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Guess whose composition he is.
Guess whose composition he is. I have a very good friend. His eyes are big, his mouth is wide, and his eyebrows are bent when he smiles. He has long legs and ranks third from the bottom in the queue. Do you think he is tall?
He has always been a delight to all of us. Once after class, I was reading the blackboard newspaper arranged in the classroom, and suddenly a big hand covered my eyes: "Guess who I am?" As soon as I heard this familiar voice, I thought: It must be my best friend! It's hard to guess, okay?
So I called out his name loudly! As a result, I was fooled, and that big hand was not his. After my eyes shone, I saw my good friend trotting out of the classroom door. I figured it out. It turns out that he just blindfolded me. "Guess who I am" was said by my good friend. I immediately chased him and said, "Did you just say guess who I am?" My good friend had to say, "Yes, I said, give me a break!" " "I said," well, for the sake of friends, I will spare you once. "
He did well in school and was the top three students! He is particularly fond of science. Every time I chat with him, the topic is inseparable from science. How my good friend loves science!
After listening to my introduction, you must know who he is
Guess whose composition he is. He is a classmate in our class and my best friend. He has short hair, both sides are shaved very short, the middle hair is slightly longer than the sides, and he wears a pair of black square glasses on his face, with a pair of clever eyes hidden behind them. Every time he meets any problem, his eyes will roll around and he will think of a good solution.
Although his figure is thin, it seems to contain infinite energy. He likes all kinds of ball games. In sports training, he is like a soldier, always running in the front and obeying the coach's command. When he is free on weekends, he can often be seen training in the community basketball court and school playground. In our class, his ball skills are among the best, so he is often called "God Player".
He is not only good at sports, but also friendly to his classmates. When other students encounter any difficulties, he can always lend a helping hand. I remember once, I didn't do well in the Chinese exam, and I was very sad. He took the initiative to comfort and encourage me, gave me a hug, and instantly filled me with energy.
Have you guessed who my friend is?
Guess who he is. The word "Dr. Dong" is familiar to everyone in our class, because he is a famous doctor in our class.
Wearing a pair of blue-rimmed glasses on the bridge of the nose, a pair of eyes are shining. They are very learned.
In fact, this is his hobby of reading classic books and novels. Dr. Dong's title is not bragging. He read a lot of books. He has known China for five thousand years. I have read Storytelling, Water Margin and Romance of the Three Kingdoms four or five times. He can say anything for three days and nights.
On one occasion, he watched Tang Shuo in a cram school. I asked him a math problem with high IQ. When I came to his position, Heng saw that he was just reading "Say Tang". I miss Doby. I took his book and ran away like a mouse. How could he let me go? This book is his lifeblood! He ran over and grabbed my hand. He said in a threatening tone, "Give it back to me, or don't blame me!"
What? He dares to climb this girl. I think, after 0.00000 1 second, he patted me on the shoulder and took the book away.
I was very angry. I thought about it and said "Dr. Dong". It's my first time to publish a book today. How about solving it? As the saying goes, "a gentleman talks but doesn't do it"? !
After that, he began to read with great interest.
This man likes books. Guess who he is.
Guess who he is. A pair of big eyes like black grapes are embedded in a round face. These big eyes are different, they can be kept open for a long time, and a pair of heavy eyebrows on them can dance! Give the impression of one word: tease!
Besides being interesting, he sometimes does some interesting things.
One day, ten minutes before class, he was surrounded by people, and I went to join in the fun. I saw him take a drag, close his nostrils, breathe hard again, open his nostrils, and only heard a "poof" sound, and two snots spewed out. The students all laughed and leaned back.
On another occasion, he wanted his ears to show "the magic of moving ears" like Tu Tu with big ears. He tried several times and his face turned red, but his ears still didn't move. So he helped with his hands, and his ears were red, just like two pieces of freshly dried beef, which made my mouth water.
This is the funniest classmate in our class. His funny deeds are far more than these two. If you want to know, guess who he is first.
Guess who he is. I have a good friend. His hair is black and shiny, and his eyes are like two bright grapes. His nose is flat, like a slide, and his mouth is small, like a blooming flower. His ears stick to his face like two big shells. How interesting it looks!
He is a generous man. Once I forgot to bring my picture book. I was on pins and needles in art class. He saw it and said to me, "Don't worry, don't worry, I have two picture books. Let me lend you one. " I said happily, "Really? Thank you so much. " When I got the picture book, I jumped three feet with joy.
He also has a wide range of interests, like painting, reading and playing football, and he is best at gobang and chess. No matter who challenges him, after several rounds, he will beat the other side out of the water.
I once challenged him, and I am sure I will win. Unfortunately, I made a mistake in a key action and I lost. I stamped my foot in anger, and he smiled and comforted me and said, "Not bad, not bad. If you don't make a mistake today, you can beat me. "
This is my good friend. Can you guess who he is?
