A collection of polyphonic jokes

1. Leader A: Today, comrades, let’s report on yesterday’s work. Comrade Xiao Wang usually works very hard and is very conscientious, so let’s do it first. Xiao Wang: Good leader, you asked me to find the accountant of the bank yesterday. The president said that the accountant was not here. Leader A: Then tell me about the specific process of doing things, so that you can practice your eloquence and improve your personal qualities. Xiao Wang: Reporting to the leader, I rode a bicycle (ju) to the People's Bank of China (xing). When I saw the bank manager (xing), I bowed (hang) and said (xing) to the manager. (chang) asked me who I was looking for, and I replied that I was looking for (hui) Ji. The line manager (xing) (chang) said: Hui Ji went to a meeting (kuai).

2. Whenever I had a cold when I was a child, my mother would make me a cup of coffee. She said softly: "Foreigners are all like this." But I am always afraid of the taste of coffee, which is sour, sweet and bitter, and the same is true in life. Nowadays, when I travel to both sides of the Taiwan Strait, go to the island, and even go to Starbucks, I can’t see the same brand I drank when I was a kid. I still vaguely remember that it has a very foreign name: Isatis root!

3. The unit has the habit of cleaning in the morning. At this time, colleagues in the unit gather together to work and chat. It rained that day, and my colleagues were chatting together. One of them said, "You see, it's really annoying to rain today. I'm particularly prone to splashing! My pants are covered with mud!" Another colleague also said: "I can splash too!" Others also said, "That's right, it's very easy to splash when it rains!" Everyone was still discussing the issue of "splash" or not, and people passing by asked curiously: "Who are you talking about? So cheap! Who is the cheap one?" After two seconds, we started laughing wildly! This "cheap" is not that "splash"!