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Translation of Ming Taizu's Miscellanies
Volume four hundred and ninety-five Miscellaneous Notes III
Yuwen Cui Xiaosong Zou Fengchi Gao Lishi Wang Wei
Shi Siming Dou Gu Runzhou Louqiu is Li Peiji Baozhen Yang Zhijian.
Yuwen Rong Xuanzong appointed Yuwen Rong as the ambassador of Kuanda, and he was willing to be reckless. Those who don't care a little will be falsely accused. Mimi thinks Lu Cong is willing to buy fields extensively.
Garden with hundreds of hectares of land. The emperor's esteem also depends on the number of people; Moreover, the family looked forward to the official marriage and prospered for a while, so the emperor also emphasized it.
Sin, but my eyes are willing to be loyal to Tian Weng. From wanting to spend less time with my family to defining the classics. Often from the five products, third-class policy, awarded Xia county commandant. self-consciousness
I have only been an assistant minister in the official department for ten years. From the official department to the assistant minister, only seven months. (From Ming Taizu's Miscellaneous Notes)
Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty appointed Yuwen Rong as the ambassador of Kuanda. Yuwen Rong was more indulgent and detached from his own people. He must
Flattery and slander. He secretly reported to the emperor that Lu Congyuan had bought many fields and manors, with hundreds of hectares of land.
The emperor usually attaches great importance to Lu Congyuan and relies heavily on him as prime minister many times. Moreover, he is a well-known family and widely intermarried with official families.
For a time, the family was extremely rich, and the emperor dared not say that he was guilty easily, but only regarded Lu Congyuan as an eventful person.
The old man in the field. Lu Congyuan lived in Xiangzhou when he was a child. He has taken five Ming Jing exams, and the countermeasure exam was ranked third.
He served as a county commandant in Xia county, and it was only ten years from Kao Ming to being an assistant minister in the official department. From the official to the official assistant.
Lang, it's only been seven months
Among the treasures of the Song Dynasty, Song is an envoy of Anxi, controlling thousands of miles, which is extremely threatening. So, I sang: "Big Dipper!"
Gao and Ge brought knives at night. Tubo has always been built by killing ("building" the original "policy", according to Chen's school reform). "Time difference?
As we all know (the word "know" was originally missing, according to Chen's school supplement), it is worthy of Yang's exclusive right to sell goods. Will he stay?
In return, pay for taking bribes. John continued to play ("changed into" the original ",modified according to Chen's school), knowing that John was sincere and afraid of seeking national loyalty.
Pull it out. Guo Zhong was an imperial adviser and envoy, serving as a special envoy for the South and the West. If you do this, you will be the first person to resign. John ordered his men to sit in court and count.
Kill with a stick, and then fight again. The emperor gave the bodies, which made John execute one hundred bodies. (out of "dry grinding")
During the Tianbao period, Ge served as our Anxi ambassador and controlled places thousands of miles away from Fiona Fang. He was very powerful and famous, so the northwest.
The frontier fortress people praised him and said, "Beidou is hanging high in the sky, and Ge Hanshu killed all the Tubo people with a knife at night and rebuilt."
Two moats. "At that time, it was known that the military forces made a trip to Beijing, and they were catching up with Yang's authoritarian bribery and taking over.
Stay in Beijing and pay bribes to Yang. Song came to report, knowing that Song came.
Afraid, Yang asked to be promoted and appointed, and Yang asked to be the post of an ancient scholar.
After the power of attorney was issued, Zhang Zhuo went to Ge's place to say goodbye to him, and Ge ordered his men to take him to court.
Next, he listed his crimes, killed Zhang Zhuo with a board, and then reported it to the emperor. The emperor took Zhang Zhuo's body.
I gave it to Ge Hanshu, who gave him a hundred lashes.
Cui's disciples in Liyuan are Hu Chu and You Chengen who are good at playing flute. Cui of Luoyang has entered the forbidden area. When Xuanzong was away, he was entrusted.
He is in charge of other things. His name is Yin Fu, and Hu Xiao is on the side. He pointed to it and said, "May I beg this?" Yin Fu said to him, "Your Majesty's words are a contempt for me.
