What jokes are there to apologize for the uneven duck?

1, there is a duckling in the queue, trying to align with the duck in front, but nothing is right, so he mumbles, "Duck is wrong, duck is wrong."

M and n had a fight. Who apologized at last? . "Who is it?" It's M, because M is sorry (sorry).

The vegetables are holding a slimming competition. Eggplant saw cucumber and found that the waist of cucumber was very thin, so eggplant kept muttering: it's not as thin as a melon.

4. All right, lousy bar, whatever. Three good friends. One day, just call the bad bar, ask the bad bar to play together, and the bad bar says, Who's there? Just say: let's make up!

Once upon a time, there was a little bear who went to the toilet, but he couldn't pull it out. He said, no shit, no shit, nothing.

6. One day, an aloe saw a lettuce in the mud. Aloe wondered why lettuce could not be kept in a flowerpot. Then Aloe suddenly realized that lettuce loves mud, and lettuce loves mud!

7. Once upon a time, there was a duckling who beat a landlord with two ducks, but he was a little unlucky. He always touches 2356 and can't get a straight. As he hit, he muttered, "No four ducks, no four ducks."

8. Once upon a time, a little duck went to the pasture orchard to play. He became thirsty when he walked. When he looked up and saw the pear tree above him, he couldn't reach it. He kept saying, "I miss Yali, I miss Yali."

9. A duckling is going to play with a friend. It passes through a river. The bridge over the river collapsed and we had to swim across it. But there are many small stones in the water that hurt its feet, and the water is particularly urgent. So the duckling muttered, "I'm sorry, duck, I'm sorry, duck"!

10 Once upon a time, there was a duckling who always wanted to apply, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't be hired. Those who were weaker than him and didn't work hard were hired. He just stood by the wall and muttered, "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay." .