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It rained heavily without an umbrella, and no one sent an umbrella.
2. Long-distance love is like rain here. I'm worried about whether it will rain there, but I'm afraid to ask you because I'm afraid I can't send you an umbrella without it.
That night, you held an umbrella for her, but forgot that I was also afraid of rain.
The person you love won't love you because you love him.
It rained before we walked halfway. Luckily, it's raining in Mao Mao, and I'm wearing a hat.
6. Don't be afraid of catching a cold if it rains. I'm afraid the rain will wash away my double eyelid stickers.
7. Should I forget it again? So I can come to you again and again.
8. You are a rain in my dry years. You came in good faith. I can't afford to get sick.
9. When I got up, I saw that there was no umbrella downstairs, and it began to rain downstairs. . . I didn't bring my umbrella. . . cry
10, it's raining. I want to ask if you have an umbrella, but I'm afraid someone will open it for you
1 1. No one gave you an umbrella in rainy days, but someone secretly took your umbrella away.
12, my eyes are raining for her, but my heart is holding an umbrella for her. This is love.
13, the changes before and now are also quite big. After so much experience, I gradually became mature. It's better to be alone than to be accompanied. It's good to give an umbrella when it rains, and it's good to get wet without an umbrella. Cherish every day and cherish everyone who helps you and cares about you.
14, be sure to bring an umbrella in the future. Rain or shine, I will run faster without it. May I have a lamp in the dark and an umbrella in the rain in the future.
15, it rained today without an umbrella. If you don't have an umbrella, you don't. Anyway, you didn't. If you are wet, you are wet. Anyway, you must wash your hair today.
16, it is raining. I want to know who you are holding an umbrella for and whose temperature is in your arms.
17, I don't like rainy days, but I like the sound of rain, just like I am a person who loves to laugh, but I am not a happy person.
18, it rained in the city, so I started to worry without taking an umbrella to take a taxi. ...
19, the wind stopped, the dust fell, and the dream left. Who will wake me up? A rain, an umbrella, a street, walking alone.
20. The person who loves you most is not the one who holds an umbrella for you on rainy days, but the one who gets wet with you.
I didn't bring an umbrella when it rained heavily. No one sent an umbrella. Helpless sentence 2 1-40 2 1. How lucky it is to forget to bring an umbrella when it rains, and you can enjoy a rain with confidence.
22. Happiness is not difficult, just like the wind outside the window. No one understands the mood of the weather at this time.
23. Thunder and rain. I don't know if I'm the first thing you think of when you're scared.
24. The pain of youth in these years is worth the entanglement of wind and rain.
25. I like shopping in the rain. The dense raindrops dispersed the noise and desolation of the metropolis, so the narrow streets in the past suddenly became wide and long; The faint raindrops washed away the dust, filth and impurities in the street center, so everything gradually showed a bright and pure luster, greener and redder, and better looking. Handfuls of colorful umbrellas, like slim girls, adorn the streets with various customs.
It doesn't rain with an umbrella every day. It rained cats and dogs today. Without it, this is my good luck in my life. . . . The world should not meet my bad luck again.
27. It's cloudy and rainy again. I really don't want to rain any more. Everywhere is wet, which makes people feel extremely bored and depressed.
28. It's raining. I don't have an umbrella. I am soaked to the skin. Ha ha.
29. As soon as you turn around, I will be in the rain.
30. Forgetting to bring an umbrella in rainy days will never appear. The fairy tales that teenagers saved you are all lies.
3 1, I think I am lazy to some extent. When I went out on a rainy day, I just took two steps and found that I forgot to bring my umbrella. I said "Oh, no" decisively, and then walked on. Although there were only two steps, I was too lazy to get my umbrella.
I am not smart, beautiful or gentle, but I love you more than you love her.
33. I feel sorry for myself. I arrived in state a late. It's raining now. I don't have an umbrella. . .
34. In the rainy season, SMS sends care and greetings. Greeting is a ship that can send feelings far away. Blessing is an umbrella to accompany you through rainy days; Missing is an arrow that can connect the soul; When you fight, you say hello, I hope all the ups and downs will disappear! Wish you all the best!
35. It is suitable to go home early in rainy days. After all, no one will give you an umbrella, no one will take you home, and no one will worry about getting wet on the road. No one understands why you want to go home early, after all, there are still more than ten kilograms of dog food skateboards and packages to carry.
I want to go back to my childhood. I can run happily in the rain even if no one gives me an umbrella after school on rainy days.
