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How to pronounce "your sister" in neon language?

In neon language (tucao: actually it's Japanese! As for the fourth episode of 100 thousand cold jokes. Because the pronunciation of the word "Japan" in Japan is close to that of "neon" in Mandarin, "Japanese" has been spoofed by netizens as "neon");

The spelling of "You": "Jun た" or "You" is pronounced the same no matter how you write it: anata is pronounced "Ah, take him away"

The plural "you" of "you" is written as "Junda" or "Private" and read as "anatati", which is probably similar to "Ah, take him away or have a big kick" and so on.

Sister wrote "ぉさん", in which "さん" is what we often call "mulberry". Generally, it is a honorific after a person's name, and there is no gender difference. For example, so-and-so sang can be translated into Mr. so-and-so or miss so-and-so Of course, "Sang" is not just following people's names. For example, "Obasan" and "Ogilvy Sang" are honorifics for middle-aged women and middle-aged men in the neon country. But when these two words were introduced into China, they became the meaning of "old woman" and "old man", which was very humiliating.

Among them, the "ou" in "Obasan" and "Ogisan" is also the "ぉさん" in "ぉさん", which is a prepositional auxiliary word added before a person's name or address to show respect. Chinese characters can also be written as "Yu". Children's shoes that like animation must know that Loli's corresponding royal sister is "ぉさん".

All right, that's all. Let's summarize.

"We" is called "private" and "big sister" is called "private".

We need to use a word to contact our sister. This word is called an auxiliary word. The corresponding word in neon language is "の", which is pronounced as "NO", which is very similar to the pronunciation of English NO.

So "our sister" should be neon: "private" is pronounced "anatati no oneesan".

It is worth mentioning that in modern Chinese, nouns have the attribute of leadership, and there is often a relationship between leadership and subordination between nouns, so sometimes nouns and nouns can be omitted as auxiliary words. For example, "our sister" can be simply called "our sister".

However, just as verbs are the soul of English grammar. Auxiliary words are the soul of neon language, and auxiliary words are often very important and have a great position, so don't omit the "no" mentioned above casually.

Your sister is read in neon, so it's just so-so. We read it as "ah, take it, no, European milk mulberry".