Guess whose composition he is. His eyes are not too big, his ears are big and his hair is vertical. He is also a smart boy who loves reading and doesn't like answering questions in class.
As for his hobbies, I'll talk about his hobbies. He likes taekwondo and painting. He is good at kung fu and draws better. Whenever we have an art class, he always gets the teacher's praise after painting.
He has a loud voice, too. When he reads the text, he can basically only hear his voice. He does the questions carefully during the exam and will check them carefully after writing. When the scores were announced, his scores were all above 90. He is as serious about Chinese as he is about math. Every time he writes Chinese, math, etc. He writes fast and carefully and writes well.
Every time I am in trouble, he helps me.
Have you guessed who he is? Haha, he is my good friend Yang Yongkun.
Guess who he is. He used to be my deskmate, short and fat. The round face is like a big ball. There are a pair of watery eyes on the big head and a unique mole under the eyes. What he admired most was the speed of his running, and the whoosh disappeared like a gust of wind. We looked at him admiringly after every run.
He not only runs fast, but also is very helpful. I remember once, when the school held a running competition, when the PE teacher whistled, he rushed out like a gust of wind, and I followed. Suddenly, my foot slipped and fell heavily on the runway. When he heard the sound, he quickly turned and ran towards me. He squatted down and asked me anxiously, "What's the matter with you? Are you injured? " I said, "I fell, my leg was bleeding, and I couldn't get up." He quickly lifted me up and said, "Come on, I'll take you to the school doctor's office and bandage the wound on your leg." I could see from his expression and eyes that he was really worried about me, and I was really grateful to him.
Do you know who he is? Let's guess!
Guess who he is. I have a good friend. He is tall in the class and has a round face like a big round cake. He often wears blue clothes, with white patterns on his black trousers and a pair of black, orange and blue shoes on his feet. His hair is a little long, long enough to be braided, and his eyebrows are very special. When he spoke, his eyebrows bent upward, and there were a pair of big watery eyes under his eyebrows, like two round black grapes. He is eloquent and keeps talking.
He likes running very much and runs very fast. I used to sprint in physical education class, and he always ran to the front, surpassing many people. I think he is good at sports and has a talent for sports.
He is particularly lively and cheerful, and likes telling jokes. I remember one time when I was in the second grade, I was sad and listless walking in the hall. At this time, he came over and told me a joke, because he thought I was unhappy and I was happy. This is the man I want to introduce. Have you guessed who he is?
Guess who he is. I have a good friend. She's beautiful! Eyes are like two big round black grapes, and sometimes they glow! She also has a small cherry mouth, which sounds like a tinkling spring. Very nice.
She is diligent and studious. I can see her positive little hand held high in every class, just like little wings, who is constantly encouraged by the little bees. Every time she stood up and read aloud, her voice was clear and loud, and she read vividly, like waves in the sea. Every time I listen to it, it seems that I am there. That's great. To this end, she often gets applause from classmates and teachers, and is the first "classroom reader" selected by Chinese teachers.
She is warm, generous and considerate. I forgot to bring my marker in art class. She gave me a look, saw me in a hurry, and immediately understood. When she came running, she lent me her brand-new bucket of watercolor pens, and I opened my eyes at once. During the spring outing, she will also take out all her snacks for her classmates to eat, leaving only a little for herself.
Look, is my good friend good? Have you guessed who she is?
Guess whose composition he is. 10 Summer is the season when gardenias are in full bloom. She always smells of gardenia.
She is a particularly lovely girl with a tall ponytail. In the eyes of acquaintances, she has two sides.
In class, she always wears those round-rimmed glasses, which are slightly covered by bangs. She sits motionless in her seat all day, doing her homework, previewing or reviewing, and smiling from time to time. Compared with people who sleep on their stomachs after class, she really feels a little stand out from the crowd.
As soon as I went to physical education class, the whole thing was like a different person. She is the most favored seed player by physical education teachers and has won many sports awards. Running starts like flying, and he is good at three-pointers, hitting the ball and hurdling. People often say, "If boys don't treat you as the opposite sex, you must hit them first."
She is recognized by many boys and girls as the beauty of the school. Not only is the temper unreasonable, but the face value is also against the sky. I am the first in the second day of junior high school, and my grades are outrageous. It is simply a very good "other people's children."
Having said so much, you must have an answer in your heart! Needless to say, she is our super super cute monitor queen.
Guess whose composition he is 1 1 He is a "heavyweight". His figure is out of proportion to his figure, and he looks short and fat. When he laughed, the flesh on his face curled up and down. When he was running, others clenched their fists, but he opened his hand and closed his five fingers; Others punched and closed their fists, but he kept waving his hands in his lower body; Others fly fast, but he is like a penguin who wants to fly but can't fly, and his mouth is still panting.
