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Diversity Introduction of Saving the Prince
1—— Humble turtle and his friends arrived in the magnificent King's Capital in an old aircraft. Their goal is to participate in the training camp of the universe and become great heroes in the new federal era. However, what is waiting for them in Wangdu is not only the universe training camp, but also the teasing from the dude's violent trio. At the moment, on the other side of the Milky Way, the Prince Interstellar Stream of Feisha planet has just set off in a spaceship, and the target is the earth!
2—— Prince Starstream's spaceship was stopped by Admiral Xing Xuan, and the goblins and goblins fired missiles despite the prince's obstruction, holding him hostage and running away. There was a conflict between the turtle and the violent male, and the police arrived at the right time. Bao Xiong suggested that everyone come to a racing competition, and the chips turned out to be white elves!
3—— A wonderful and exciting racing competition, magnificent capital, cunning opponents, intricate buildings, huge vents, narrow sight, the obstruction of the police and the disadvantages of flying machines. Can the turtle and his friends win? Let's wait and see.
4—— The aircraft exploded in the sky, and the turtle and his friends landed on the roof of the Double Star Pavilion, which surprised Earth's Prime Minister Inoue. By mistake, the tortoise arrived at the cosmic training camp one step ahead of the violent male, and they will face the strict training of instructor Lei Lie together. Bao Xiong is bent on revenge, designing and setting up the tortoise, but he asked for it.
5—— The Team of Humble Tortoise was named as a garbage rescue team and expelled from the camp because of its chaotic performance in the training camp. Inoue Xiong's plot has also surfaced-screening aliens with high ability and no background from the space training camp as scapegoats, and acting as killers of Prince Feisha's interstellar flow, thus causing a galaxy war and profiting from it-this group of scapegoats is the garbage rescue team.
6—— The garbage rescue team mistakenly believes that Interstellar Stream is a kidnapper, and Interstellar Stream mistakenly believes that the garbage rescue team is a cosmic pirate, and the two sides launch a chase. Inoue Xiong gave instructions to the big, fine and small monsters lurking in the interstellar flow spacecraft to let the interstellar flow and the tortoise die together.
7—— By eavesdropping on the conversation of Inoue's right-hand man, Secretary Fox, near Saturn's halo, the tortoise learned Inoue's plot at a critical moment, but it was too late. The garbage rescue team and Interstellar Stream fought hand to hand, and the fierce air battle extended all the way to the earth, resulting in both crashes. 8—— The garbage rescue team and Interstellar Stream crashed near the No.3 glacier in Tianshan Mountain. Interstellar Stream pretended to be in a coma and secretly observed, and misunderstood that the garbage rescue team was the mastermind of the kidnapping case. Inoue Xiong certainly won't let it go, and a new plot is brewing.
9-In the vast ice field, the garbage rescue team was attacked by a toad. Just when everyone was at a loss, an eagle-faced man hit the toad and vowed to send the prince back to his home.
1—— The garbage rescue team came to Penguin Town and found their own wanted order. Prince Starstream went to Eagle's Mouth with Eagle Face Man. On the way, he beat off the pursuit of mechanical forces. Starstream's affection for Eagle Face Man doubled. He had no idea that Eagle Face Man was Professor Eagle, the number one general under Inoue Xiong.
11—— The garbage rescue team escaped the attack of the mechanical bomb, accidentally captured the essence and monster who assisted Professor Ying's action, learned about Professor Ying's plan, and rushed to Eagle's mouth. They finally met Professor Ying face to face.
12—— Who should I trust, the tortoise or Professor Ying? Interstellar flow must make a choice. His laser sword swung at the stupid eight ghosts ... At the critical moment, Professor Ying exposed his true colors, and he summoned the toad beast again. At the moment, it is obvious who is the mastermind. Interstellar Stream and the garbage rescue team are in common enemy, creating an avalanche and defeating the toad beast. In order to send the interstellar flow back to their hometown, the garbage rescue team will launch a big adventure on the edge of the world where the footprints of civilization have wandered and where the evil forces have not reached. 13-In order to avoid Inoue's troops, the armored boy stole a jeep, and the garbage rescue team fled in the vast desert. Everyone is thirsty, and interstellar flow keeps complaining. Inoue's fox secretary lost the key to the base of the beast, and all the primary bodies of the beast were lost, making him one head and two big.
