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Good night 2020: Many times, it has been brewing for a long time, but it is always unexpected.

1, appreciate the setbacks and hardships that life has brought you, because it will make you see something again, who is really treating you and who is pretending to treat you. You come from the stars.

If the person you love makes you cry, build a bridge and leave.

3. Who can catch love and not let it slip away? Who can stare at a person for years? People are too tired. To set them free is to set yourself free. You can go at any time, but I like being with you best; Loving you is like your destiny. If he can't let you go, then he is yours. I can't get rid of it if I want to.

4, good love is not tired, does not need deliberate maintenance, does not need to think too much about each other, it will naturally grow.

If you invest in a man in a woman's most important years, you will keep begging him not to leave you in the next few decades. If you invest in yourself, then in the remaining decades, you will successfully harvest the love that truly belongs to you.

6. There is no absolute failure in the game of feelings, only giving up in despair. As long as you don't give up, everyone will live a happy life, and so will you.

7. In the past, when I was in pain and sadness, I would cry, write a diary of thousands of words, and send a text message to someone saying that I would become like this because of you. Now, I will only squeeze out a perfunctory smile and say that I am fine.

8. There will always be things you don't like and have to do. Instead of facing them with suicidal feelings every time, it is better to form their habits. Accustomed to running, fitness, recording, alone. Habit can kill a person's aversion to things and make a person live in peace with the world. Just get used to it. Not helpless, but learn to be considerate of yourself. Liu Tong

9. You are close to him today, and what you say from your heart may become a sharp arrow for him to stab you in the future. I don't regret everything I have done, including blindfolding and trusting someone. One day, if ten thousand arrows go through the heart, I think. But remember, there is no forgiveness after injury.

10, we always wander between regretting what we did and regretting what we didn't do. Zhu Deyong

1 1. You like to spend money to find a career man, but you don't know that career men make money all their lives and rarely spend time with you. If you like traveling, find a traveler, but you don't know that travelers are always on the road and have no time to take care of their families. If you like romance, find a prodigal son, but you don't know that it is difficult for a prodigal son to be romantic to only one person. We always like to choose people with hobbies. Loveliness and kindness only account for a small part of our lives. After the hobbies are satisfied, the rest is distress. If you really want to choose, you might as well choose someone who can live.

12, I'm not afraid of being alone. I'm afraid that when I get used to being alone, someone will disturb everything for me.

13, buy clothes hard, not comfortable. I bought a skirt with a small waist, and I almost couldn't wear it after eating more rice. In order to wear it, you have to get up early to pick up your hair and wear high heels. You have to straighten your back when you walk, so as not to accidentally open the thread. The result is radiant and energetic. You're not seventeen or eighteen. Sneakers and T-shirts will only make you blush, but never make people feel glamorous.

14, the real wealth is not the number on the bank card, but the happy smile on your face.

15, the woman said to the married man: You should be with me, I have a beautiful appearance, enchanting posture and a distinguished family background! The man said: you don't really love me, otherwise you wouldn't push me to the role of a traitor. If I betray my family today because of you, I may betray you tomorrow because of greater temptation. Traitors are disgusting! Love is neither possessed nor possessed, and love can only be satisfied in love.

16, there are some things that are diligently sought after. Once you have them, you will feel dull.

17, it is painful to do what you don't want to do. Doing things that don't belong to you with a happy heart is wisdom. It's not enough to do what you want and feel helpless. You can do what you want with a happy heart, which is called happiness.

18, try to bear the painful fragments bravely, fight against the unfortunate experiences, tolerate the flaws in life, and live a sour and sweet life, so as not to be bored.

19, you love someone very much, but when all the disappointments accumulate to a critical point, even love is no longer wonderful.

20. A dream, without complaint or hatred, was taken away by imagination. Mu Xin

2 1, many times, it has been brewing for a long time, but it is always unexpected.

22. The right time to fall in love is when your mind is stable, not when you are lonely.

Dreams, no matter how vague, always lurk in our hearts, so that our mood will never be calm until these dreams come true. Lin Yutang

No matter what you have to face today, since you have reached this point, stick to it and give yourself some affirmation. You are stronger than you think.

When you are depressed and feel very difficult, you can close your eyes and imagine yourself. Ten years later, you are yourself, stay away from a distance and turn your head to see what you are experiencing. Practice like this, and you may feel calmer, knowing that all this will pass. Kevin Tsai

26. If a person thinks too highly of himself, he will be looked down upon by others; A person with low self-esteem will be respected by others. Deliberately raising yourself is a kind of guilty conscience, and deliberately belittling yourself will also be affected. A peaceful look, a sincere attitude and a generous attitude that doesn't care whether others think it is noble or not are the guarantee of a peaceful life. Mr.yu

27. Smart people often look a little silly, dull and respectful. People who are not very smart sometimes act a little strong, bright and powerful. Idiot has the ability to rob at any time, self-righteous.

28. Besides self-confidence and persistence, it is also important to learn to enjoy loneliness. Whether someone understands and sympathizes with your sadness or not, you should learn to communicate with yourself. Loneliness seems to be a person, but it is actually a communication between yourself and yourself. Loneliness is also called finding yourself. Liu Tong

29. Success in something that others despise is a great thing, because it proves that you have not only defeated yourself, but also defeated others.

30, the shortcomings of women, but also the greatest advantage, it is too easy to feel guilty! I have no children, I can't get married, I'm getting deformed every day, I don't spend enough time with my parents-in-law, I don't teach my children well, I work too much, I lose my family, I don't work, I'm out of touch with the world, because I feel responsible, and I sometimes feel very tired! Woman, sometimes you have to tell the world: shut the fuck up! Small s