What is the funniest joke you have ever heard?

1, reporter: Grandpa, you are over 80, and you still call your wife dear. How did you do that? Grandpa: Forget it. I have long forgotten her name, but I dare not ask.

2. I called the mobile customer service today, and the customer service answered the phone and said, "Hello, it's my pleasure to serve you." I said, "You are happy too early." Then I hung up.

A man wants to jump off a building, and his wife who just came back shouted, "Husband, don't be impulsive, we still have a long way to go!" Hearing this, the man jumped down without hesitation. The negotiator standing by said, "Madam, you really shouldn't threaten him like this."

4, women are plump, thin is slim, high is slender, and short is exquisite! Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd. There is no justice!

5, don't call me an otaku, tell me to close the house; Please don't call me a woman, call me Madame Curie.

6. When the nurse saw a patient drinking in the ward, she went over and whispered to him, "Sweetheart!" The patient smiled and said, "Little baby."

7. Do you think rich people are happy? Wrong. Their happiness is beyond your imagination.

8. In English class, the teacher asked: How do you say launch in English? I looked at my deskmate and saw that the goods were silent for a long time and said to me seriously: biu ...

After nine years of compulsory education, I found that I can tamper with history, create language, control the earth, annoy Newton, synthesize substances and change genes on the test paper.

10, actually I like math very much. It has no circuitous language, English grammar, historical and political complexity and information, but it just can't, can't, can't.

1 1. The patient is worried about his head. After the X-ray examination, he asked the doctor, "Is there anything in my head?" Doctor: "Nothing." Patient: "Ah, is it really so serious?"

12, I remember when I was in primary school, it was very hot one day. At the morning meeting of raising the national flag, the headmaster was giving a speech and a classmate fainted. I shouted, "Get down, there's a sniper!" You may not have seen a school where thousands of people all fell.