Tobacco joke

Where is seven?

Five students are addicted to smoking. One day, they were smoking in the toilet and the dean saw them. The dean told his class teacher that the class teacher talked with five of them the next day.

Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student A: "Suck ..."

Teacher: "Suck? You are glorious! Go home and call your parents! ! "I was also beaten and recorded.

When student A went back, he said to the other four people, "The teacher asked you not to admit smoking, but to say no". I will take responsibility for myself. "

After a while.

Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student B: "No."

"Then eat French fries.

. "Said the teacher, passing French fries.

Student B naturally stretched out two fingers. ...

Teacher: "Don't smoke? Go home and call your parents!