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The source of happiness is to share humorous sentences at work.

1. Under the involution, many people hold the mentality of "I would rather be exhausted than starve to death".

2. My roommates have gone to dinner with their boyfriends. I'm going to study silently to become better, find a better boyfriend and kill them.

You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you and hurt you.

My roommates are still sleeping. After eating, drinking water and secretly adding honey, I have returned to the dormitory. I shit better than them. Roll them to death.

5. They are all studying. I slept secretly to make myself better than them and killed them.

No matter how the world rolls, there are only clouds in my heart.

7. As long as everyone contributes, the world will become a better place.

8. How to break the inner volume, only reading, because reading breaks ten thousand volumes.

9. Female star involution: compared with beauty, figure, fashion and commercial value. Actor involution: Who goes to prison first?

10. My roommates are asleep. I want to study secretly. I would rather kill myself than betray my friends.

1 1. My boyfriend plays games on weekends, and I study secretly, which makes me more educated than him, and then I don't want him.

12. Roommates sleep like pigs. I studied secretly and failed one subject at the end of the term, which made them very unhappy.

13. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

14. Everyone is playing with their mobile phones. I recite English words while playing Tik Tok loudly, and roll them to death!

15. Cross the bridge when you cross it, so there is no need to work hard now.

16. In the future, you will appreciate yourself who is not desperate now.

17. When others are at work, I pretend that I can't find a job. In fact, I am preparing for the exam full-time. If I pass the exam, I will kill them.

18. My roommates are asleep. I secretly turned off the alarm clock of their mobile phones. I'll go to class alone tomorrow morning, get a scholarship and roll them to death.

19. From now on, I will eat grapes every day. From now on, my children's eyes will be bigger than others', which will kill them.

20. No one has ever involved us. Only we have the right to decide whether to intervene or not.

A collection of 20 sentences of copywriting humor involved in daily work.

1. involution is the process of entropy increase. Life depends on negative entropy, and only when it enters the flow can it be broken.

2. Kong Fuyou commented that Wang Juan had finished half a set of examination papers.

I am the paper in the pocket of the washing machine, which has killed me, so I'd better not feel better.

If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.

You don't have to fight with others, let alone yourself.

6. Did you write today?

7. I pretended to watch the live broadcast in Viya, Li Jiaqi, but I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.

8. Double Eleven recommended good things to roommates for them to buy, so I secretly saved money. In the end, I was richer than them and killed them.

9. My roommates are all asleep. I secretly turned off the alarm clock of their mobile phones. I'll go to class alone tomorrow morning, get a scholarship and roll them to death.

10. My boyfriend plays games on weekends. I study secretly, and I am more educated than him. Then I don't want him.

1 1. Roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and kill them.

12. Don't please anyone. If you please anyone, you will get stuck, only please yourself.

13. You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you, killing you.

14. When Di Yun is in prison, I will practice the piano quickly and then kill you.

15. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. Infertility will not give birth to children in the future. I am younger than them, and I will kill them.

16. Cross the bridge when you cross it, so there is no need to work hard now.

17. My roommates are all cooking. I secretly picked out the urn. I'll live better than them if I die. Fuck them.

18. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

19. I'm like a bug on cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I am climbing by myself.

20. When my roommates are asleep, I will secretly drink carbonated drinks to occupy a place in the Western Heaven and crush them to death.

Writing humor at work is suitable for sending 20 sentences in a circle of friends.

1. involution is the process of entropy increase. Life depends on negative entropy, and only when it enters the flow can it be broken.

2. Kong Fuyou commented that Wang Juan had finished half a set of examination papers.

I am the paper in the pocket of the washing machine, which has killed me, so I'd better not feel better.

If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.

You don't have to fight with others, let alone yourself.

6. Did you write today?

7. I pretended to watch the live broadcast in Viya, Li Jiaqi, but I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.

8. Double Eleven recommended good things to roommates for them to buy, so I secretly saved money. In the end, I was richer than them and killed them.