37, big head, big head, don't worry about rain, you have an umbrella, I have a big head.
38. "Hey, as long as you feel uncomfortable, you can cry when you go out without an umbrella in the rain."
It's raining in my city, and I don't have an umbrella.
40. I missed you when I heard the loveliest sentence "Is it raining there?" "No" "I suddenly felt it was going to rain there, and I was afraid you didn't bring an umbrella."
There was no umbrella in the heavy rain, and no one sent an umbrella. Helpless sentence 4 1-60 4 1. I got up and looked into my eyes. There was no umbrella downstairs, and it began to rain downstairs. I didn't bring my umbrella. cry
42. I can go home without an umbrella. I mean: I won't disturb my original life because of anyone's absence.
43. I turned around and left, only to find that my face was wet. I thought it was raining, but I didn't expect it to rain.
44. Even at the age of enjoying the rain in heavy rain, I often want to have a good rain for various reasons.
45. People who get wet get wet, but the rain can't get into their hearts. He who hides from the rain can't hide from the heart rain.
It won't stop raining just because you didn't bring an umbrella today.
47. Fortunately, it rained just after I entered the company. Ha ha ha ha, am I lucky without an umbrella? Wow, the company breakfast is really delicious.
It's windy and rainy. It's all mud. ...
49. I didn't bring my umbrella when it rained. I think getting wet in the rain is really embarrassing and irritating.
50, a person in another city, let go of no one to talk to. No one sends an umbrella in rainy days, and it is a person's life to get used to going anywhere. good night
5 1, since we are lovelorn, we must give up, and it is impossible to get back the broken kite.
52. When a fool is moved, he always likes to say: It's raining.
I like rainy days, but I don't like rainy days when no one gives me an umbrella.
You say you like rain, but when it rains, you hold an umbrella. You say you are windy, but when it is windy, you close the window.
I can't guarantee that it won't rain in your world, but I brought an umbrella.
56. There is no need to feel sad and lonely because there is no umbrella in rainy days … because I am ready when the sun comes out …
57. leave I was tired, so I let go.
58. I missed you when I heard the most lovely sentence "Is it raining there?" "No" "I suddenly felt that it was going to rain there, and I was worried that you didn't bring an umbrella."
59. The first time I came to power, someone missed it perfectly, and my mood was exactly the same as when I was a child.
60. He rewards you with money, so he is a good man; With flatterers, there are naturally people who love flatterers.
Tell me about people who didn't send umbrellas on rainy days.
I am used to walking in the rain because I know no one will give me an umbrella. If I don't want to catch a cold, I will save more for myself. If I am hungry, I will make do with it. Do not choose. In short, I am used to living alone.
Tell me about people who didn't send umbrellas on rainy days.
First, not every rainy day will send an umbrella. Thank the person who gave you an umbrella, and don't complain about the days when no one gave you an umbrella, because those are all wonderful experiences in your life ~
Second, this is an era when money can solve many problems. This is a very convenient time. You can ride a bike everywhere, rent an umbrella with a deposit, and there are convenience stores everywhere. Even if no one gives you an umbrella on such a rainy day, you have n ways to go home without relying on anyone!
Thirdly, I thought I had grown up a lot. Today, I found that I was still the sentimental ghost who cried when no one gave me an umbrella on rainy days.
It is said that it is best to have an umbrella bearer in rainy days, and I'd better work overtime when there is no umbrella bearer.
Children who don't give umbrellas in rainy days can only take umbrellas by feeling. I didn't get wet when I felt something was wrong occasionally.
6. When it rains, it is time to eat dog food. However, as lucky as I am, no one sent an umbrella out, and the rain stopped.
How many emotions have we hidden? Disdain to please interpersonal relationships, do not seek benefits and avoid potential, and long for time for independent thinking. Later generations will still be sad when they are separated. No one hates proper stimulation and yearns for loneliness. No one wants to bear loneliness. On rainy days, we go by ourselves, thinking about who will send the umbrella. We will live with others forever.
Eight, I am so cute! It thunders on rainy days! Why didn't anyone give me an umbrella?
I heard you met someone you like. Wish you all the best. I will never worry that no one will give you an umbrella on rainy days! lovely
10. Don't complain why no one gives you an umbrella when it rains, and don't expect others to give you an umbrella. How can you take care of others if you can't even take care of yourself? Don't expect others to be nice to you, because every good thing has a home.