People who value music are also invited to retire. "Goodbye. Xuanzong suddenly said, "I play with Qing." Then ordered to drag out, to the door, stand still.
Insist on killing. Suddenly, it was released and it died. I gave you a hundred silks. (From Supplement to National History)
One of the disciples in the Liyuan was a young Ren Hu, who was very good at playing the flute and was especially loved by the emperor. He once violated Cui's Luoyang order.
Then he ran into the forbidden palace. Tang Xuanzong asked him to do something else at any time. Once I asked Cui to ask questions, young Hu
People are nearby, and Tang Xuanzong pointed to the young conference semifinals and said, "Can you get this person away from you?" Cui Yinfu replied:
"Your majesty's remarks, it is contempt for ministers, value musicians. I ask you to remove me from my office. " Bye, bye. Let's leave now. Tang Xuanzong was very anxious.
Busy said: "I am joking with you." He ordered people to drag the young conference semifinals out, take them to the door, and then immediately kill them with sticks.
Male ... After a while, the emperor ordered his release, and he was already dead. So he gave Cui a hundred silks.
Emperor Xuanzong of filial piety attached importance to Su Xiang and wanted to rely on him and treat his ministers with courtesy, which was different from his ministers. The day before I want to die, keep a secret, but I don't want to.
Let the left and right know. Night Ai was ordered by Cao Cao to visit the courtiers and said, "Who will stay in the outer court?" He lit a candle and made a phone call. Zhizezhong Bookstore
Xiao Song, a man, gave songs and made books out of grass in the name of Xiang. Established, its word says: "national treasure." Find three or four, just call it Song.
He said, "You are the son of Rose. I don't want to denounce his father's name, but I want to publish it. " I still ordered the screen and Song in my account to be removed, and Song was ashamed to flow.
Sweat, the pen can't be put down for a long time. When you think about moving in the world, you must be precise, and you won't feel the front seat. Unexpectedly, he changed his mouth: "National treasure.
Bag. "He is not easy at all. Song retreated, threw the grass on the ground and said, "Nothing has ears." (Song grew up with a lot of stubble, so there is a reason.
Name. ) around. Hearing this, he stood up and covered his mouth and said, "Song was not a talented man, but a person and a minister. There is no comparison. The preface is a script.
ear "God's will, so also. (From Ming Taizu's Miscellaneous Notes)
Su Xiang was once highly valued by Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, and he was prepared to rely heavily on him as prime minister, treat him with courtesy, ask for advice, and use all the big ones.
Ministers are very different. The day before he was appointed Prime Minister, the emperor acted in secret and didn't want people around him to know until dark.
I didn't find anyone to write until the evening passed. The emperor asked his courtiers, "Who lives in the outer court?" Send someone to make a phone call with a candle,
When I arrived, it was Xiao Song, a bookkeeper in China. The emperor gave Su Xiang's name to Xiao Song to draft a book. After you finish writing, go to school.
There is a saying: "the treasure of the country." The emperor thought about it three or four times and said to Song, "Su Xiang is Su Gui's son, and I don't want to stand.
Use his father's taboo, you correct it for me. "In this way, the emperor let people withdraw from the curtain for the use of Song. Xiaosongshan
I was ashamed and sweaty with fear, and I couldn't write for a long time. The emperor felt that Xiao Song thought for a long time and must be very accurate.
Later, I went to Xiao Song's desk to have a look, and only changed the "national treasure", and nothing else changed. Xiao Song quit.
Later, the emperor threw his draft paper on the ground and said, "It's really white and beautiful." The people around you burst into laughter.
Let's go Hearing this, the emperor quickly stood up and covered his mouth and said, "Although Xiao Song is not good at talent, no one can match him."
Yes, that was a joke. "The emperor silently observed and identified, and looked at people with his mind.
Chen Huaiqing Chen Huaiqing, a native of Lingnan, has 100 ducks. After removing manure from duck pens, there is light rot in the manure, so try to remove it with basin water and sand.