14—— Professor Ying showed his new research achievement, a super chip that can control human thinking, and Secretary Fox sang in illusion, which made people laugh. The garbage rescue team was trapped by the big fine and the small strange, and the jeep was scrapped. The sudden difficulties brought everyone together.
15—— The garbage rescue team walked on foot and suddenly had a mirage illusion. They imagined the desert as an oasis. Needless to say, this is a beast with a super chip at work. The tortoise fought against the illusion, and the lightning hammer made the ground form quicksand. Everyone fell into the whirlpool together, and life and death were uncertain.
16—— Under the flowing sand, it is the site of an underground ancient city. The giant stone man attacked the garbage rescue team under the action of the super chip. At the time of crisis, the white elf's trick rose blossoms played a role. The flute destroyed the super chip and turned the beast into a real person. It turned out to be Inoue Xiong's pet dog 17-the garbage rescue team camped between two mountains, and the tortoise sorted out photos and fell into childhood memories. Professor Eagle came to sneak attack, because the baby bear stopped them, they missed the interstellar flow and took the white elves.
18—— The Tortoise and Baby Bear sneak into the spaceship, only to find that Professor Ying has abandoned the ship with the white elves and escaped, and the ship is set with a time bomb. The turtle and the baby bear are trapped by the mechanical spider in the spaceship, and the bomb is about to explode. On the other hand, Baizhangtiao followed the real boy and interstellar flow on the ground, and the robot falling from the spaceship became the most valuable clue.
19—— Humble turtle used his quick wits, saved the day from the Big Bang under the protection of spider silk, and fell from the sky to the remains of Zuma. On the other hand, Professor Ying found an obsidian mirror, a magical prop for Monti Zuma to stay young forever.
2—— Tortoise and Baby Bear passed through the maze left by Zuma people and came to the Obsidian Hall, but they were reduced to the image of childhood by Professor Ying's wonderful device, Obsidian Light. Baby Bear only knows how to eat lollipops, and Baby Tortoise is even more sophisticated. However, the White Elf is getting old under the energy conversion, and Professor Ying is sure to win.
21—— Humble turtle hides a little secret. In his childhood, he was the little champion of the Transformers. He sent out the purest lightning punch and smashed the obsidian mirror, which restored the white elf to youth. Professor Ying made himself suffer and became a lovely little BABY. 22-In the distant outer space, there is a wonderful plant race, and it is their custom to go on a long voyage in space after learning telepathy. The young tree man did not learn telepathy, but sneaked on the spaceship and ended up on the earth in a photosynthetic acceleration. I met a garbage rescue team on the run in Rome.
23—— In order to comfort Xiaoshudian, the garbage rescue team staged a nonsense performance, which made everyone very happy. Baby Bear thought Xiaoshudian was the undercover of Professor Ying, and Xiaoshudian left sadly. Early the next morning, Humble Tortoise and everyone found the little tree man missing, so they led everyone to look for him.
24—— The Humble Tortoise leads everyone to the Colosseum, only to find himself in a huge enchantment. It turns out that the young tree man was taken away by Professor Ying, and he was forced to do so. Professor Eagle summoned the armored beast and the ancient Roman god of war, and the garbage rescue team was caught in a bitter battle.
25—— The young tree man was infected by everyone's spirit and realized the true meaning of spiritual transmission. He recited the ancient songs of the planet Pelant, used the power of plant growth to break the hunger barrier, gained the green heart, and defeated Professor Ying's plot. 26-On the occasion of Inoue's birthday, Professor Ying and Secretary Fox are going to give the Prime Minister a special birthday present as a surprise. Dedicated the hanging gardens of Babylon to him. Interstellar Stream discovered the secret of the disappearance of ancient hanging garden by searching its own memory bank, which turned out to be transferred by Fishaxing people through the technology of different dimensions. So he came to the ruins alone, and got the different-dimensional energy that he could return to his hometown, but he was told by the computer that he could only use it once.
