stay at home. I don't hate school, but I hate some people and things in school.

36. I estimate that someone will habitually go to the wrong class within one week of school. This is not a road idiot, but a sadness.

37. It is really difficult to choose between wanting to go to school and not wanting to go to school after graduating from junior high school.

38. I haven't studied for a long time, and I even hesitate to read, even if I am moved.

39. A few nights before the start of school, there were almost thousands of lights.

40. I may not be online recently. Don't think I'm dead. I just went to mend the mountain of winter vacation homework.

4 1. How many children's shoes complain that the winter vacation time is too fast, because the school is about to start and the homework has not been finished.

42. When school starts, you can afford to go to school like a prostitute.

43. What do you think the future will be like? Everything is ready, and school will start soon. Suddenly I feel inexplicably nervous, but I believe in myself. If I decide to do it, I will do it well.

44. One summer vacation, I became stupid, fat, black, ugly, stupid, poor and unable to write.

45. I don't want to start school. It's not cool.

46. 16. School begins. Sorry, I never loved you. My love has always been a holiday.

47. I have been favored by teachers since I went to school. I said that the teacher must be exposed to rain and dew, and the teacher would scold me if he didn't listen.

48. After ten years of dust, we have lost our senses and listened to the cold little sprinkles in the years. Perhaps, the road of life is like when we get up before the sun, we get up the courage to step out of the fence covered with vines, and the red rose that can't wait has covered your windowsill. Happy Valentine's Day! !

49. You can't eat Mapo tofu made by your mother at the beginning of school. ...

50. Jobs died when the iphone4s was about to leave, Jackson died when the concert was about to start, and Paul died when Fast and furious 7 was about to leave. Take care, teacher.