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Tencent, you rubbish! ! ! ! ! ! !
I watched you grow up, I watched you get worse,
You really disappoint me.
When you see someone's ass itching,
When you see the fire in the bubble hall, build the QQ hall.
See Sina blog, will adjust the space.
When you see that everyone is Taobao, clap.
When you see that everyone is using Alipay, you can use the whole wealth.
Seeing that the battle platform in Fang Hao is very crowded, you can set up a QQ platform.
When you see many people using PPLIVE, you can broadcast QQ live.
Seeing everyone using thunder and the whole whirlwind,
Seeing that everyone is in Baidu every day, you can learn another whole QQ question, QQ!
Now that you have a QQ flying car, you are on the run again.
Piracy has more personality than you, and other pirates do not make huge profits, which also promotes the popularization of computers.
You are a follower,
Take other people's works as your own creativity.
You killed the coral,
Drive away the clouds again ...
The annoying advertisement on the dialogue basket flashed again.
You said Blue Diamond is a privileged player in QQ games.
I played QQ hall, and you came out all purple.
You said the whole yellow diamond space was free,
I have been studying yellow diamonds for half a year.
As a result, some ugly shit decorations are free,
It costs money to look good.
You said that red diamond Q embroidery is free,
I've been drilling for six months,
Those melon-like Q embroideries are free, but they still cost money to look good.
You said that QQ members' QQ network hard disk is 64MB free.
I've been a member for half a year, and it's still 16MB. ..
I filled the space with code yesterday,
You sealed the password for me today.
I can't help cursing what you did.
I can only blame you for being so stingy,
I hope you don't be too Tencent, and you don't pee. Look at yourself. Look at what the hell you are.
This good company doesn't know how many companies' works have been copied!
Why didn't an authoritative management organization close this good company?
* * * * * You grandson!
You said Shanda copied your DNF.
Do you know how much you copied?
The artist who blew the lamp was locked up for three years.
Then let me ask you how many years you should be locked up.
Do you think you are stupid?
Imitate the century to run go-karts, and you drive QQ!
Imitate the vitality group that has traveled for a long time, and you will have QQ mysterious dance!
Imitate the Great Adventure Island and open a QQ Three Kingdoms!
Imitate Coral QQ, you have a Tencent QQ and say Coral copied you (you are shameless, grandson, I have been online 14 years).
Imitate Guangtong Special Forces, and you drive across the line of fire!
Imitate Shanda battle platform and open a QQ platform.
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