Old joke collection

1. Bajie applied, and the boss asked: Do you have a professional title? Pig proudly said: the messenger of the altar! Boss: sputum cleaner? Oh, then clean the toilet!

2. I took the bus yesterday and got off at one stop, so I got up and walked to the back door ... I accidentally stepped on a short skirt. Although I apologized, the woman started cursing, and the more she cursed ... I was really angry. As soon as the car door opened, I pulled off my short skirt and resolutely got off and left ... I only heard screams behind me, hum, and fought with my brother! ! !

My roommate pissed me off last night, so I made him disappear in front of me. He said, "If you can, let me disappear!" So I decided to turn off the lights.

4. I often hear adults say the word "emotional breakdown", and the baby seems to understand this word a little. One day, the baby went home with his head down and said nothing. When his mother asked him what was wrong, he blurted out, "My relationship with Xiaoli is broken. She has gum, don't give it to me! " "Father:" You are so stupid, you are really a little pig! "Do you know what a pig is?" Son: Yes, it's the son of a pig.

On the last day of military training, the instructor asked all the students to gather. But he saw a little boy grinding hard on the wall, and the instructor asked, "Why are you grinding soap?" He replied, "If I don't grind off half the soap, my mother will think I didn't take a bath this week."