Get twelve taels of gold. It's where Kun eats. At the foot of the mountain behind the house, there is bran gold in the soil, which has lost several thousand pounds. When people didn't know, Qing was very rich.
Wuzhou secretariat official. (from "In and Out")
Chen Huaiqing, a native of Lingnan, has raised more than 100 ducks. Later, the duck manure in the duck pen was cleared, and there was brilliant light in the manure. Just try it.
You can get twelve taels of gold by washing duck manure in a basin like sand. I went to see the place where ducks feed, at the foot of the mountain behind the house.
There is placer gold in the soil, and several kilograms of gold can be obtained after melting. Nobody knew at that time. Chen Huaiqing became a millionaire,
Be an official in Wuzhou and be a secretariat.
To the east of the south gate of Huaidefang in Xijing, Zou Fengchi, a wealthy businessman, has a hunchback and looks like a camel. Qi home furnishing
Rich, countless treasures, frequent contacts with nobles, housing gardens, all over the sea. Everything in all directions has been collected, although it is in ancient white, but it is not.
Yes, it is. His male and female servants, luxurious food and utensils are all amazed at the moment. Taste because of marrying a woman, invited courtiers to watch the ceremony.
Seats and thousands of guests. I plan to pay the bill at night, which is extremely gorgeous. Moreover, the girl will go out, surrounded by maids, and then she will continue to wear pearls and emeralds and hang women's slippers, which is particularly beautiful.
Beauty, show it to hundreds of people. Everyone was shocked and didn't know who the bride was. I also tried to meet Emperor Gaozong and asked the city to make an estimate of the silk in the middle of Nanshan.
Horses. Ziyun: "The mountain is poor and the trees are exhausted, but the minister is not exhausted." Although things can't be done, they will eventually be recited by the world. After the sin flowed to Guazhou, it was forgiven.
And the pawn, the children and grandchildren are poor. There are also Wang Yuanbao people who are playful when they are old, and they all know when they go in and out of the city. People think that Qian Wen has the word Yuanbao,
Because money is called bachelor, time is full. (Out of Xijing Collection)
Furthermore, Xuanzong called Wang Yuanbao and asked him how much furniture he had. He said to him, "please give me a silk, which belongs to your majesty's Nanshan tree."
When the mountains are poor and the trees are exhausted, I am not poor. "Xuanzong and the Yuan Dynasty Palace, overlooking Nanshan, saw a white dragon crossing the mountain. Ask left and right, and see nothing.
Wang Yuanbao was called to ask him, and Yuanbao said, "I saw a white thing lying on the top of the mountain. I can't tell its shape." The left and right officials said, "Why?
I didn't see you? Xuanzong said, "I heard that wealth can be your enemy. I am expensive in the world, and I am rich in the world, so I look. " (Go out
"unique record")
In the east of the south gate of Huaidefang in Xijing, there is a wealthy businessman named Zou Fengchi. His shoulders are very high and his back is bent like a camel.
He walks the camel. His family is very rich, with countless gold, silver and jewels, and he often works with dignitaries, luxury shops and
The world is full of houses with gardens, and he bought goods from all directions, even in ancient times.
But he ... his male and female servants all wore brocade clothes to eat delicious food, and the utensils they used were amazing at that time.
Something different. On one occasion, because of her daughter's marriage, court officials were invited to a wedding banquet, and thousands of guests came to celebrate.
People, at night, also provide a tent to rest, gorgeous to the extreme. When the girl came out soon, a group of maids gathered around.
Looking at her, they are all wearing a renewed front and pearls, and bowed their heads and took small steps. Especially gorgeous, there are hundreds of people. Everyone was shocked, no
I know which is the bride. He once visited Emperor Gaozong and asked to buy a tree in Zhong Nanshan. The price of a tree is a horse.
Silk, he himself said, "all the trees on the mountain are sold out, and my silk can't be used up." Although it was not implemented, it finally spread all over the world.
Recite. Later, he was exiled to Guazhou because of his crime, and he came back with Amnesty. After his death, his descendants were poor. There is also a man named Wang Yuan.