Eleven, it suddenly rained, and the school gate was full of parents who came to pick up their children. It feels so warm! Reminds me of those rainy days in primary school and junior high school. No matter how heavy the rain is, I go home alone in the rain. Nobody answered and nobody gave me an umbrella. Later, I got used to it. Even if it rains, I won't look outside the school gate.
Twelve, wet rainy days, missed my bus, a person did not bring an umbrella. No one sent an umbrella. Too bad, too bad (╯ ╰)
Thirteen, when you find that you need your own backpack in the street, when you go home and find that you have forgotten your keys, when you find that there is no umbrella at all in rainy days, when you find that you are sick or have to take care of yourself, when you find that you are going to a strange place with navigation, when you find yourself lonely and bored, you can only listen to music and watch movies. ...
Fourteen, no one sent an umbrella on rainy days, and I don't feel lonely. A person's loneliness, lightning and thunder night, you can grit your teeth, not terrible.
Fifteen, the first performance on stage, someone missed it perfectly, and the mood was exactly the same as that of a rainy day when I was a child. . .
Sometimes it's good to miss someone, except that you can't lift heavy objects, you're sick and nobody takes care of you, and no one gives you an umbrella in rainy days, and everyone else can cope. Two people together are more or less contradictory, and this kind of upset is really unbearable compared with the three points mentioned above.
Dear, in their busy city, when it rains, if no one braves the rain to send you an umbrella, remember to bring an umbrella when you go out;
18. I have an umbrella in my bag all day, so don't worry about no one delivering it in rainy days. I know it's raining in your city, but I don't have the courage to ask. Even if you don't take me, I can't send it to you. I love my good night.
Take an umbrella every day. I'm afraid no one will send an umbrella on rainy days. I wear headphones every day for fear of being too lonely in the crowd.
Twenty, I came back on a rainy day, so sad that no one gave me an umbrella.
Twenty-one, there is a kind of love: I give you an umbrella in rainy days, and there is a kind of happiness: no one gives an umbrella, and the rain stops when I walk on the road.
Twenty-two, lost contact with the object for many days. The devil asks you to be kind to Mr. Han in March. If you have nothing to do at work, you will ponder over all kinds of new refills. I miss you more when it rains, because no one picks me up and gives me an umbrella, so I have to go home in the rain.
I don't want to wait for the rain to stop, so I choose to walk in the rain, just like you are the best, and neither you nor I are the best. Thank you for suffering for so long.
It suddenly began to rain outside the window. When I was brushing the space, I found that my classmates were asking if anyone had given me an umbrella. I thought about it. Will people who come to school to give me an umbrella in rainy days still give me an umbrella? I am far away, and she is in her hometown!
Twenty-five, there is always an umbrella on the right side of his schoolbag. It rained that day, and I envy my foresight. The senior just said faintly that no one gave you an umbrella because of the rainy day. Suzhou is a water city, and even the water in the air can be squeezed out. But I don't have the habit of carrying an umbrella, because I always thought it would stop raining or it would be cool to run in the rain. But now I will take an umbrella, because it may rain all the time, and you may get sick.
Twenty-six, when no one gives you an umbrella in rainy days, you should take an umbrella. When nobody picks you up, don't buy too many things when you go to the supermarket alone. Of course, there is nothing to be afraid of. It's when it rains and you buy too many things.
Let's talk about WeChat without an umbrella when it rains.
1. I'm not afraid of catching a cold or anything when it rains. I'm afraid the rain will wash away my double eyelid stickers.
The person you love won't love you because you love him.
Man, as long as you feel uncomfortable, you can cry when you go out in the rain without an umbrella.
I got up and looked at it. There was no umbrella downstairs, and it began to rain downstairs. . . I didn't bring my umbrella. . . cry
It's raining today without an umbrella. If you don't have an umbrella, you don't. Anyway, you didn't. If you are wet, you are wet. Anyway, you must wash your hair today.
6. I heard the cutest sentence: I miss you. Is it raining there? No, I suddenly thought it would rain there, and I was worried that you didn't bring an umbrella.
7. It rains without an umbrella after work, and autumn rain breeds and spreads. Let's go when the rain stops. Don't leave until you stop.
8. It is raining in your city. I really want to ask you if you have an umbrella, but I don't, because I'm afraid you say no, but I can't do anything, just like I love you but I can't accompany you.
9. It's raining, and I don't have an umbrella. Are you going to fall? I'm leaving right away.
10, can't it be so tragic? It happened to rain when I came out? Run without an umbrella.
