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What do you think of Shanghai Disneyland prohibiting defendants from bringing their own food?

What happened at Disney was entirely of my own making. You can take it elsewhere, but you can't take it at home. No trouble? The point is that people have told you that the law allows you to entangle with others, and people can stop here. Then who can provoke students who are not allowed to break the law? I'm not surprised to be sued.

If you don't respect the consumer, you will be involved sooner or later, not to mention the consumer is a law student. Society may be a little biased against college students, and everyone likes to find people who look like college students because they are easy to talk to. Let's not talk about this strange thing today and let everyone know how annoying law students are.

Isn't that how HowNet works? A student recharged 50 yuan in order to download a seven-dollar paper. After downloading it, he found that it could not be returned, so he took HowNet to court. Finally, it seems that HowNet cancelled the quota recharge. Dr. Zhai doesn't need to know the internet to write his thesis, but others do.

If you think HowNet is too far away from your daily life, then talk about food, clothing, housing and transportation. A law student in Suzhou took the subway with a big box and finally passed the security check. He can't swipe his card into the subway station. By the way, it turns out that the balance of the subway card is lower than the maximum one-way fare, and he won't let you stand. The problem is that it may only be three and a half dollars from the school to the station. There are eight dollars in my bus card, but you say I don't have the highest one-way fare of ten dollars. If you put it on your card, my eight dollars will not be money? So she took the subway company to court, and finally let the subway company change the rules of entering the station: enter the station with the lowest fare.

Have you noticed this after taking the subway so many times? This is too small to notice. Of course you can notice the advertisement. Can you not notice the advertisement after the play? What is the purpose of looking for resources online, buying members online and spending money on video website members in order not to watch advertisements? There are no advertisements in the drama chase, which is very cool and smooth. However, some websites are very professional. I will give you some exclusive advertisements for members. Having money to buy members is better than ordinary users. Let's have a look at our advertisement. I thought it was a joke when I first heard about them. Until I heard that a law student sued Iqiyi, I spent money to buy a member, saying that there was no advertisement in the middle and I couldn't bear to sue. In the end, I won without any suspense.

It is common for students to sue for rights protection, or these companies have short memories. Although it is not as earth-shattering as major cases, it is really related to their vital interests. "Don't do good things, don't do evil things" probably means that students and these overbearing companies know that you want to make money, and no one says you forget it. If you say yes, change it quickly, and you have to bite the bullet and eat ugly.

Why not fuck law students? Because law is a very practical subject, the knowledge learned in school is useless, and it is difficult to have an exact process of discussion in school. It is better to get started directly by yourself and combine theory with practice. This is a matter of practicing hands, not only a matter of brushing experience, but also an evil thing. If you are worried about having nothing to do, these companies will come to you. What do you mean by whole?

If you scold a lawyer online, no one may pay attention to you, but if you provoke law students in your life, just wait and you will be prosecuted on a whim: Qin people can't help crying for themselves, and then others mourn for them; Later generations grieved, failed to learn from it, and let future generations mourn for future generations.