We urgently need a funny sketch that can be performed by five or six people, or three or four people.

The script of the skit that took place in the campus dormitory - sweeping the floor

Time: 2 pm on a certain day

Location: a certain boys' dormitory

Characters: Boss (house leader), fourth child, sixth child

Props: a table, two chairs, a stack of books, a folding fan

Opening (one on the right side of the stage) There is a table with two chairs randomly placed on it. There are books on the table. The fourth child is shaking his folding fan——)

The fourth child: Civilized dormitory, civilized dormitory, what do you mean by "civilized"? Haha, I have just been busy for a while, so I don’t care about all that. Before they come back, I will study on my own as soon as possible.

(Boss and Sixth Brother enter)

Lao Sixth: Brother, this time the requirements for the "Civilized Dormitory" competition are very important. Can you really guarantee that you will convince the Fourth Brother to help you clean it?

Boss: If doctors could guarantee to cure the patient's disease, there would be no deaths in the world!

Lao Liu: What should we do? Besides, the fourth child has already swept four days this week. What if——

Boss: The sixth child is worrying too much. I didn’t grow up drinking tap water, so come with me.

(The boss looked inside and walked in with his head held high.)

The fourth child: (getting up from the chair) Oh - the boss is back. Boss, can you do it this time? You helped me a lot. The reference books you borrowed for me really have all the questions I asked. Thank you so much. I’ll treat you to dinner some time!

Boss: (Pretending to be hypocritical) Why are you so vulgar? We have agreed that we will help each other regardless of brothers. Why do you want to treat me to a meal——(Maybe this is true) when?

The fourth child: Uh-anytime is fine——

The boss: Haha, you’re kidding! Oops - the fourth child is studying again. He is indeed a good role model in our dormitory - good character, good at studying, and not sloppy in doing things, right?

Lao Liu: Yes, yes, yes! That is definitely a flag in our dormitory!

Boss: Take hygiene as an example. It would be impossible without the fourth child! This spirit must continue to be carried forward and make persistent efforts! Others have said: The United States has Bush Gates, and we have the fourth child in the dormitory, yeah——

The fourth child: Okay, okay, wear a high hat as soon as you come in, but you may have to ask for something from me. By the way, why are you back so early today? How many times have your building-wide member congresses, standing meetings and enlarged meetings of building principals been completed?

Boss: It just closed!

Lao Si: Any new instructions?

Boss: (grabs the folding fan and opens it with a "swish") This is a victory conference, a unity conference. We must take this as an opportunity to move forward bravely, not afraid of sacrifice, and always remember——

Lao Si: Wait, wait, let’s talk about something serious.

Lao Liu: Let me tell you, this time our dormitory hygiene was approved. We got several C’s in a row the last few times!

The fourth child: Humph! This is not the result of you not taking it seriously!

Boss: (pushing the fourth child away) I want you to talk more! Fourth child, they say that the hygiene level of our dormitory is still in the primary stage of socialism, do you accept it?

The fourth child: Not convinced!

Boss: As passionate men who love the collective, support the collective and fight for collective honor, should we unite and work hard to resolve the shame?

Lao Si: Yes!

Boss: Should we do our best regardless of you and me?

Lao Si: Yes!

Boss: Well, here’s your chance! Lao Liu——

Lao Liu: The college will soon have a competition for "civilized dormitories", which are very high-end. At five o'clock this afternoon, our teacher will come to check our preparations. What do we want the whole college to know? It’s called truly clean, tidy and civilized!

Boss: Time is tight, I will divide the work.

Fourth child, you are only responsible for the hygiene of the dormitory, and we will take care of everything else——

Fourth child: Wait, isn’t it your turn to sweep the floor today? Why is it me again?

Boss: I just promised not to distinguish between you and me, and yours and mine. Don’t I have more important things? !

Lao Si: Is there anything more important than sweeping the floor? !

Boss: You don’t understand this! The so-called "civilization" is not just the cleanliness of the floor on the material level, but more importantly, the otherworldly artistic conception bathed in the soul, which is "civilization" on the spiritual level. Isn't spiritual civilization more valuable than material civilization?

Lao Si: You are talking nonsense, you have to explain clearly!

Boss: First of all, decorating our dormitory is the biggest difficulty. Secondly, elegant residences have elegant names since ancient times, so our dormitories should also have elegant names, right? You see, "There are scholars who talk and laugh, but there are no white people who come and go; there is no confusion of silk and bamboo, but the hard work of studying!" Isn't the name of "humble room" worthy of its name? Even in the bathroom, I have my name in hand——

Lao Liu: Really? Say it quickly!

Boss: Jing-guo-shen-she!

Lao Liu: Ah - no, boss, I don’t want Koizumi and his gang to come here to use the toilet!

Boss: What are you afraid of? The worst thing you can do is disinfect it several times!

Lao Liu: So, I also have an idea, I want to give the toilet a name too!

Boss: Be creative! explain!

Lao Liu: Look, our toilet is always clogged, smells bad when filled with water, and is flat, so let’s call it “water flat”!

