Seek the funniest joke!

Someone posted a question: If you like a bank counter MM, is there any good way to pursue it? Netizen reply: save money, then don't take the passbook, she will stop you ... bank sister: hey, your passbook! The blogger replied with a smile: it's your passbook! ! ! !

A boy in the back seat saw a joke on the Internet one day: "A boy is a coin, with 1 in front and chrysanthemums behind." The girl in front smiled, I don't know. He suddenly turned around and said, "Laugh fart, you girls are a copper coin with a hole in the front and a hole in the back."

What should I do if I get a call from a liar? Go to hell! You have to learn, haha, it's classic.

I received a phone call I didn't know yesterday, with a southern accent. I'll call you by your first name when I come up!

"Mr. Wang, ah!"

"Who are you?

"Your old friend."

"Who is it?"

"Old friend of Guangdong, don't you even recognize my voice?"

"And you are?"

"Oh, Mr. Wang, you are so forgetful!"

I'm really stumped by this question. I can't remember my voice, so I exchanged pleasantries for a long time. The other party just didn't say the name. Finally, I got impatient. "Forget it." I hung up the phone.

Then I felt something was wrong. Maybe he's a liar. If I recognize the voice of the other party as an old friend, the other party will try to tell stories to cheat money.

I dialed back the number shown just now.

I said, "You must be Lao Zhang from Guangdong."

"Yes, yes, yes, you see, I said you were so forgetful that you didn't even recognize my voice."

"Sorry, Lao Zhang, I thought someone was joking with me."

"Mr.wong, I want to go to Shenyang, invite you to dinner, I treat ..."

I asked, "Lao Zhang, how is your mother's cancer?"

The other party was stunned: "Oh ... the same."

"Ah, sick didn't also the way. Is your father's car accident closed? "

"Oh ... almost"

"Yes, everyone has gone, so don't worry too much about whether they pay or not."

"En"

I asked again, "John, did you catch your wife's hooligan?"

"I know, I know."

I asked again, "Did your son have surgery without J J?"

The other party was silent for 10 seconds and hung up the phone.