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How to write a paragraph?

? A joke generally consists of two parts. Pave the way and laugh. The foreshadowing is to make us produce the expected words and behaviors. The punch line is to break expectations and produce unexpected words and behaviors.

Pave the way to create expectations and laugh at accidents.

Three mechanisms of jokes. Connection point, goal hypothesis, reinterpretation. Connection points refer to words and behaviors or states with different interpretations in a joke. Target hypothesis refers to a hypothesis formed in our minds on the basis of connection points. Re-interpretation refers to another interpretation of the connection point besides the unexpected assumption of the target. For example, my roommate gets up early every morning and sees his figure on the playground, so the goal assumption is that he goes to the playground to run and exercise. And our last joke was to see her holding a girl's hand. The reinterpretation here is that he is out on a date.

For example, an old monk sits cross-legged with his eyes closed. The connection point here is sitting with eyes closed, and the target interpretation is that he is meditating and practicing meditation. The punch line is that I suddenly heard him snore like thunder, and his mouth watered. This time, it was interpreted that he was actually sleeping. Haha, the examples in the book are not good enough. I made it up myself.

Then I'll talk about the steps to complete a joke from collecting topics.

Jokes come from details of life. If you can't find creative inspiration, you can collect topics in the following ways.

A. list the topics on paper. War, family, fitness, painting ...

Let's choose another topic. Then write the relevant words. Like choosing a family. We can list my father, mother and brother. Choose fitness, such as yoga, running and swimming.

C. create a joke premise. Why can't we say the punch line? If we take it as a joke now, our material library will become very narrow. You can only choose one as a joke. The premise of the punchline is to match the relevant elements in B with the negative views as the premise of the punchline. For example, my mother is wordy, my father is strict, and my brother doesn't love me at all.

D. on the basis of the premise of punchline, put forward the opposite viewpoint as the premise of bedding. For example, my father is very amiable. My mother is very gentle. My brother loves me very much.

E. I choose a foreshadowing based on the premise. For example, we chose my father who loves me very much. Then we will explain in detail why I think my father loves me, as a supplementary explanation. For example, we can do this.

My father loves me very much. He often gets me something delicious behind my mother's back. For example: pat the bag and twist the soup! In Mongolian, it means cleaning and beating.

My mother, I am very cute and amiable. Only when I get 100%.

My brother loves me very much and shares everything with me. I think if he enters the pyramid scheme, I will be the first to get off the assembly line.

? In fact, from the topic to the bedding, we have a general idea. So how do we make a joke from the existing bedding?

The first step is to write a foreshadowing. I got up at five o'clock this morning to run.

The second part thinks about the goal hypothesis, such as running for exercise. This is the thinking of ordinary people. The connection point is the reason for running.

The third step is to list several reinterpretations. 1. For example, my roommate's athlete's foot stinks to make me doubt my life.

2. For example, avoid coaxing children.

3. For example, in order to make up the number of WeChat steps.

Laughter and reinterpretation are the results from good to bad, or from bad to worse. Spit out, your jokes always develop in a more negative direction. A famous person once said that "humor is a way to face pain", which is not unreasonable. There are usually some negative factors in jokes. Re-interpretation requires you to open your mind and think from multiple angles and latitudes.

4. Choose one and reinterpret it. Because my buddy's athlete's foot is too spicy, he started running at five in the morning.

5. Then write a specific thing or sentence that can prove your reinterpretation. If you have a roommate with beriberi, I believe you will be like me.

Finally, organize in your own language.

I got up at five o'clock this morning to run. You may think I'm doing this for exercise. In fact, if you also have a roommate with serious beriberi, I believe you get up earlier than me.

Generally speaking, it is best to write jokes and jokes in a three-stage structure, and avoid verbosity.

Maturity+connection point+punchline.

no lack of

Bedding (including connection points)+laughter.

I followed this step and naturally came up with those examples. If you want to write a talk show, you can go from ABCDE to 12345. If you want to write other paragraphs in a theme, you can write different paragraphs by changing related options, paving the way or reinterpreting after determining the theme. If you just want to complain about someone's behavior, you can take 1 ~ 5 steps.

In the super speech, I have seen some people's speeches. The speeches are first promoted and then suppressed, but the whole speech is first suppressed and then promoted, especially their own struggle history and family topics.