27—— Professor Ying catches the interstellar stream and uses it as bait, ready to catch the tortoise completely. The last battle started in the hanging garden, and the tortoise and his party finally rescued the interstellar flow, but they fell into a bitter battle with the alloy giant. Interstellar Flow made his own choice at the critical moment. He used the power of another dimension to send the alloy giant into another dimension. 28—— In the ancient legend of Indian IRON tribe, the black iron warrior always guards the peace of the tribe. But one day, the tribe was destroyed by armed mining vehicles with big spirits and small monsters. One-inch, an escaped Indian child, met an armored boy on his way back looking for interstellar flow during his escape, mistaking him for the legendary black iron warrior.
29—— After escorting Interstellar Stream back to the camp, the real boy strengthened his inner thoughts and decided to help the Indian tribe by himself. After a hard struggle, the real boy defeated the big essence and the little monster who drove the armed mining car. However, a bigger threat is waiting for him, that is, Professor Ying deciphered Feisha technology and developed a new weapon-the electromagnetic king.
3—— The real boy gradually lost to the enemy, and the garbage rescue team appeared together. Who knows, the electromagnetic Wang Neng controls all the iron elements, and the strength of uniting everyone is still no match for the electromagnetic king.
31—— Little One leads everyone to escape. Together, they go through the gate of Elon and come to the Black Iron Canyon. The power of the electromagnetic king has been brought into play unprecedentedly, and the super vein has enabled him to show his extraordinary ability. However, the ability of the electromagnetic king caused the vein to collapse, and eventually it took its toll and was buried at the bottom of a huge iron mine. The garbage rescue team was United and fled the danger. 32—— Professor Ying obtained the alpha protozoa with the ability of devouring energy from a distant galaxy, and then made a terrible weapon through DNA recombination, ready to wipe out the turtle and his garbage rescue team in one fell swoop. At the moment, the garbage rescue team is trudging through the jungle, facing a series of difficulties such as mosquitoes, crocodiles, vampire bats and piranhas. There is a bigger potential threat, of course, from Inoue Xiong's pursuit.
33—— The tortoise continued its dangerous journey in the jungle. The sperm and the monster detected the specific whereabouts of the tortoise. When they reported back to the base, they accidentally added their own DNA to the Alpha protozoa, which became the only weakness of the Alpha protozoa.
34—— The garbage rescue team made a raft and prepared to go down the river. Another armored boy appeared on the river, and his weapon turned out to be the laser sword of Interstellar Stream. What happened? After a hard struggle, this guy actually transformed into a huge jump.
35—— Inoue was full of confidence in the alpha protozoa and went to the jungle to watch the battle in a spaceship. At the critical moment, the alpha protozoa transformed into a big sperm who only knows how to twist his ass. A hard battle finally ended in the victory of the garbage rescue team. 36-Inoue Xiongxiong got the legendary Excalibur Shenshuilongque in his dream, and he never forgot it after waking up. The fox secretary and the monster had to set off together to find the Excalibur in Xixia Mausoleum. Thousands of years ago, Li Yuanhao, the prince of Xixia, was chased by the general of Liao country, Guru Buhua. In desperation, he jumped off the cliff
37—— Li Yuanhao jumped into the spring of time, traveled through time, and came to modern times, where he met the Han tortoise and his party. And the fox secretary and the monster also came to Yinchuan. They saw the whereabouts of the garbage rescue team but ignored it. The Xixia Mausoleum was their main goal this time.
38-Li Yuanhao is out of step with modern people and has made many jokes. Secretary Fox found that the legendary Excalibur was actually an interstellar laser sword at the bottom of the tomb. He was furious and thought he had been fooled by the garbage rescue team, so he took the sword-wrist beast to find the tortoise and forced them to hand over the Excalibur.
