Who knows the story of "Sanyu"?

It seems that Liu Bei will be stationed in the borrowed Jingzhou City for a long time, recruiting talents and training in cultivated land.

Zhou Yu of Soochow was very upset: Liu Bei and his gang said they borrowed Jingzhou, but in fact they wanted to keep Jingzhou. Zhou Yu called Lu Su and said that Liu and his party borrowed Jingzhou and didn't return it. What do you think is the way to get them to return the goods?

Lu Su said: There are only three ways to urge people to pay their debts and cultivate land. One is to try to be brave, the other is to show weakness, and the third is

Zhou Yu is thoughtful, I don't know now, so I have to give it a try and try to be brave first!

So Lu Su mobilized 50,000 troops. Three days later, he went straight to Jingzhou, ready to take it back by force.

When Liu Bei heard that Zhou Yu and Lu Su led the troops to beg for Jingzhou, he panicked and quickly asked Zhuge Liang to discuss countermeasures. Zhuge Liang shook his banana fan and said, I told you not to borrow something from others, but you didn't listen. Now people want it, and you don't know what to do?

Liu Bei said, how do I know that Zhou Yu is such a stingy person? Just a Jingzhou-is it worth such a big fight? Zhuge Liang said, but-don't be afraid! I have my own plan.

That night, Lu Su led his troops to camp outside Jingzhou. Lu Su ordered his men to prepare ladder gunpowder and other items. The next day, if Liu Bei didn't return Jingzhou, he immediately attacked the city.

The next day, Lu Su went to Jingzhou and called Liu Bei out. After a cup of tea, Liu Bei and all the civil servants appeared on the rostrum. Lu Su cursed: Liu Bei, you broke your word and refused to return the land. Today, I'm here on behalf of Dongwu to give you an opportunity to return Jingzhou quickly, and I won't embarrass you if your people disappear. Otherwise-

Liu Bei said with a smile, otherwise?

Lu Su pointed back: Look at my troops. There are 50,000 people, 500 ladders and 500 stones and explosives, which can make you die three times!

Zhuge Liang also pointed behind Lu Su and said, Xiao Lu, you have forgotten one key thing-

Lu Su looked back at her scalp and said, I haven't forgotten anything!

Zhuge Liang said, you need more people, more ladders and more explosives. I just need two flints!

Lu Su didn't understand; Why two?

Zhuge Liang took out a flint from his sleeve and said, I'll keep this one as a souvenir, and the other one-I think it's time to ignite your explosives!

Lu Su opened his mouth and said, No-will-power? Are you so cruel?

Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang quickly blocked their ears with their fingers and closed their eyes. I heard a loud bang in the camp behind Lu Su, and suddenly the ladder shelves were flying all over the sky, and black smoke was foaming at the mouth. Many black soldiers ran out screaming and rolling.

Lu Su's eyes turned white and he fainted to the ground.

Zhuge Liang pursed his lips and said, compare with me and practice for another three to five years!

Zhou Yu saw Lu Su coming back with a group of beaten soldiers, trembling with anger: Lu Su, if you lose, you lose. I didn't expect it to be so dark

Lu Su cried: We were hacked by Zhuge Liang's special forces! We were hacked!

Zhou Yu couldn't get up in one breath and suddenly vomited blood and said, Zhuge Liang, you are dark enough! You have balls!

Lu Su patted Zhou Yu on the back and said, Governor Zhou, stop vomiting blood and spit something else. Although the first debt collection failed, I will be careful next time!

Zhou Yu spat again and sighed: It doesn't matter if I vomit blood-as long as you want to go back to Jingzhou! Besides, I'm used to vomiting.

Another month passed, and Lu Su was ready to ask for Jingzhou again. Zhou Yu said, Lu Su, you must be careful this time! Although you use weakness to collect debts this time, even if you show weakness, you should show weakness in an orderly and graceful way, showing weakness in our confidence in Wu Dong's victory!

This time, Lu Su rode on a donkey, with only an extremely young boy beside him.

At the gate of Jingzhou, Lu Su gave the letter of introduction to the soldier who called the guard and asked the soldier to give it to Liu Bei.

When the soldier sent the letter of introduction, Liu Bei was lowering the military flag with Zhuge Liang. See Lu Su's letter of introduction wrote:

Dear Liu Bei and his men:

Lu Su (CTO for short), the chief negotiator of Dongwu, came to your place to handle the property right of Jingzhou City with the certificate number 372 147285735. Please contact us!

I am here to convey

Soochow Zhou Yu's signature handprint (valid for 3 days)

Liu Bei sighed: books can't be read without borrowing, and cities can't live without borrowing! Borrowing is always better than your own. I really don't want to give them back! Zhuge Liang said, as long as you don't want to return it, then I have a way!

