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How to fight back at those who speak badly?

The first trick: return calmly.

Let him spit the fragrance in his mouth and we won't move. The more he talks about you and jokes about you, the more calm you will be. Because he just wants to make you angry, so you treat yourself as an outsider and don't get angry, then he can't do anything about you. If he is tired and forgets his words, you can also remind him with a smile and let him continue to talk. The more you do, the more noble you look.

The second measure: identify with the way of counterattack.

No matter what he says, you agree with him first, and then hit him back hard. It's like tai chi. He said that the harder you work, the harder it is to fight back. For example, the other party says you are a garbage. You can tell him with a smile that garbage is good. Isn't it all garbage sorting? If we are all rubbish, then you must belong to the kind of rubbish that cannot be recycled. Say that finish, the other party is absolutely angry to explode.

The third measure: the method of borrowing power.

This trick is to drag yourself into the water with the words of the other party. It only takes two rounds to make him speechless and even run away. For example, the other party said grumpily, what's wrong with you? You can answer, yes, I was thinking. I used to be normal. The first time I saw you, I began to feel uncomfortable. I must be infected by you. For example, if someone says you are stupid, you can say, I really didn't think so before. Why do you look stupid? Definitely because of you.

The fourth measure: transfer method

I only use this trick against anyone who insults me in public. This trick can be said to be a hundred times, and the more I use it, the better it will be. The skill is very simple, that is, no matter what he says, you listen quietly, and then keep staring at each other, and it is best to smile. When he is tired, you tell him that your friend has leaves in his teeth and deal with them quickly. When you're finished, he will suddenly be flushed and at a loss, and then you can retreat safely.