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The King's Speech classic English lines

Queen Elizabeth: My husband's work involves a great deal of public speaking.

Queen Elizabeth: My husband's work involves a great deal of public speaking.

Lionel Logue: Then he should change jobs.

Dr. Lionel Logue: It is more reliable to change jobs.

Queen Elizabeth: He can't.

Queen Elizabeth: He can't change it sooner.

Lionel Logue: What is he, an indentured servant?

Dr. Lionel Logue: Could it be that he is a slave who is manipulated?

Queen Elizabeth: Something like that.

Queen Elizabeth: Almost like that.

2. Logue: What was your earliest memory?

Dr. Lionel Logue: What was your earliest memory?

King George VI: I'm not... -here to discuss... -personal matters.

King George VI: I'm not... -here to discuss... -personal matters.

King George VI: I'm not... -here to discuss... -personal matters. Personal privacy.

Lionel Logue: Why are you here then?

Dr. Lionel Logue: Why are you here then?

King George VI: Because I bloody well stammer!

King George VI: Because I stutter to death.

3. Lilibet: What's he saying? [watching a clip of Hitler speaking]

Lilibet: What's he saying?

King George VI: I don't know but... he seems to be saying it rather well.

King George VI: I don't know but... he seems to be saying it rather well.

King George VI: I don't know but... he seems to be saying it rather well. Very provocative.

4. King George VI: [Logue is sitting on the coronation throne] Get up! Y-you can't sit there! GET UP!

King George VI: Give it to me stand up! You can't sit anywhere! Get up quickly.

Lionel Logue: Why not? It's a chair.

Dr. Lionel Logue: Why not? Isn't it just a chair?

King George VI: T-that... that is Saint Edward's chair.

King George VI: T-that... that is Saint Edward's chair.

Lionel Logue: People have carved their names on it.

Dr. Lionel Logue: People have carved their names on it.

5. King George VI: L-listen to me... listen to me!

King George VI: Listen...listen to me...listen to me!

Lionel Logue: Why should I waste my time listening to you?

Dr. Lionel Logue: Why should I waste my time listening to you?

King George VI: Because I have a voice!

King George VI: Just because what I say matters.

Lionel Logue: ...yes, you do.

Dr. Lionel Logue: ...Yes, that is true.

6. King George VI: If I am King, where is my power? Can I declare war? Form a government? Levy a tax? No! And yet I am the seat of all authority because they think that when I speak, I speak for them.But I can't speak.

George VI: If I were the king, where would my power be? Can I declare war? Can I form a government? Raise taxes? None! But I still have to come out and take the top spot, just because the whole country believes... that my voice represents them. But I couldn't tell.

7. Lionel Logue: Please don't do that.

Dr. Lionel Logue: Please don't do that.

King George VI: I'm sorry?

King George VI: What?

Lionel Logue: I believe sucking smoke into your lungs will kill you.

Dr. Lionel Logue: Smoking into the lungs is equivalent to suicide.

King George VI: My physicians say it relaxes the throat.

King George VI: My physicians say it relaxes the throat.

Lionel Logue: They're idiots.

Dr. Lionel Logue: They're idiots.

King George VI: They've all been knighted.

King George VI: They've all been knighted.

Lionel Logue: Makes it official then.

Dr. Lionel Logue: Makes it official then.

8. Lionel Logue: Do you know any jokes?

King George VI: ...Timing isn't my strong suit.

Leno· Roger: Can you tell jokes?

King George VI: ...Controlling time is not my strong point.

9. My turf, my rules.

My territory, I decide.

10. Poor and content is rich and rich enough.

If a person can live in poverty, he will be rich.