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Why do turtles live long? Funny joke.
Funny joke: The husband sighed: "Alas, my physique is getting worse." His wife sarcastically said to him: "wild boar can live for 50 years, while domestic pigs can only live for 5 years;" Wild dogs can live for 20 years, while domestic dogs can only live for 8 years. Life lies in exercise. Who told you to shrink into a turtle all the time! The husband asked, "Dear, how many years can the tortoise live?" "
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