People who cherish it like telling jokes when they are old. They are known when they enter and leave the market. Because people have the word "ingot" on their money, because
And called money "Wang Lao". This statement was widely circulated at that time.
There is also a saying that Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty once summoned Wang Yuanbao and asked him how many possessions he had. He replied, "Please use one.
Silk binds a tree, binds the trees on your majesty's Nanshan, and all the trees on Nanshan are bound. My silk is not only. "Xuanzong to contain yuan again.
Temple, overlooking Nanshan, I saw a white dragon walking between the two mountains. Ask people around, and they all say they haven't seen it. Tell someone to call quickly.
When Wang Yuan Bora asked him, Wang Yuanbao said, "I saw a white thing lying across the top of the mountain. I can't see it clearly." emperor
The distinguished minister in the world asked the emperor, "Why can't we see it?" Xuanzong said, "I heard that the richest people.
I am the most distinguished person in the world, and Wang Yuanbao is the richest person in the world, so I can see that. "
Gao Lishi and Gao Lishi both condemned Wu Zhou and Shan (the original "Shan Zhou" of "Zhou Shan" was changed according to the copy of the Ming Dynasty) and Gu Duo, but people didn't eat it. force
Scholars feel it because of poetry. "Two Beijing works (the original" Five Works ",according to Chen's revision) were all sold in gold, and no one picked them in Wuxi. eliminate
Although summer is different, the smell will not change. "Then forgive, back to Wuxi, tao met sergeant kaiyuan feather Lin, sit in lingnan. stop
When I visited the old days, I realized that the emperor was tired of this world. Lux looked north and cried, vomiting blood and died. (From Ming Taizu's Miscellaneous Notes)
After Gao Lishi was banished to Wuzhou, many shepherd's purse grew in the valley there, but people didn't eat it. Gao Lishi is very
Feeling this, I wrote a poem to express my heart: "I sold it by the catty in Xi and Luoyang, but no one picked it in Wuxi." Although people
But there is a difference between easy and summer, and the taste of shepherd's purse will not change anywhere. "Since then, he met an amnesty, so he returned to Wu's road.
I met a sergeant of Yulin Army in Kaiyuan era who was demoted to Lingnan for committing a crime. Stop and ask the old man.
Yes, don only knows that he has passed away. Gao Lishi looked at the north and cried loudly, vomiting blood and dying.
At the end of Wang Wei's Tianbao, thieves trapped the two capitals, plundering civil and military courtiers, Huangmen imperial secretary and musicians. Get hundreds of people at a time and fight hard with the soldiers.
Wei, sent people to Luo ("Luo" originally for "Wei", according to the Ming Dynasty Codex. ) yang. There are also people who have fled to the valley, but the pawn can be caught and chased.
Give a crown. Lushan paid special tribute to the musicians and asked for a visit. On the tenth day, he collected hundreds of apprentices in the pear garden, and a group of thieves rallied because of the meeting.
Bichi, there are dozens of fake officials at the banquet. Chen Da's treasures are listed before and after. Since the music was set, the old people in the pear garden have cried with sadness.
Go down. Group antagonism is exposure and threat, but sadness cannot be overcome. Those who have musicians like Lei Haiqing throw their instruments on the ground and wail in the west. Anti-party
It was Christina who was tied up in the racetrack so that he could explain to the public. Everyone who heard it was hurt. Wang Weishi was detained as a thief in Bodhi Buddhist Temple. When he heard about it, he gave it to him.
The poem says: "Every family is sad and crazy, when will the officials get angrier?" . Autumn leaves enter the palace and orchestral strings are played in the pool. "(get out
Ming Taizu Miscellaneous Notes)
At the end of Tianbao, the rebels captured Xi 'an and Luoyang, and captured the court officials, military commanders, eunuchs and palace rooms everywhere.
Women, musicians and cavalry. Every time hundreds of people are arrested, they are closely guarded with weapons and sent to Luoyang. Some people even fled to the valley,
But in the end, he was chased and persecuted, and he was given an official hat and official uniform. An Lushan attached great importance to musicians and was anxious to visit them. 10.
