Brainstorming and answers are super funny.

Brainstorming encyclopedia and answers are super hilarious.

Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. The following are my brain teasers and hilarious answers for your reference, hoping to help friends in need.

Brainstorm and answer 1 1. Where does the sea not produce fish? (Answer: Ci Hai)

In ancient times, who became a father-in-law first and then a father? (answer: eunuch)

3. What gives birth to a tail at night? (Answer: Meteor)

4. What hat can't I wear? (answer: nuts)

5. What is the first thing people do when they wake up in the morning? (Answer: Open your eyes)

What is the best treatment for carsickness? (Answer: No car)

Seven, is there any way to make eyebrows grow under the eyes? (answer: handstand)

8. Where do you see the biggest moon? (answer: on the moon)

Why do newly bought socks have holes? (answer: socks)

Who is the most disobedient person? (Answer: Deaf-mute)

XI。 Who hasn't read a book? (answer: gobbledygook)

Twelve, what kind of people must not be strong? (answer: robber)

Why did Guan Yu die earlier than Zhang Fei? (answer: beautiful women are unlucky)

14. What cows can't eat grass? (answer: snail)

15. What shoes will you never wear to go shopping? (answer: roller skates)

Where is asking for trouble? (Answer: Pharmacy)

17. What is the cleanest way to wipe the floor? (answer: difficult)

What kind of bucket will never be full? (answer: toilet)

19. What did you see most on the boat? (answer: water)

20. What numbers make women love and hate? (Answer: March 8)

21. Apart from trains, what is the longest car in the world? (Answer: Traffic jam)

Twenty-two, what is invited to dinner and no one eats it, but you can't swallow it yourself? (answer: loss)

Twenty-three, the dog depends on its owner, so what do you want to see when you pat the tiger? (Answer: See if you have "seeds")

24. What is the most fuel-efficient car to drive? (answer: burning the midnight oil)

Twenty-five, why do two tigers fight each other, and they have to fight to the death and never give up? (Answer: No one dares to stop fighting)

26, as long as you call its name, you will destroy it. What is this? (answer: silence)

What is the most expensive thing to disappear? (answer: satellite)

When does the sun rise in the west? (Answer: When swearing)

Twenty-nine, under what circumstances, a talent is in the real situation of being trampled? (answer: operating table)

Xiao Zhao bought a lottery ticket and won the first prize, but didn't give it to him? (Answer: Not until the date of receiving the prize)

Thirty-one, there is one thing you can only hold with your left hand, but you can't get it with your right hand. What is this? (answer: right hand)

Thirty-two, skydiving, how to distinguish between veterans and recruits? Answer: There are shoe prints on the recruits' buttocks. )

Thirty-three, there is one thing that buyers know, sellers know, and only users don't know. What is it? (answer: coffin)

What are the benefits of black hair? (Answer: Not afraid of tanning)

35. Under what circumstances will someone pull off their hair? (answer: cremation)

36. Why do women want to get married when they wear high heels? (Answer: Because you can run slowly in high heels when being chased)

Thirty-seven. A Yan has 10 coins in his pocket, but he missed 10 coins. What else is in his pocket? (answer: a hole)

38. What number should be added between the number 0 and 1 to make this number greater than 0 and less than 1? (Answer: Add a "."to become "0. 1")

Thirty-nine, what says "dad" won't touch it, and what says "dad" will touch it twice? (Answer: upper lip and lower lip)

Please think it over. What is the biggest shadow you see? (A: The shadow of the earth, that is, every night)

Forty-one, how to arrange twenty-four people in six rows according to five people? (Answer: Just arrange in regular hexagon)

42. On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. Why? (Answer: This is a deaf-mute couple)

43. What kind of missile can go straight to the target at an ultra-low speed of 30 kilometers per hour, with a height of about 2 meters near the surface, and can also make a 90-degree sharp turn halfway? (answer: the missile worn in the car. )

44. As soon as Lao Li finished cutting his hair, he asked the barber to "divide it", but the barber said no. Why? (Answer: The barber shaved Lao Li's head)

45. What is the most logical explanation for "a good horse no longer eats grass"? (answer: all the grass in the back has been eaten)

Brainstorming and answering are funny. 2 1. Why did the father insist that his son did it as soon as he found that half of the money in his wallet was missing? Why? Answer: because the wife will not only take half.