1 1, I feel sorry for myself. I arrived in state a late, and now it's raining, and I don't have an umbrella. . .
12, I didn't bring my umbrella when it rained. I think getting wet in the rain is really embarrassing and irritating.
13, it's raining, I don't have an umbrella. Oh, the rain is sleepy.
14, once, you said, it rained without an umbrella? I will bring one more in the future. If you forget, just ask me for it.
15, I always take an umbrella when it doesn't rain recently, and I don't take an umbrella when it rains.
16, it rained yesterday, and I didn't bring my umbrella. I have a good memory today and brought an umbrella. As a result, it didn't rain today, but it rained directly
17, long-distance love is like it's raining here, so I'm worried about whether it's raining there, but I'm afraid to ask you because I'm afraid I won't have an umbrella for you when it rains.
18, I can't guarantee that it won't rain in your world, but I brought an umbrella.
19, good luck today. Hardly had I entered the company when it began to rain. Ha ha ha ha, am I lucky without an umbrella? Wow, the company breakfast is really delicious.
20. It's raining in the city, so I get anxious when I take a taxi without an umbrella.
2 1, be sure to bring an umbrella in the future. Rain or shine, I will run faster without it. May I have a lamp in the dark and an umbrella in the rain in the future.
22. I can't remember how many times I climbed onto the roof and waited for the rain. I'm not afraid of dark clouds. I'm afraid you didn't bring an umbrella when it rained.
23. It's raining. I don't have an umbrella. I am soaked to the skin. Ha ha.
24, dark clouds, dark clouds, slow down the rain, I don't have an umbrella.
It won't stop raining just because you didn't bring an umbrella today.
It doesn't rain with an umbrella every day. It rained cats and dogs today. Without it, this is my good luck in my life. . . . The world should not meet my bad luck again.
27. It's raining. I want to ask if you have an umbrella, but I'm afraid someone will open it for you
28. It's raining in my city, and I don't have an umbrella.
29. I'd like to tell you, but I want to know if your umbrella is still there.
30. Will I forget again and again? So I can come to you again and again.
3 1, I am so lucky. Every time it rains without an umbrella, someone asks me if I want to take an umbrella together.
I collected 58 sad sentences and felt heartbroken on rainy days without umbrellas.
My heart ached without an umbrella in the rainstorm (I) 1. There is a song that will make me unconsciously think of someone, shed inexplicable tears, or be moved by a song because I miss or love someone.
You have been strangers since the day you broke up with him, and you will never say hello again!
I'm not as strong as I thought, but I can't find a place for cowardice to rest.
4. How many people change from fat to thin, from love to hate, from simplicity to depravity for the other half.
When I think of what happened when I was a child, I feel really naive.
6. Memories will only make people more heartbroken. Entanglement will only make people more painful.
7. You are just willing to gamble, and you are willing to lose for that person.
8. Happiness is for you, and loneliness is for yourself.
9. It needs two people's consent when it is clearly added, but only one person wants to delete it.
10. Can you stop loving? Love hurts so much. I'm dying of pain, but I can't give up.
1 1. Some stories don't have to be told to everyone, and some sorrows don't have to be understood by everyone.
12. There is a Hua Zhong in everyone's heart, which is more beautiful than torrential rain but inhuman. This Hua Zhong is locked in loneliness.
13. I gave my heart, so please don't make me sad.
14. People are very complicated and their mood is also very complicated. Everything in life is not what we want. I sincerely hope that people around me will not live with masks, and there will be no intrigue in life, but this is impossible. Helpless or helpless, let it go with the wind.
15. Past love, leaving scars that can't be healed for a lifetime.
16. Shake out a sad pendant. In a box that doesn't belong to it, so do I.
17. Only after experiencing pain can we better measure whether we love or not! Is it persistence? It's over!
18. The real abandonment will not be publicized, but will be gradually disconnected.
19. If you understand: When I smile, just hold my hand and smile at me; When I cry, it is enough to lend me a shoulder and accompany me quietly; When I am wronged, give me a hug and let me be weak only in front of you. Be tolerant when you are willful, because it is you, so I am willful to you. The whole world can't understand. What can I say if you don't understand?
A sad sentence that broke my heart without an umbrella on rainy days (Chapter 2) 20. If I have seen the world you have seen and walked the road you have traveled, will I be closer to you?
2 1. Please treat me as a song. When your sky loses its color, it may be happier to abandon everything. Life is like a river.
