Whoever writes a script for me can do anything for seven people.

Character sketch "Recruitment"

Performer:

Examiner: 1 (male) Played by:

Assistant examiner: 2 (female) plays: Assistant 1: Assistant 2:

Moderator: 1 (female) Played by:

Applicant: 3 (female) Actor: A: B: C:

Music lighting director+flower delivery girl:

Scene: Office, indoor, outdoor, with a damper in the middle, outside the door, a row of benches, inside and beside the door.

There is a chair in front of a row of desks. There is a chair in front of the desk.

Preparation before the opening ceremony: sit at the door and table with the examiner and two assistants.

Opening: Hosting the stage.

Moderator:

Ladies and gentlemen,

Ladies and gentlemen,

Welcome everyone to attend our company's on-site job fair in spite of their busy schedules.

first

Please allow me to express my heartfelt thanks to you on behalf of the company leaders.

I wish you happiness every day,

Good luck with everything,

The Year of the Tiger is an auspicious year.

Thank you (90-degree bow) and then begin to introduce the recruitment position and examination questions.

Recruitment position: Assistant Sales Manager

Examination question: 1. Pull the string, the assistant sitting by the door pulls a string in front of the door when the candidate enters the door and knocks the candidate down.

Test his adaptability.

2. Move the stool, that is, when the candidate walks up to the examiner and the examiner signals him to sit down, the assistant at the door will move the chair to the chair.

After a pull, let the examinee sit on the ground and continue to test his patience and adaptability.

3. Pick up the newspaper. After the examiner's interview, the candidate will give the assistant next to him a blank sheet of paper that says: Gong.

Hey, you got in. Leave the blank paper at the door. The host showed the audience the big characters on the white paper. If the applicant picks it up,

You will be admitted. If you don't take it, you will automatically give up the admission qualification, mainly to examine the applicant's ideological and moral character and quality.

You don't need to lie on the ground, just stumble and show your purpose. )

After introducing the rules,

Let's start the next performance. At the same time,

Other participants should sit up straight in their seats.

In the seat, remain silent and serious, like a soldier.

Moderator (looking back): "The following job fair officially begins. Well, why? Is the military parade on the 70th anniversary of the National Day not over yet? (Laughter)

Please welcome today's examiner to give us an opening speech. "

Examiner (making an easy statement): "OK, thanks to the host, to the leaders and colleagues present, and to all the work.

Personnel department, please. . . Oh, okay, okay, let's go! I declare

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Company live reception

...

Oh, no, no, the job fair has officially started.

At first, I was the sales manager of our company. Of course, I wrote all the questions. If there are any shortcomings, please advise. thank

thank you

"

Stand up and bow to the audience.

Assistant 2 (standing up to make a supplementary speech): Of course, our exam questions are targeted and only used by salespeople, because the pressure and frustration they face every day may be more serious than today's exam, so we do it on purpose. Don't label us as violating human rights. Please don't imitate. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental. Thank you!

Moderator: OK, let's welcome all the talents who came to attend the on-site job fair today.

Moderator: "The first appearance is a beautiful woman, please welcome Zhang San.

"

Moderator: "Hey, where are you? Zhang San, Zhang San, Zhang San has not arrived yet. Please raise your hand if you haven't arrived. "

Moderator: "Please raise your hand if Zhang San is not here. Oh, he's not here. So have Li Si and Li Si arrived? "

Li Si raised his hand and walked onto the stage.

Recruitment (a)

A: "Comrades, I haven't seen you for a year. I miss you so much. "

A: "It is said that it is difficult for college students to find jobs. I don't think it's difficult to rush. Although I am a migrant worker, I still wear a pair of glasses.

Charge the talent market. "

Slammed the door and entered.

A: "The threshold here is a bit high. . . "

A sat down on the ground and sat back on the chair.

Examiner: "Please introduce yourself first."

A: "My name is Li and my name is Li Si. I graduated from Hugary University, majoring in physics (indoor) and repairing the earth. "

Examiner: What university and major? Can you make it more clear?

A: Uh-huh, uh-huh, the department where the university room is squatting at home is the university squatting at home, of course, living in the house and studying.

In order to call the interior department, the major of soil repair is weeding and planting crops.

Examiner: Oh, oh, so it's the brother of a migrant worker? !

A: No way. I don't want to graduate from college, but I won't be admitted!

Examiner: OK, welcome brother Li Si. Why are you here when you don't farm well at home?