There are four cakes and four children in the box. Everyone got one, but there is still a cake in the box. Why? Answer: One of the children has a box, so there is a cake in the box.

Xiaoming had a happy birthday, but no one helped him celebrate it. Why? A: It was the day before the dream.

4. Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they first met? Answer: strong is a sheep.

5. What is the difference between a dog's son and a dragon's son? -Answer: One point (son and son)

6, don't hit strangers, hit the title of two words-answer: comrades.

7. A one-year-old kitten accidentally swallowed a coin of 1 yuan. Dad held him back and forth nervously, but the kitten spat out a coin of 10 yuan. What should I do at this time? Answer: continue to feed him a dollar coin.

8. Dad asked Xiaoming to recite the Analects of Confucius. He recited the whole book in one minute. Is Xiaoming a genius? Answer: Not because he only recited the Analects of Confucius.

9. Xiaohua will have an exam tomorrow. He has learned English by heart, but he still failed in the exam the next day. Why? Answer: The next day is not an English exam.

10. In the zoo, Xiaoming took a photo next to the tiger, but the tiger didn't bite him. Why? Answer: That's a fake tiger.

1 1. What do cowards eat to be brave? Answer: Dog gall can cover the sky.

12, Xiaohong and Xiao Li brag about each other. Xiaohong said she could eat the whole world. What did Xiao Li say better than Xiao Hong? Answer: I can eat you.

13. When he wrote a composition all day, he found that he couldn't write the word "stupid", so he looked it up in the dictionary, but he couldn't find the word. Why? Answer: She is stupid enough to look up the English dictionary.

14, Dayong said that he is very familiar with the teachers in the school and can go in anywhere in the school, but Xiao Han insisted that he must not go in. What is that place? Answer: the ladies' room

15, Liangliang got 200 points in Chinese and Mathematics, and quietly got the first place. Why? Answer: They are not in the same class.

16, where is Mazhuang City? -Answer: Wuchang

17, Xiaoming's kitten never catches mice. Why? Answer: Because this is a toy cat.

18. At breakfast, my elder sister clamored for steamed eggs, and my younger sister said she wanted fried eggs. My mother came out and made up a circle, said a word, but told my elder sister that her mother was partial. What did her mother say? Answer: No argument.

19. Mr. Lu has two friends, both of whom are tax officials of the tax bureau. One of them is the father of another child. Do you think it's possible? A: The two tax officials are husband and wife.

20. Xiaoming is Gao's son, but Xiaoming refuses to call his father. Why? Answer: Because Gao is Xiaoming's mother.

2 1, Michael Jackson's son is happy, why? Answer: He can take off his father's nose to play.

22. May has not achieved anything in her career. Why does she have the nickname of a strong woman? Answer: Because she often pushes others to make ends meet.

23, 9 oranges for 13 children, how to divide them fairly? -Answer: Squeeze into juice

24. Datou bought a pair of shoes, never worn them, and walked around with them. What is this for? Answer: He said that shoes would wear out if worn for a long time.

25. Xiao Bi is a famous truant king in the school. He almost skips class, but he dares not skip a class, and he will never miss class on time. Which class is it? Answer: Class is over.

Johnny dreams that the cat will eat him every night. He is not a mouse. Why? Answer: He plays Mickey Mouse in Dienis during the day.

27. Li Hong came last in every race, but this time she came first in positive numbers. Why? Answer: She is the only one.

28. Why does Xiaoming refuse to use the word "while" to make sentences? Answer: Didn't the teacher say that you can't do two things at the same time?