Lao Si: What a mess! Boss, with all due respect, I have recently discovered that the style of living in our dormitory is becoming more and more lazy. Now we should not care about the superficial reputation, but should seriously consider how to rectify the style of our dormitory! The civilization of Shefeng is the real civilization!

Boss: Is there something wrong with our Shefeng? Love the motherland, love the people, love the party, respect teachers, unite classmates, and be polite to others. What other problems can there be?

Lao Si: Let’s take sweeping the floor as an example! I sweep it every time, but you never take the initiative to sweep it again... Not only do you not sweep it, but you keep littering... It makes the dormitory a mess... When will you take the initiative to sweep the floor?

Boss: Well - this problem may indeed be a problem, but the problem now is the problem we just mentioned. We should solve the current problem first and then consider your problem - What other problems are there?

Lao Si: I think the problem I mentioned is the most fundamental problem!

Boss: Humph! What do you mean? That means no more scanning? Are we still going to divide you and me?

Lao Si: You are so embarrassed! Of course you don't differentiate between you and me - you grab my toothpaste and soap and use it, you grab and wear my freshly dried jersey, you grab an apple and eat it after I just bought it -

Boss : And that time, there was a beautiful girl who couldn’t be found by you. Didn’t I also tell you that you can find me?

The fourth child: Humph!

Boss: You really don’t want to scan?

Lao Si: Definitely not sweeping!

Boss: What a fourth child. He keeps saying that the overall situation is the most important thing. At the critical moment, you, you and I care about every detail, hum! If I don’t give you some color, you don’t know how steel is made! I count to three!

Lao Liu: Big brother can’t do it! The best policy is to subjugate the enemy without fighting!

Boss: You know a toothbrush! one!

The fourth child: Haha! Playing a gangster, right?

It looks like you are the only one in the world who knows how to act like a hooligan. You don't take George W. Bush seriously! You can ask a few people to come up and take a look. I don’t have weapons of mass destruction here!

Lao Liu: Brother, don’t you have to talk to other classes about the football match at four o’clock? Let’s stop arguing, let’s just—

Boss: Before going outside, you must first settle down at home! two!

Lao Si: Let the storm come more violently!

Boss: (Suddenly he jumped up, suddenly fell to the ground and bowed to the fourth child) I beg you, the fourth child!

Lao Si: Haha, don’t you want to behead me?

Boss: I have regarded maintaining world peace as my bounden responsibility since I was a child. How could I-! Fourth child, I know you are a sharp-tongued person, but for the sake of collective honor, you will definitely stand up for me, right?

The fourth child: (stands up slowly) Alas! What’s the point of a flashy reputation! Nowadays, the brothers in the dormitory are depressed and have fallen into despair. How to cheer them up again is the key!

Boss: The fourth child is scaring people again and is passive and degenerate. How can you see this?

The fourth child: Look at the third child. He is obsessed with the Internet and stays up all night four times a week. What should we do?

The boss: I have set a good example in this regard. Look at me. , up to three times a week!

The fourth child: The third child’s grades were so good before. Since going online, he has passed five subjects in one go, effortlessly! But look at the little king next door, he stopped at the cliff and failed one subject in this final exam just because of his mistakes!

Boss: Is that called progress? One subject now is better than five subjects in the past!

Lao Liu: Brother, I have a wonderful way to solve the all-night problem——

Boss: You are always the smartest, tell me quickly!

Lao Liu: I went to sleep as usual at night, but when I dreamed, I dreamed about surfing the Internet. I was online and asleep at the same time!

Boss: Toothbrush!

The fourth child: Look at the fifth child, he keeps skipping classes, so I advised him: If he misses three periods every day, it’s troublesome! ——

Boss: Don’t you know this? If you take a break during the day, you will not fall asleep; if you take a break at night, you will sleep soundly!

The fourth child: Well, the second child, don’t study academic relationships, but study the relationships between men and women. It is said that a major discovery has been made recently: triangles are the most stable!

Lao Liu: Hey! Behind a successful man there is a woman, behind a failed man there are two!

Fourth child: You said that in current universities, love has become a compulsory course, and study has become an elective course!

Boss: Don’t you understand this? If you fail in studying, you can retake it, but how much love can you start over? !

The fourth child: Actually, the most serious problem is you, brother!

Boss: Ah! Is it possible that a simple, kind, honest and outstanding citizen like me can also have problems? I tell you the truth, I will sue you without evidence!

The fourth child: (Pulls out a note from the drawer) This is what you wrote when you were drunk that day - "Tian Jing Sha. Drunkenness", "The beautiful grape pipa, lonely and lost years, deep in the hazy drunken eyes" , Dream back to the smoke, the heartbroken man is in the bar! "At that time, you were already disappointed with the future!

Boss: Are you mistaken? I remember throwing it away. Why do you have it?

Fourth child: When I went to help you, you threw it into my clothes bag. There is also this song "Shui Tiao Ge Tou. The Fifth Love Break" - it has fallen. "When did I get my girlfriend? I asked my roommate for a drink. I wonder if the guy in the upper bunk has a beauty? I hate that guy next door, he changed his girlfriend again. . People have joys and sorrows, and the moon waxes and wanes. I hope they break up soon!"