22. The most painful feeling is not lovelorn. But when I gave up my heart, I was cheated.
23. Stop fooling around. One person's efforts can't maintain the relationship between two people. You are busy approaching, and he is busy leaving.
24. The real loneliness is in the crowd. When you face many familiar faces, you suddenly lose your language. That's the real loneliness, as deep as drowning in the blue ocean, unable to breathe.
25. Love means that you never have to say you are sorry.
26. This Jianghu is as lonely as snow, and teenagers get old before they grow up.
27. Once a broken heart reaches its limit, it will take a long time to heal incompletely.
28. You can say 1000 words of I love you in your mouth and 10000 words of I hate you in your heart!
29. The most uncomfortable time in my heart is to tell you a lot, ignore me and say good night, and you will immediately return to good night.
30. I know I am not a good recorder, but I like to look back on the road I have traveled more than anyone else. I kept looking back, stopped, and then time left me and rushed forward with a bang.
3 1. I am afraid that others like you, and I am more afraid that you like others.
32. When men have cigarettes and beer, they have stories. If a woman has money and looks, there will be tragedy!
33. I finally reached the age of knowing how to cherish, but I just left everything behind.
34. Some people meet only once in their lives. Some people, leaving once is farewell. If parting always comes, then love each other seriously when you are still together.
35. [Lonely night, let the heart say goodbye to love] The night is deep and quiet, but the heart gets up early, and the memory will always fall quietly in the middle of the night with heartbreak and pain. Sometimes I really don't understand why happiness was still there yesterday, but we are separated today. This feeling is suffocating. Although love is gone, my heart is still there. Since everything is doomed to be irreparable, since a short meeting is doomed to give up, let my heart and love say goodbye for the last time.
36. You finally chose to give up and delete me from your world without leaving a trace.
A little light in the middle of the night is the traveler's last hope. They are the eyes of wolves! The sun; Moon; Has been alternating. Sunshine; Moonlight; There are so many absurdities in their light, so my smile is cruel.
38. Don't let yourself be full of grievances at the most beautiful time.
A sad sentence (3) that breaks my heart without an umbrella on rainy days. Falling in love with you is to add some lotus seed soup to a cup of light tea, drink it in one gulp when the water boils, let the strong bitterness spread freely, burn your heart to the point of sadness, and silently accept all the pain.
40. You were a dream of mine, but it disappeared in a flash.
4 1. For a long time, I always listened to a song over and over again, and became extraordinarily quiet, watching my tumbling thoughts until I heard tears and fatigue.
42. I want to make a phone call and open the phone book, but I don't know who to call.
43. Don't cry, sigh or moan; Sorrow can't call back the lost time. Life-long love is not vigorous love, nor is it a promise or oath. But when everyone has abandoned you, only he is silently accompanying you. Don't be depressed by your lover's silence and incomprehension, because time will tell you-the more common companionship, the longer.
44. Actually, I'm fine alone. I have no troubles or obstacles, just a little lonely.
45. You will meet many women and I will meet many men. As you said, you and I will never be us.
46. People sleep when they are tired, and giggle when they are tired.
47. A man cries because he really loves him. The woman cried because she really gave up. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.
48. I am crazy, I have been intoxicated by sweet words, and my whole body is shattered.
49. Woman, you don't need to make yourself so embarrassed. Love is not asking you to lower your dignity. Your parents treat you as a treasure, not to make you feel wronged.
50. In a word: Sorry, you have no authority. How many hearts are broken ...
5 1. At first, I thought it was because you were getting better and better. Finally, when I become a hundred times stronger than before, it's not you around me.
52. The world is in chaos, except for you, all the prosperity is the background. This play is played with life, and it is rare to have this agreement. This love only means something to you and me.
53. Blush, emerald, crimson, propping up a bright and warm clear sky.
54. The saddest thing in life is that you can't go back to the past and change the reality, but you just have a nostalgic heart.
55. Don't dare to like anyone again, for fear of hurting yourself by loving too much, being liked by anyone again, being taken seriously, and suffering.
I want to give you happiness, but I can't enter your world. I want to trade my whole world for a ticket to your world, but that's just my wishful thinking. My world, you don't care; Your world, I was exiled. I really like you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.
57. Is our love brave, clear and strong, just like the branches in the northern winter, only frosted with moss, and time passes?
58. I began to like myself. I wasn't hurt at that time, and I wouldn't cry.
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