29. Xiaolong's father saw Xiaolong's schoolbag full of money, but turned a blind eye. Why? Answer: That's a children's toy.

30. Xiao Wang and Xiao Zhang have two 50-meter houses. They don't have a telephone. What should Xiao Wang do if he wants to find Xiao Zhang and doesn't want to go out? A: The nickname is Xiao Zhang.

3 1. When Lan Lan passed a city, there happened to be a big earthquake there. Why is light light blue safe and sound? Answer: She flew over.

32. Dad promised Hansen that he would be rewarded 10 yuan as long as he passed the exam, but why did Hansen still fail? Answer: To save money for my father.

33. Xiaohua is at home Who looks like him the most? Answer: the little flower in the mirror

34. Fat boy looks like his family, but everyone says that Fat boy is not their child. Why? Answer: Because he is the father.

35. Both children bought the same shoes. Why are they still wearing different shoes? Answer: The new shoes I bought have not been worn.

36. The reason why adults are late for work is traffic jam. What is the reason why the child is late? Answer: Mom overslept.

37. Yao Ming is a nearsighted and famously greedy boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind them. What do you think he will read first? Answer: nothing.

38. Why didn't Grandpa Li laugh instead of feeling distressed after being robbed of100000 yuan by gangsters? Answer: Because the gangster was beaten by his grandson who went to kindergarten.

39. What games can't boys and girls play together? -Answer: You can't play guessing.

40. Why did A Lang wear a brand-new raincoat with no holes, but still get wet? Answer: Because he walks in the sun in a raincoat.

4 1, recruit Aguo: "Report to the monitor! There is a fly in my soybean milk. " Why did the monitor casually tell him that he could drink? Answer: Because spiders in steamed bread eat flies.

42. There are six oranges in the plastic bag. How to divide the three children, and there are two oranges in the plastic bag? You can't separate oranges. Answer: Of course, one person has two oranges, but one is given to him in a plastic bag.

43. What kind of word is more suitable to describe the agility of a clumsy person? -Answer: Hurry up.

44. Dayong accidentally fell into the water tank. At that time, there were no adults around, and the children were very anxious. How can we save Dayong in the fastest way? Answer: broken cylinder

45. Why is Xiaohai never happy to watch cross talk? Answer: Xiaohai is deaf.

46. Dad bought a pen, but he can't write. Why? Answer: It's an electric pen.

47. A Dai drives to the zoo. The zoo is very close. He didn't go the wrong way. Why can't he always reach his destination? Answer: I have already opened it.

48. I only have half a day's class this morning. Are the students happy? Answer: I am not happy that there is still half a day of class in the afternoon.

Xiao Ming goes shopping with his mother every day. Every time he grabs his mother's skirt, he gets lost this time. Why? Answer: Because my mother was wearing a mini skirt that day.

50. Xiaohong and her mother go to buy boiled eggs. Why didn't others sell it to her? Answer: Because eggs are raw.

5 1, David went to the toilet at the best time of the movie. Why? Answer: Because he didn't go to the movies.

52. Dabao, who has always loved cakes, why can't even eat the 1/4 cupcakes in front of him today? Answer: Because he just ate three quarters.

53. The policeman's son never called the policeman his father. Why? Answer: This policeman is a woman.

54. Is the story of Alibaba and the Forty Thieves an Oriental Night Tan or a Western Night Tan? Answer: No, it's a fable.

55. Ayong always procrastinates, but his superiors always praise him. Why? A: He is a mason.

56. Stop turning or turn the earth upside down. Is it possible? Answer: It may be toy earth.

Brainstorm answer Super Funny 3 has a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th?

Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river.

There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he?

Answer: yourself.

The hotter the weather, what climbs higher?

Answer: thermometer

An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat?

Answer: There are seats on the bus.

Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it?

