Some humorous jokes: Don’t drive too fast in a stolen car?

About the time when my wife was angry and she accidentally made her cry. No matter how much she was coaxed, it would not work. Wife: Get out of here, 555, get away. Me: Wife, if I get out of here, no one will bully you anymore. Wife: I didn’t ask you to roll in a straight line, roll back and forth, roll back and forth!

About the power-on password, my wife learned to set a power-on password for the computer. Me: What is my wife’s power-on password? Wife: It’s your birthday. When I entered it, it showed that it was wrong. I entered the lunar and solar calendars several times and it still wasn't right. Me: The password is wrong. Wife: You are so stupid, let me do it. Then my wife typed on the keyboard with great joy: nishengri.

About rounding up the whole number. There is 1,800 yuan in the wallet. Wife: Let me help you round up the round number. (Happily) Me: Okay. Then she took away 800. .

My wife about buying clothes: Husband, the last time I took a fancy to the brand of clothes, there is a new style. It’s almost the New Year, and I haven’t bought much clothes recently. I only bought a few sets a week, and they are not enough to wear. , people say that a person is judged by his clothes. If I look good in my clothes, I will look good when you take me out... (Omit the N word) Husband: Let’s get to the point. Wife: 3000!

About my wife who chased me back then. Wife: Handsome guy, do you have a girlfriend? Husband: Yes. Wife: Do you mind changing it? Husband: I mind. Wife: Do you mind having one more? Husband:…………I don’t mind. So she became my wife

About being deceived and reading the newspaper in the living room after dinner, I asked my wife: Have you washed the dishes? The wife said seriously: Husband, you should ask this, honey, let me wash the dishes for you! Then I said, husband, it’s already washed. This is obviously very good... So, husband: Honey, let me help you wash the dishes! Wife: Well, go ahead.

Watching TV with my wife about physical strength. My stomach rumbled with hunger, and my wife asked: Husband, are you hungry? My husband nodded excitedly. My wife said distressedly: Husband, if you are hungry, go to bed first. Sitting is a waste of energy.