Boss: No, you have this too!

The fourth child: Of course, there is another song "Like a Dream"——

The boss: Wait, stop reading it. Your talent for collecting evidence puts Li Ao to shame!

The fourth child: Boss, it’s time to wake up now. If things continue like this, the future of our brothers will be worrying!

Lao Liu: Yes, it’s rare for Lao Si to miss our brothers so much. We should reflect on it!

Boss: Humph! Everyone has his own ambitions. I think you are worrying too much.

Fourth child, let me ask you, do you still distinguish between you and me?

The fourth child: Alas! The high-quality music and the few people play the piano to each other! There is a saying: If you are poor, you can take care of yourself; if you are rich, you can help the world. I can neither convince you nor condone you today!

Boss: Oh my God - what do you have to do before you are willing to sweep?

Lao Si: How sad, how sad! Boss, it’s just a day on duty. You tried your best to force yourself against me, but you didn’t have the slightest intention. If word spread, you will inevitably be laughed at! Come here and take a closer look. (Referring to "window")

Boss: (eyeballs about to pop out) The window has been wiped! !

(The fourth child also refers to "under the bed" and "floor")

Boss: The floor has been mopped too! ! No wonder the floor was so clean when I first walked in! Oh - my God - (hiding his face in sadness)

The fourth child: I didn’t know that the teacher was coming today, but what time it was, and no one paid attention to the hygiene, so I had to do it myself. . (Background music) Brother, in fact, if everyone is busy with their future and has no time to take care of their duties, why should I complain even if I sweep every day? But now, brothers have abandoned their ideals and only focus on negativity and depravity. How can I stay in a corner and pretend to be deaf and dumb?

Lao Liu: Lao Si, I am so touched by your selfless care. I feel extremely ashamed. I am not as good as you! (Patted the boss on the shoulder) Big brother——

Boss: (Severely injured, full of sadness) The fourth brother is certainly worried, but everyone has his own ambitions, so why force it? For me, I don’t have any great ambitions, and I don’t want to achieve anything big, because I’m too tired and life is short, so why bother myself? Now I just want to have food and clothing, a wife and children, and spend my life in an ordinary way. I don't need heroics, applause or flowers. Ordinary is true, ordinary is true!

The fourth child: How did the eldest brother become so negative? "Ordinaryness is true". If this sentence comes from a person who has experienced hardships or a depressed and sick man, there is really nothing you can do! But we are a generation full of passion and hope. We are men. Only passion and sweat can clarify the value of youth! The opportunities and challenges given to us by the times are rare. How can we submit to the vastness and surrender to the rapids? For us, doesn’t ordinary mean mediocrity? Why should we deceive ourselves and others and admit that we are ordinary but not mediocre?

Boss: There is a saying: the higher you stand, the more painful you fall. How many warriors can achieve great ambitions, and how many hard work are not in vain! The pain is so unbearable, the pain is so unbearable!

No. 4: A moth flies into a flame, and although it is reduced to ashes, it dies in pursuit of light and is still a hero! If a beggar does not envy millionaires but only envy those beggars who beg more than him, then he will always remain a beggar!

Boss: (A little shaken) I once wanted to advance bravely, but I couldn't help it. It's just that we are too small. All we can do is go with the flow and live in poverty!

No. 4: There are a hundred reasons to retreat, but there is only one reason to advance. Why should we look for a hundred reasons to prove that we are not cowards and not use one reason to prove that we are warriors! Brother, I know you once had ideals. You wanted to be a great engineer. You also wanted your mother to be happy for the rest of her life, because your mother worked hard for you studying for half your life and never sighed.

Every time you call your mother, you say that you are doing well in school and studying well because you don't want your mother to worry. But in fact, if your mother knew that the warrior son he once was has become what he is now. Such a coward, how sad she must be! How can a man be so depressed as his wife? I think your mother also wants you to understand that even if today's college students can still stand out from the crowd, there are two fates for the crane: either it will be assimilated by the chickens, or it will have to fly. stand up! !

Lao Liu: Big Brother——

Boss: (After pondering for a long time, he woke up from the dream) Fly, yes, fly, yes, I should fly, we should all Fly! ——Lao Liu, please quickly inform the other brothers to come back early tonight. I want to restart the Six-Party Talks!

Lao Liu: Big brother is wise, big brother is wise! Okay, I'll go there later!

Boss: Fourth, I’m convinced of you! Thank you!

Lao Si: There is no distinction between brothers, so why should I say thank you? (Three people put their hands together) As long as we are determined and dare to fight, we will fly!

All three: Yeah!

Ouch! It's over, I still have something urgent to do and I have to leave first.

Boss: Why are you so panicked?

Lao Si: I made an agreement with the hospital to donate blood at five o'clock this afternoon. I can't be late.

Lao Liu: Wait, I want to go too!

Boss: (They had to walk out of the door before they came to their senses) Wait, I’m going too!!

Old Six: Where did you go to take care of the dormitory? The teacher will be here soon .

Boss: What are you afraid of? There are so many people watching! (To the audience) Friends, can you help us look at the dormitory? ——Thank you! (All three shout in unison) Goodbye! (Step down)