A short sentence that satirizes a friend

1, after all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

Please respect yourself.

Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

4, you think you are the sun, others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

5. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone. You never speak ill of others behind their backs, nor do you frame them. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a high moral character and will never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said against my will.

6. You are really a tree. How simple is it?

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

8. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

9. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.

10, what apology? False comfort! Stay away from me. !

1 1. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

12, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

13, the person who is willing to stay and argue with you at ordinary times is the one who really loves you!

14, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half mark on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

15, only women and heroes are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

16, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.

17, I didn't expect a person to be so innocent and stupid and naive!

18, I don't remember my own worries, and I usually report it on the spot.

19, I want to be one of your teeth most, because in this way, at least you will feel pain without me.

20. Flowers often don't belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

2 1, the villain is shameless, and he values profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

22, the villain has no knots, abandoning the roots and chasing the tail. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.