9. My roommates are all asleep. I secretly turned off the alarm clock of their mobile phones. I'll go to class alone tomorrow morning, get a scholarship and roll them to death.

10. My boyfriend plays games on weekends. I study secretly, and I am more educated than him. Then I don't want him.

1 1. Roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and kill them.

12. Don't please anyone. If you please anyone, you will get stuck, only please yourself.

13. You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you, killing you.

14. When Di Yun is in prison, I will practice the piano quickly and then kill you.

15. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. Infertility will not give birth to children in the future. I am younger than them, and I will kill them.

16. Cross the bridge when you cross it, so there is no need to work hard now.

17. My roommates are all cooking. I secretly picked out the urn. I'll live better than them if I die. Fuck them.

18. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

19. I'm like a bug on cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I am climbing by myself.

20. When my roommates are asleep, I will secretly drink carbonated drinks to occupy a place in the Western Heaven and crush them to death.

Humor about involution and lying flat

1. Today I am proud of involution, and tomorrow I will be proud of involution!

The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said naturally curly.

If you are not good at something, you are not good at it. It is easier and more enjoyable to do what you are good at to the extreme than to force yourself to overcome what you are not good at ~

No one has ever asked us to participate, only we have the right to decide whether to let ourselves participate.

I will eat grapes every day from now on, and the children's eyes will be bigger than theirs, which will kill them.

6. My roommates are all asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and kill them.

7. Other children only know how to play. Practice kowtowing secretly during the Chinese New Year and roll them to death.

8. Go back, bid farewell to involution and live straight.

9. My roommates were sleeping, so I secretly went to work-study programs, and I had more money than them, so I killed them.

10. My roommate is sleeping. I sneaked out to pick up garbage. I'm richer than them. Kill them.

1 1. I don't sleep, I study and I die.

12. How to break the inner volume, only reading, because reading breaks ten thousand volumes.

13. Tomb-Sweeping Day, I'll burn some paper money for myself first, and I'll kill them if they have more money below.

14. As long as everyone contributes, the world will become better.

15. Once in a while, a Buddha is a Buddha, and life is so happy.

16. Friends are eating. I want to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

17. You have been working so hard, you must not know how comfortable it is to be lazy. Reject involution! How comfortable it is to lie flat.

18. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone!

19. My roommates are all eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

20. Go in and change dishes. Please call me cabbage.

Surround humor and cold jokes

1. My roommates are all staying up late and losing their hair, so I will go to bed at eight o'clock to keep fit and kill their bald princess.

2. This is not an involution, this is quiet study, and then give everyone a surprise!

I pretended to watch Li Jiaqi shopping on the spot, but in fact I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.

4. Laughing to death, we are not allowed to hang bed curtains in our school, so we can clearly see the opposite shop in the dormitory and secretly roll it to death.

5. There is a saying on the Internet that * * * sounds: the entry threshold of the unit has suddenly risen from "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master's degree", but the salary seems to have not risen.

6. It's not that I don't participate. I really don't want to learn.

7. Female star involution: compared with beauty, figure, fashion and commercial value. Actor involution: Who goes to prison first?

8. No one has ever involved us. Only we have the right to decide whether to intervene or not.

9. You can do it. You can do it. I want to lie down.

10. The volume in the dormitory won the first place!

1 1. My roommates didn't have children, so I quietly gave birth to a child and ran them over.

12. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone!

13. You learn secretly. Now I'm going to stay up late, drink coke, eat snacks and die early. Rebirth in advance to grab a Beijing hukou. Then you can't beat me in your life.

14. Promote misogyny with Jimei people, and hug and roll to death behind their backs.

15. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. Infertility will not give birth to children in the future. I am younger than them, and I will kill them.

16. The concert will start to grab tickets. Practicing hand speed secretly in the middle of the night and killing them.

17. Cross the bridge when you cross it, so there is no need to work hard now.

18. I'm like a bug on cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I am climbing by myself.

19. Pretending to play games while driving timi, in fact, the mobile phone is put on the back, secretly carrying it and rolling them to death.

20. This society has fallen into the whirlpool of involution. You should avoid it.