39—— In the battle, Li Yuanhao took the laser sword of Interstellar Stream, and together with the prince, he used the lightning chop of the two swords to defeat the sword-wrist beast. Li Yuanhao returned to his own time with the laser sword presented by Interstellar Stream. The so-called submerged dragon finch turned out to be the laser sword of Interstellar Stream. 4-As the saying goes, the snail shell can also be used as a Dojo. This time, the story happened in a magical place, that is, the brain of the turtle. The garbage rescue team came to the vicinity of Wangdu, and planned to go to the space center through the underground waterway to send the interstellar stream home. In the underground waterway, the turtle suddenly lost consciousness and attacked everyone. His sharp moves were too much for everyone.
41—— Baby Bear sacrificed his own iron pot and stunned the tortoise. Interstellar Stream invaded the network of the Institute of Biological Engineering by hacking, and even linked to Inoue Xiong's database of animals, and found that it was Kateng worm that invaded the tortoise's brain. Inoue Xiong used this to threaten the interstellar flow to submit.
42—— Baby Bear and Baizhangtiao, Real Boy and White Elf use the elemental power of "Sumiyoshi in Meson" to shrink their bodies, enter the brain of Humba Turtle, and search for traces of Kateng worm. They are dizzy by the odor molecules in the olfactory region, and they are attacked by the retina, which is dangerous.
43—— Secretary Fox came to the underground waterway with the big essence and the little monster to search for the hiding place of Humble Eight Ghosts, and Starstream had to drag Humble Eight Tortoise to hide with a bunch of guys in his head. At this time, there is also a battle between heaven and man in the heart of the turtle. You know, once he compromises, his memory will disappear and he will become a pure killing machine.
44—— Secretary Fox leads the mechanical forces to surround Interstellar Stream. In order to delay time, Interstellar Stream proposes to have a chess match with Secretary Fox. At this point, the garbage rescue team finally found the base camp of Kateng worm, which is the brain stem nerve center of the turtle.
45—— The memory of the tortoise is gradually disappearing, and the Kateng worm can fully display its power, but the baby bears are afraid to launch an effective attack for fear of hurting the brain structure of the tortoise. Using the four forces, everyone entered the deep consciousness of the tortoise, recalled the tortoise's mind, summoned the storm of thinking, defeated the worm and destroyed Professor Ying's control platform. The diversity of the gate of eternal life
46—— Mysterious Egypt, on the banks of the Nile. This day is the smell of wind festival in Egypt. The turtle and the rescue team came to an ancient Egyptian tribe to celebrate the festival with the villagers of the tribe. The tortoise and the old chief talked about wine; The white elves sang and danced with the local residents; Baizhangtiao and Baby Bear played tricks and teased each other, which made everyone laugh, and even the interstellar flow was infected by the joyful atmosphere. However, no one expected that behind this joyful atmosphere, a crisis was quietly waiting for them.
47-A sacrifice was quietly held at midnight. The depressing atmosphere and mysterious ceremony made Starstream exclaim, and his gaffes offended the leopard that the tribe had always regarded as a god. The leopard turned and came at the interstellar flow. Seeing that his life was hanging by a thread, the white elf suddenly stood in front of him. Strange things happened, and the leopard, who was so fierce that it was not like a mortal thing, suddenly obediently surrendered to her feet. When everyone was speculating about the origin of the white elves and the tribe, Professor Ying suddenly arrived and surrounded the village.
48—— The vicious Professor Eagle coerces the people in the tribe to hand over the treasure of the Egyptian royal family that they have guarded for thousands of years —— the heart of Africa. However, both the old and the children in the tribe kept their mouths shut, and they would rather die than tell the whereabouts of the African heart.
Due to the submission of the leopard, the old chief regarded the White Elf with special respect. Seeing that there was no other way out, the old chief turned the heart of Africa.
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