So Liu Bei asked his men to bring Lu Su in.

Lu Su tied the donkey in the yard trembling, and then came in and handed it to him, saying, Xiaguan, please look at Lord Liu Bei! Liu Bei told Lu Su to sit down.

Zhuge Liang said to Liu Bei: Your Majesty, aren't you going to talk to the disaster relief ambassador in Showa about receiving food relief? Liu Bei suddenly realized and nodded at once: Yes, I almost forgot about it! Zhuge Liang said, don't forget! Otherwise, we will be hungry at noon today.

Liu Bei told Lu Su that Mr. Lu Su had come a long way. Let's take a break first, and I'll do something. Say that finish and hurried out.

Lu said, "What did Mr. Zhuge say just now that he was hungry at noon?" ?

Zhuge Liang sighed, alas, Mr. Lu doesn't know. After my country Shu settled in Jingzhou, the food supply has been in a precarious state. To this end, we vigorously open up wasteland and limit ourselves to eat two meals a day. But it's getting thinner and thinner. Last month, we introduced new catering standards-one meal a day at ordinary times and one meal every two days on weekends and holidays.

Lu Su asked: What about the land of claw depression?

Zhuge Liang wiped his tears and said, "It's a pity that their assistant king went hungry at the negotiating table during his last visit to Shu, and became the first assistant king to go hungry because of a state visit. Later, Zhao Waguo had to support our Shu State for free at all costs.

Zhuge Liang took a sip of cold water and said, Your Majesty is going to talk about food shortage!

Lu Su stammered, Well, it's really hard for you!

Zhuge Liang sobbed: We really want to return Jingzhou early! I, alas-just now, we don't even have the strength to get out of the city!

Lu Su, accompanied by a few tears, put the money he received this month on Zhuge Liang's desk and left with a smile.

When Zhou Yu saw Lu Su coming back with food, he knew that things were hopeless. Suddenly he shouted angrily, guys, bring the washbasin! The man rushed to the washbasin, and Zhou Yu began to vomit blood into the washbasin again.

Lu Su said, I really can't bear to send them away-they are so hungry!

Zhou Yudao: I finally understand-Zhuge Liang and I are equal! But why can't I blame him if only he can blame me?

Another month passed, and Zhou Yu took Lu Su to the door for the third time to ask for Jingzhou City.

Outside the city gate, Zhou Yu, Lu Su and others sat on one side of the table, and on the other side were Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang. Personnel from the mediation offices of two county yamen attended the meeting.

The two sides talked for three days and nights, but still could not reach a consensus.

The mediator said weakly, I emphasize again that it is not difficult for both sides of the negotiation to repay their debts, kill people and pay for their lives, and borrow them again! If there are no other comments, let's start our final statement.

Lu Su said: The property right of Jingzhou belongs to Wu Dongguo!

Zhuge Liang said: Yes!

Lu Su said, you rented Jingzhou City to use!

Zhuge Liang said: Yes!

Lu Su said: Now the landlord wants the right to use the house from the tenant, ok?

Zhuge Liang said: Yes! But only if we find a new place to live. Is it okay?

Lu Su said that finding a new place and getting our house back are two different things, and I said-no!

Zhuge Liang said that if I can't find a new place to live, I can't return the house to you. This is the causal relationship between them, so it is the same thing!

……

The mediator scolded: Why do you talk about this place again-you can't go on! No, I want to announce the mediation result!

Everyone suddenly fell silent.

The mediator took out an Eastern Han Dynasty coin and said to Lu Su, Do you want the word or the head?

Lu Su thought for a moment: I want a head!

The mediator said to Zhuge Liang, then you want to talk!

Zhuge Liang has nothing to say. The mediator threw the coin into the air and it went round and round on the ground. Finally, it stopped. That's a human head!

Lu Su clenched his fist happily and said, Yes-Yes! Providence! Providence!

Mediator asked: Now it's Lu Su's turn to represent Wu Dong-you can say three words to represent what you want!

Lu Su proudly said: Yes-Jingzhou!

The arbitrator pointed to Zhuge Liang and said, You must return Jingzhou!

Then he said to Zhuge Liang: Now Zhuge Liang has chosen to represent Shu-you also say three words, representing the time of your return!

Zhuge Liang slowly tunnel: ten thousand years!

Lu Su helped Zhou Yu back to Soochow, and Zhou Yu spat and walked down the aisle: Zhuge Liang, you piss me off! I was angry with me three times! I must settle this account-wow!