In recent years, I have arrested hundreds of disciples in the pear garden. The thieves then held a grand party in Ningbichi to entertain dozens of officials appointed by the rebels.
A large number of rare treasures stored by people and emperors were displayed and listed back and forth. After the music was finished, the original musicians in the pear garden
I sighed unconsciously and watched each other cry one by one. The thief threatened them with a knife in his hand, but they couldn't stop anyone.
Sadness. A musician named Qing threw his musical instrument on the ground and cried bitterly at the west. The traitor tied Xue Haiqing to the theater.
In fact, eight pieces were removed for public display. No one heard it but cried. Wang Wei was arrested by rebels at Bodhi Buddhist Temple.
When he heard about it, he wrote a poem saying, "When will the officials get angrier when everyone is sad?" . Autumn leaves of Sophora japonica fall in vain in the palace,
Ning Bichi plays orchestra. "
Shi Siming and An Lushan were defeated, and Shi Siming followed suit. As far away as Du Dong, I met a ripe cherry, and my son is in Hebei. I wanted to keep it, so I went with him because I wrote a poem. poetic sentiment
As a cloud says, "A cage of cherries is half red and half yellow. Half with Wang Huai. Half a week. " Poetry, praise it all around.
Yue: Your poems are great. If you can say' half a week pregnant with the king', the word' yellow' will be a little more stable. "Siming da
Angry: "How can my son live under Zhou Zhi?" Siming drove to Yongning County and was killed by his son Chaoyi. Siming said, "kill me.
Too early, Lushan still spread to the eastern capital, but Ji (the original "letter" of Ji, according to the manuscript of Ming History) also. Simingzi fake seal
Wang, Zhou Zhi is his Fu Ye. (From "Lu Zhitian")
After the Anshi Rebellion failed, Shi Siming continued to rebel and defected to Luoyang, the eastern capital. Just as the cherry was ripe, Shi Siming's son was in the river.
North, he wanted to send a cherry to his son, so he wrote a poem and sent it with him. The poem says, "A cage of cherries is half red and half white.
Huang, half with Wang Huai, half with Zhou Zhi. After the poem was written, people around him praised him and said, "This poem by Gong Ming is not right.
Chang Hao, if we say that half is given to Zhou Zhi and half to Wang Huai, it is consistent with the phonology of the word "yellow" above. "Shi Siming
He said angrily, "Why is my son behind Zhouzhi?" Shi Siming came all the way to Yongning County and was defeated by his son Shi Chao.
Easy to kill. Shi Siming said, "You killed me too early. An Lushan can still come to Du Dong, but why are you in such a hurry?"
And then what? "Shi Siming's son was named Wang Huai by the puppet regime, and Zhou Zhi was his son's teacher.
From Dou Gu to the beginning of Germany, the Anshi Rebellion caused great famine in Hedong. Fifteen miles in the wasteland gave birth to a bean valley, which was swept back to life overnight and got about five or six thousand stones. that
It's really round and beautiful, and everyone depends on it. (from Biography)
In the early years of Zhide, during the Anshi Rebellion, there was a great famine east of the Yellow River. There is a fifteen-mile-long wasteland, and there is a bean valley in the field, which is swept at night.
After getting up and taking it back, it was born in the field again. About five or six thousand Dou Shi Valley. That bean is round, tender and delicious.
Beauty, people live by it.
Runzhou Building is located in the south corner of Runzhou, and it is called Long Live Building. When the custom building is uploaded, the secretariat will die, and if it dies, it will fall. Kaiyuan has been there before, in order to run the state.
Wei Meng ("Meng" was originally a "shop", according to the Ming transcript). Dong Wan is an interviewer in Jiangdong and has been living in this state. It was foggy during the day.
Out, the secretariat are afraid of chaos, melancholy to death. In the dry garden, smoke suddenly came out in broad daylight, circling for more than a foot and straightening for several feet. There are officials
If you look closely, you will see that its smoke comes out from the gap in the corner of the building. If you look carefully, it is a mosquito. There is a well downstairs. There is no water in the well, and it is dark.
