A sketch or cartoon about recruitment

After graduation

& gt& gt Time: One morning.

Venue: in front of the interview hall of a company

People: Wen (male), Shen Muyao (female), candidates A and B, department manager.

& gt& gt Opening Ceremony: (A and B are sitting on stools waiting for an interview)

Department: (a) Come in for an interview (come out soon)

B: Come for an interview.

Shen: (on the phone) Hmm! Ok, that's enough for today. Goodbye! (Walking past the stool, inadvertently looking at Wen, suddenly stopping and turning to Wen) Old monitor! ! ! ! (Very excited)

Text: (Stand up slowly and look at Shen with surprise) Shen? Wood? Yao! ! ! ! !

Shen: It's really you, old monitor, but it's been a long time!

Text: Hey! Girl, you have become a lady. I don't know you!

Shen: You are not. You are all human!

Wen: I used to look like a tomboy in college, but now (I look at Shen around me)

Shen: You, too. Cut the crap, as usual! (Two people make a habitual gesture and answer in unison) Brother! Relatives!

Shen: By the way, old monitor, how have you been recently?

Text: Hey! Don't mention it. I'm still a clerk after graduating for so many years. Obviously, my performance is the highest, but my boss just won't give me a promotion and a raise, so I fired him in a fit of pique. How can I say that this handsome guy was a talent in college, what's more, I am a good-looking man with excellent and long-term performance in several positions. The bosses and managers of companies whose GRE is enough to go abroad will also be blindsided, so treat me as a treasure! Ah, my eyes have grown to the back of my head. This is the ninth company I interviewed. What a sad word! Tell me about you!

Shen: What else can I say? That's not true!

Wen: Yes, you haven't changed at all. Are you here for an interview?

Shen: Hehe! I ... (I was just about to say it, but before I could say it, I went on to say it. )

Wen: Do you still keep in touch with your former classmates? I have been busy looking for a job recently, and I haven't been on the alumni list for a long time. What a pity!

Shen: Yes, compared with Forrest Gump, you are far from it! That boy posts in the alumni record all day and organizes parties for everyone!

Text: Forrest Gump? Forrest Gump, who used to wear shorts and slippers under his uniform all day?

Shen: Right. This boy is very fashionable now. As a freelancer, his income is considerable and his life is very comfortable.

Wen: At that time, the image of the boy dragging his feet and falling caused many jokes. I remember once, after lunch, the boy took a nap in the long chair on campus and woke up to find some money in the lunch box.

Shen: Haha! I've heard of it, but it's better. In his sophomore year, he helped me lift the computer, rented a scooter and pulled it all the way back. At the end of time, a middle-aged man caught up with him on a bicycle and asked, "What junk do you collect?" I saw Forrest Gump's face turn white!

Wen: Now that boy won't be a ball suit, shorts or slippers!

Shen: Just much more handsome than before. He makes himself look like Nicholas Tse's father all day!

Wen: In that case, it must be a huge project!

Shen: Yes! Old monitor! Remember our freshman teacher A Zheng? He is an introductory teacher of e-commerce.

Wen: Of course, he is very active in class. After each question, he waved his flowing long hair smartly, and then asked, "ANYQUESTION" always "yeah" with us (making a V-shaped hand).

Shen: Taking his introductory e-commerce class is just as exciting as keeping up with Li Yong's Lucky 52!

Wen: When we ask him questions during the exam, he is always careless and always digressing. "Students, our goal is ..."

Wen and Shen: No cavities (two people make a V)!

Wen, you can come in for an interview! (b) close)

Shen: Old monitor, why don't you change your name? We say that you are good at computer science because you have chosen a good name! WINDOWS2000 .

Wen: Oh! I'm going to an interview. Wish me luck! ! (Shen reaches out his fist)

Shen: (Boxing) Come on!

Department: (coming out with a document in hand) Wen, it's your turn. You can come in for an interview. (Seeing Shen on the side) Ah! Manager Shen! You also come to inspect the interview!

Wen: Wait, Manager Shen?

Yes, this is the general manager of our company!

Shen: Deputy Manager Zhang, go in and wait! We'll be right in!

Department: OK, General Manager! (End)

Wen: Mu Yao, it's you. ........

Shen: Sorry, I didn't tell you just now. ........

Wen: No, no, no, that's not what I meant. I just didn't expect that naive little girl who loved to cry and make trouble in those years to become the general manager a few years later.

Shen: Actually, when I first came to the company, everyone here was better than me. I am a graduate student, a doctoral student, and a returnee, but I am a handyman. I'm bossed around every day. Even once, an office girl asked me to buy toilet paper for her. I refused and she yelled at me!

Wen: Too many. So you're willing to do odd jobs, and you haven't thought about jumping ship?

Shen: Of course not! But job-hopping is not enough, because I want to learn what I want from this company. I don't care about the position and salary. The important thing is whether there is anything worth learning from this company and whether it is useful for me in every step in the future.

Wen: (Nodding) What happened later?

Shen: After that, I stopped doing odd jobs. During the day, I learned how to make dynamic and fashionable advertisements from those doctors and international students. At night, like those urban white-collar workers who are eager for promotion and salary increase, they go to various training points to recharge their batteries. Eat bread on the last bus every day to digest the harvest during the day. A year and a half later, I made several satisfactory advertisements with my own efforts and gains as capital. I took it to the manager, but I got endless ridicule.

Wen: Didn't your advertisement meet their requirements?

Shen: (shaking his head deadpan) A week later, I came across my work in the original advertisement contest. To my surprise, its scenery won the second prize. But the name column of the winner is the name of the company manager.

Wen: What? (Very excited)

Shen: Calm down! Calm down! ! I'm glad I told myself at that moment. Because this incident made me understand my talent, the next second I fired my boss with E_mail. Later, I raised money everywhere and started this company. Now the company has been established for more than a year, its scale has been expanded by 2-3 times, and its management system has become more and more perfect. I am glad that I spent that difficult year and a half, which made me learn a lot and grow a lot! Old monitor! In fact, you are stronger than all of us, and one day you will be stronger than us!

Text: (deeply moved) In recent years, I have frequently changed jobs, and some of them resigned after only one month, because I always feel that I am a talent, but I have not been reused, Mu Yao! Now you make me understand, Lou! If you want to walk steadily and go high, you must do it step by step!

Shen: (stretching out a hand) Come on, monitor! You are always the best!

Text: (stretching out a hand)

Wen and Shen: Brothers, relatives!

Man: Go! After the interview, the old monitor will treat you, alas! Don't think this is a bribe! Also, don't take special care of me! You know me! !

Shen: Hmm! ! (End)