Answer: Brush false teeth.

Which hurts more, coconut or watermelon?

Answer: I have a headache.

What is the product with the same production date and effective date?

Answer: newspapers

Why do hospitals never accept patients?

Answer: Veterinary hospital

There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time?

Answer: Face the ground.

What do fat girls say when they are sick and most afraid of being visited by others?

Answer: Take care.

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today?

Answer: Have a place in heaven.

Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes?

Answer: Chicken lays eggs.

Fox is best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together?

Answer: alcohol.

Xiao Zhang never touches the ground when he walks. Why?

Answer: Also through shoes and socks.

Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but didn't dare to jump. Why is this?

Answer: There is no water below.

Which tooth was pulled out at last?

Answer: Dentures.

Why do two tigers have to fight to the death and never give up?

Answer: No one dares to stop fighting.

Xiaohong and her mother are both in the same class. Why?

Answer: One is a student and the other is a teacher.

Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition?

Answer: Frog breaststroke fouled.

How long does it take to finish Peking University?

A: A banknote clock is enough.

Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her?

Answer: Repair Xiaoming.

What color are the teeth of black and white babies?

Answer: Babies have no teeth.

What should I do if I want to shorten a stick, but I don't want to cut it off, break it or shorten it?

Answer: Take one that looks like it.

How to write zero in Roman numerals?

Answer: Roman numerals have no zero.

Can you make a number greater than three and less than four with three chopsticks?

Answer: Take pi.

Sasha claims to be an expert in distinguishing the age of hens. His unique skill is to use his teeth. Why?

Answer: Eat chicken to see if the hen is old or tender.

What symbol should be added between the number 0 and 1 to make this number greater than 0 and less than 1?

Answer: Add a dot and it becomes 0. 1.

What do you mean, if dad doesn't touch it, just touch it twice?

Answer: upper lip and lower lip

A square table is missing a corner. How many angles are there?

Answer: 5 cents.

Mrs. Kim has always been outspoken. What made her suddenly speak hesitatingly?

Answer: Mrs. King hesitates when she eats sugar cane.

Please think it over. What is the biggest shadow you see?

A: The shadow of the earth means every night.

There are 24 people in row 6. How can we arrange them by 5 people?

Answer: Just arrange in regular hexagon.

On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. Why?

Answer: This is a deaf-mute couple.

Under what circumstances is a person really at the mercy of others?

A: On the operating table.

The angrier things get, the bigger things get.

Answer: Temper.

Asked the doctor about the patient, the doctor only raised five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason?

Answer: three long and two short.

What fakes are people willing to buy?

Answer: wigs, dentures

What gets dirtier the more you wash it?

Answer: water.

Who is the most disobedient?

Answer: deaf

A man fell into the river and struggled several times. He climbed up from the river, his clothes were all wet, but his hair was gone. Why?

Answer: Because he is bald.

Xiaoming bought a new sock with only one hole, but he didn't go to the shop assistant to change it. Do you know why?

Answer: sock mouth

What did you do that you didn't do, but you will be punished?

Answer: Homework.

What does everyone want?

Answer: Sick.

What English letters are the most pleasing to listen to?

Answer: CD

What produces a tail at night?

Answer: Meteor.

The family asked the doctor about the patient. The doctor only put up five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason?

Answer: three long and two short.

What has five heads, but people don't find it strange?

Answer: hands, feet

What water will never be used up?

Answer: tears

What is the elephant's left ear like?

Answer: Right ear

What books are not available in bookstores?

Answer: suicide note

What hat can't be worn?

Answer: Nuts.

A student lives in school. Why is he often late for school?

Answer: The school where his home is located is not the school where he goes to school.

Why do the police turn a blind eye to drivers who run red lights?

Answer: The driver didn't drive.

Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three?

Answer: Three generations.

In a closely monitored exam, two students handed in the same test paper. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they cheated. What is the reason?

A: Both of them are blank.

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