And deep, after the bug, it is divided into blades and the like, and the color is black and small. Every night, it comes out of the gap and goes up in droves. Look at the cigarette from a distance and hold it in your hand.
That is, the ears of gnats. Since then, knowing right and wrong, the secretariat has no worries. (out of "doubt")
In the south corner of Runzhou, there is a building called Long Live Building. According to the secular legend, if there is smoke upstairs, the secretariat will die, or it will be killed.
Before the Kaiyuan period, Runzhou was considered to be a fierce city. Dong Wan worked as an interviewer in Jiangdong and once lived in Runzhou. It was broad daylight.
Smoke came out, and the secretariat was worried and scared, embarrassed, and depressed to death. In the first year of drought, it was suddenly broad daylight again.
Smoke appeared, more than a foot thick and several feet high. An official looked at the smoke nearby, which came from a crack in the corner of the building.
Here it is. A closer look at the smoke turned out to be a mosquito. There is a well downstairs. There is no water in the well. It's dark and deep here, and there are many midges.
Insects and spiders are black and small. Whenever the sun is shining at night, mosquitoes come out of the cracks and form.
A group of people fly upwards and look like smoke from a distance. You can tell by holding it in your hand that it is a mosquito and a gnat. From then on, I knew there was a mistake, the Secretariat.
There is nothing to worry about.
Qiu gave him half of his salary in order to get him back to China to be an official. Since Ding Mu is in mourning, please observe the special envoy Han Kun. I think awarding officials.
Being an official is not doing business properly, and it is specially ordered to give it to Lu to support the minister with kindness. Can not be different from mourning ("different" original "righteousness", according to Chen school.
Change), life is still given. Only in spring and autumn, sheep wine is not straight. Although the program has no text, it is called compromise. (Out of Tan Bin.
Record ")
Qiu quit his job and went back to his hometown with half his salary. After catching up with his mother's death, the county magistrate didn't know if he should continue.
Give him a salary and ask the observer Han Kun for instructions. Han Wei thought that he had resigned and returned to his hometown, and he was not a director, so he specially ordered the county to give it to him.
Salary, in order to support the old minister, can not be changed during the funeral, ordered to provide salary as usual. Just sheep in spring and autumn
And wine. Although it is not written, it is called a good compromise.
Because Pei Yi and Zhu Ba were in chaos, Pei Yi and several people dressed as slaves and found the city. She looks like she's sleeping, so she calls herself licorice. "This number," said the guard.
Son, will be a slave. Such as licorice, there is no doubt. "(from the National History Supplement)
After Zhu Uprising, Pei Ji and several gentry dressed as slaves and asked to leave the city. Pei Ji is ugly and calls himself.
The guard named licorice essence said, "These people can't be slaves of others. Just like licorice, they will not get pregnant. "
Doubt. "
Li Bao Town, where Li Bao Town is located, is short of military resources and there is nothing to do. The appearance of an old monk greatly persuaded the people in the county. Bao Zheng said, "False peace."
Is it a way to help the army? "The monk said," not at all. He took Zhen and said, "You said you would worship and set yourself on fire some other day, so that you could make up for it. "
The house is connected with a tunnel. When a fire breaks out, it lurks. According to the transcripts of the Ming Dynasty. "Monks like it,
So I made a statement. Keep your virginity and accumulate salary and oil in the bow field. Because the seven-day Dojo, burning incense and lamps day and night, burning miscellaneous works and holding chastity also attracted monks to enter.
Tunnel, make it without a doubt. Monks are going to the altar to hold the stove and tell the public. Hold chastity to lead the subordinates and generals of the army and worship them. Use one's salary
Stone, piled up next to it. By a scholar and a woman. Give up hundreds of millions of dollars. At the end of seven days, firewood was sent to add fuel to the fire, and bells were rung to recite Buddha. keep real
Mi has sent someone to fill in the tunnel, and the monk's salary will be gray in an instant. Within a few days, the goods and wealth obtained from the book were transferred to the military treasury. Don't ask for so-called relics
Dozens of pills, tower, storage. (from "Shangshu Old Things")
Li Baozhen is guarding Luzhou, and the army lacks funds, so there is no good way. There was an old monk, and everyone in the county believed in him.