A: I thought it was in response to the call of the country.

Examiner: What do you mean by responding to the national call?

A: The land in the village has been sold recently. We build factories and engage in real estate. The village party secretary asked us to go to the city to find a job, and we came, saying that it was urbanization and turned farmers into city people. I saw your job in the market today.

Wu, I'll apply.

The examiner put his hand over his mouth and whispered to Assistant 2, "Why don't you check where their staff posted the recruitment tips?"

Assistant two promised to take out his mobile phone and start dialing.

Examiner: Do you know what this position is for?

I'm not sure, but I can read. The sales manager's assistant just helps to sell things. Well, I ... ...

Yes, I used to sell rice from my hometown to Gigi and help my wife. That's a sales assistant, too I'm good at selling things. I

Our family used to be a famous rice seller in the village, selling hundreds of kilograms every year!

Examiner: OK, OK, not bad. What else can you do?

A: I, I can also sing!

Examiner: Do you want to sing a few words?

A: Here you are. Capella?

Examiner: OK.

A: Long years of wine, continuous Tuopai music. . .

Examiner: Stop, is this a song? This is an advertisement!

I know this song best. Advertising songs are also songs. Then I'll sing another song

Examiner: No, you can go back first.

No, I can dance. I'll show you.

The music started and the examiner said, "Swan Lake"

It is also Swan Lake. "

1 minute later, I suddenly switched to fast-paced dance music.

A immediately changed from a swan to a model. Use a yellow coat as a prop. When the yellow coat reaches the back of the chair, the music stops.

A flustered hurried back to his seat.

Examiner: OK, good performance. Go back and wait for the notice, okay?

You hired me, didn't you? Thank you so much, I will work hard and live up to the expectations of the leaders!

Examiner: OK, bye-bye, go back and wait for the notice! Huh?

A: Goodbye.

A made a cross-threshold action at the door and stepped down.

Assistant 2 (on the phone): "What, where is the job advertisement posted? Every market has posted it, including the migrant workers' market. Ok, ok, I see. Thank you. Bye. "

The examiner is sweating again.

Examiner: Didn't you see the migrant workers? Isn't this a joke for everyone? Hmm! "

Assistant 2 (muttering): He said he was from Garreton University, but I didn't know he was a squatter. ...

The examiner shook his head and motioned to the host: next.

Recruitment (b)

Moderator: "Next, please welcome a beautiful woman, Wang Ermazi, a famous university, majoring in marketing."

Beautiful, with two years working experience in a foreign company, CET-8, good at communication, please come.

B: hello, everyone. I am very glad to have this opportunity to stand on the stage and express my heartfelt wishes to you.

New year, happiness, all the best, all your wishes come true, congratulations on making a fortune. Hey hey hey. . .

Ladies and gentlemen, I wish them a happy new year! Good luck, good health, cheers. Iwishyouaha

ppySpringFestival。 Maytheseason's Joyfilyyoualltheyearround. Thank you.

B slammed the door and dragged down his high heels. The assistant covered his nose.

B After sitting down, put the stool back and plop on the ground.

The second one: "Ah" again, tears came out, and he said with tears: "Oh, my God!" He covered his face with his hand, refused to stand up and began to cry.

The examiner and the assistant also stood up to comfort her. "Don't cry, don't cry."

When the assistant lifted her up again, she kept crying. The examiner and assistant handed towels and advised her, but they didn't do it.

Law.

The examiner had to say, "Why don't you go home first?"

Hearing this, B immediately stopped crying loudly and sat in the chair very neatly.

There is something wrong with this room. Why do people always fall?

Examiner: Are you too nervous?

No, I have seen this scene many times. Very strange, very strange.

Examiner: Please introduce yourself first.

B: "My name is Wang, and my name is Wang Ermazi.

Examiner: What's your name? Why is it a little embarrassing?

Oh, sorry, this is my Japanese name, Wang Ermazi, and my Chinese name is Wang Guanglin.

The second child in the family, so it is called Wang Erbao.

Examiner: Isn't this still Pockmarked Wang? How many years have you worked?

Two years. I worked in a foreign company.

Examiner: What's your hobby?

I like singing, dancing, reading, surfing the Internet, playing ball games and working.

Examiner: You like your job, so you are a workaholic. ! People in foreign companies are workaholics! !

B: Hehe, I'm flattered. You are a hero when you are in a foreign company. Nothing you can do can stop it. Hold on.

(change it yourself)