Tell a joke about the director's wife.

One day, a director just opened the office door and sat down. A female subordinate angrily walked up to the director with a pair of pink underwear and threw it on the boss's desk, saying, "Director, you have to make decisions for me." Director Zhang Er was puzzled and asked curiously, "What is this?" "A woman's wife" "What are you doing with your wife?" "It's not mine," the director asked, more and more confused. "It's not yours? Whose is that? " The female subordinate said angrily, "Last night, my husband, your right-hand man, fell to the ground when he left the warehouse. I asked him where he was from, but he couldn't explain it clearly. I told him I had to sue you at your boss's. He even threatened me that if you dare to sue me at my boss, I will divorce you immediately. " Today, I am also throwing caution to the wind. If I leave, I will leave. Who's afraid of who? "Just then, someone knocked at the door, and the director was afraid of misunderstanding. He grabbed it and put it in the library pocket."

When the director came home from work, he saw his wife rummaging around again, as if looking for something. The director asked, "What are you looking for?" The lady said nervously, "Nene" and "What Nene?" This is your favorite pink one. At this moment, the director suddenly remembered something, reached into his trouser pocket and took out a pink underwear thrown to him by a female subordinate. He asked his wife, "Are you looking for it?" When the lady saw her husband's wife, she immediately relaxed from her nervousness, ran over and pulled it from the director's hand, and said coquettishly, "You are really an old couple, and besides, we are together every day, how can you still fall in love with my wife, hee hee (* _ *)". At this point, the director's eyes braved the green light and stared at his wife and couldn't say a word.