Li Baozhen then asked him, "Can you use the monk's way to provide military expenses?" The monk said, "Nothing.
You can't. "Bao-zhen li said," as long as you say which day you choose to set yourself on the court, I will dig a piece of land in the Thorn Mansion in advance.
The road and the stadium are connected. As soon as the fire burns, you will slip out of the tunnel. "The monk agreed to him happily. therefore
Spread the news in the agreed way. Li Baozhen ordered someone to pile firewood on the field to prepare grease, so he prepared it for him.
In the Seven-Day Dojo, lights were lit and incense was burned day and night, and Buddhist songs were sung. Bao-zhen li also led the monk in.
Observing in the tunnel made him not suspicious. The monk boarded the Buddhist altar, holding a censer and telling the audience about Buddhism. Li Baozhen leads the prison.
Soldiers, colleagues and officers, prostrating themselves under the altar, gave money casually and piled up beside it. Since then, scholars and women have also been constant.
Charity. Charity money can be more than one billion. Seven days after the Dojo was built, firewood was sent, oil was poured on it, and bells were rung to recite the Buddha.
Li Baozhen has secretly sent someone to fill the tunnel. In a short time, monks and firewood were reduced to ashes. A few days later, I registered.
Money is sent to the state treasury by car. In addition, dozens of Buddhist relics were found and a tower was built and stored in it.
Yan Zhenqing, a native of Yang Zhijian, is the secretariat of Fuzhou. Some people in this city like learning and live in poverty, while others in Yang Zhijian know nothing about learning. His wife didn't have much money and asked for it.
Books seek separation. Zhijian sent a poem saying, "I decided to be a teacher early, but today I have become a sideburns." I know it's too late to ask for something, and I'm willing to waste it.
Tao was born late. Chai Jin combed his new hair at will, and Luan Jing never combed it from him. Walking here is a passer-by, and you will go down the mountain when you meet. "His wife.
It is appropriate to hold a poem and pay attention to the public affairs of the country. Zhenqing told him, "Yang Zhijian is a Confucian, and his poems are very famous. Although the heart yearns for heights,
Family, I can't help it. I haven't met a fool's wife, but I stayed a lot. Pursue the missing wife and approve of good things; Specialized in buying the minister's wife,
Do not like lovers. Insulting the countryside and hurting morality, who will stop the floating noise if there is no punishment? A wife can get married at the age of twenty. Yang Zhijian xiu
Just, reimbursement of millet silks, still with the army. Philip Burkart listened and believed everything. "。 Naturally, she is a woman who dares to abandon her husband. (from "Cloud"
Xi youyi ")
When Yan Zhenqing was the secretariat of Fuzhou, there was a man named Yang Zhijian in the county, who loved to learn, but his family was poor and there were no villagers.
Know him. His wife asked him for a divorce because of lack of money. Yang Zhijian wrote a poem for her and said:
"At that time, I was determined to learn from my teacher earlier, but today I became a diaosi. Camel road governor is late, and waste road is late. Chai Jin is arbitrarily refreshed.
Fa, Luan Jing does not thrush from him. Walking here is a passer-by, and you will go down the mountain when you meet. "His wife took this poem and went to the state to do it.
Manage official documents for remarriage. Yan Zhenqing said in the official document of evaluation: "Yang Zhijian studied Confucianism very early, which is very rich."
Although I deeply admire my reputation as a poet who passed the imperial examination, I have never enjoyed any salary myself. His stupid wife
Look at him, he has never passed the exam, and he doesn't want to live with him anymore, and he doesn't want to help his husband like he lacks a wife.
In career; Women who just want to learn from Zhu Maichen hate and abandon their husbands. Bring shame to hometown and ruin moral education.
If you don't give a warning of punishment, how can you stop this frivolous behavior? A woman should play twenty boards and let her go.
Remarried Yang Zhijian scholar, funded his grain cloth to let him temporarily hold a position in the army ". People come from far and wide.
No one was unconvinced. Since then, no woman in Jiangbiao has dared to abandon her husband.
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