His sleeping position is very interesting. As long as you want to sleep, hold your head in your right hand, narrow your eyes into a line, and snore. Unfortunately, this is in class. Therefore, when he was sleepy, he had no idea that the teacher was staring at him angrily. Things like this are not surprising. However, sometimes he will listen carefully, but if the teacher makes a trivial mistake in the lecture, he will be full of energy, only to see his eyes widen and push his deskmate, "Hey! The blackboard written by the teacher missed a word! " Because everyone knew this mistake, the deskmate ignored him.
He told the people around him what he thought was a great discovery, and then raised his hand to ask the teacher to correct it. When he stood up to speak, he looked around the class and his face was full of pride. If the teacher is really wrong, no one will answer. But if it is his own fault, there are voices attacking him everywhere, and he may be used to being scolded. He may also be "impenetrable", or he may be thinking, "Leave him alone!" It is obvious that he is not popular.
He is short, he is fat, he is arrogant, he is unpopular, he doesn't like studying, and the teacher can't help him.
Guess who he is?
Guess whose composition he is. I have a good friend. He has short black hair and looks like a hedgehog. There are bright eyes under thick eyebrows. The chubby face bag looks like the white steamed bread that just came out of the cage. It's white and q, and there are two small dimples when you smile, which is very pleasing. His round body. Tall and strong, it looks particularly burly.
He loves playing football and running, and he can be seen on the playground from time to time. We often play football on the physical education class. He will always be a striker, always rushing to the front and running to the opponent's goal. The ball goes to the goal with the rhythm of the wind, yeah! We scored again.
He is called the "first-class king of eating" in our class. Any food is delicious in his eyes. He licks the dishes clean every time. Once there was a dish in the canteen that I didn't like, potato cake. I saw his food was delicious and asked him if he wanted it. As soon as his eyes lit up, he said excitedly, "I want it, I want it." Give me everything you don't like. "In a short time, his plate turned into a pyramid-like potato mountain. He opened his mouth wide. I ate five potato cakes at a time. We were dumbfounded at the sight. I asked him how he could eat so much. He answered me: "eating vegetables, eating vegetables, not eating is a disaster." "Now you know how his figure came from.
Have you guessed who this classmate who loves sports and food is? He is my good friend, Yao.
Guess whose composition he is 13. He has a round face, a big head, big eyes and a small nose. The most interesting thing is that his red face really looks like a red apple. He is short and short, from head to toe, like a "little old man".
His grades are not very good, and he is still a veritable "chatterbox" Whenever there is a little trouble in class, he will open his "golden tongue" and tell me a lot of nonsense. I really want to go up and beat him up, but I won't do it. I can only ignore him and continue to concentrate on class when he is air. However, he used his "killer" to distract me by singing. He is a "lark", and the songs he sings make me want to vomit, but I can't help but raise my hand and report to the teacher. However, he looked at me with pitiful eyes. How can I stand it? Finally, he tried his best, and I finally let go.
After class, in order to express his gratitude for saving my life, he actually told me about the computer games played by boys. Alas! He is really hopeless.
Haha, after reading my article, do you know who this "chattering little old man" is?
Guess whose composition he is 14 I have a mysterious friend. You can only see him when you go to grandma's house on vacation every year. Guess who he is?
His head is big and round, a bit like a big head son. Although he is several years older than me, he is much shorter than me. His eyes are round and watery, like two crystal clear grapes.
Every time I go back to my grandmother's house, I can always see him when I open the door. Every time he knows I'm going back, he will wait for me at grandma's house in advance. As soon as we met, before I could put my luggage, he couldn't wait to pull me to my room to chat. We always have a lot to say. Sometimes we do our homework and read books together, and he always runs away without reading a few pages. For a time, he fed our little hamster, changed hay for it and played with it. As soon as he heard grandma's footsteps coming back, he rushed to the desk to pick up a book and read a few pages, but he still couldn't escape grandma's critical eyes, so grandma always praised me for being serious and focused.
He has a hobby similar to mine, that is, killing the Three Kingdoms. He is a veritable master of killing the Three Kingdoms. Once we fought the Three Kingdoms in the garden downstairs of grandma's house. We played many rounds in the two wars, but I still won less and lost more. He saw that I was depressed and dejected, so he gave me the best gold Guan Yu. My confidence came at once, but I was defeated by him in the end. I really have to admire him for playing the Three Kingdoms Kill.
He is my favorite big cousin-Luo, an unfocused but interesting and enthusiastic cousin!
Guess whose composition he is 15 Let's play a "guess" game. Today I want you to guess one of our classmates.
His head is a little sharp, and his hair stands on end, as if it would never fall off. He was born with a disease that would make his fingers swell. I looked at his finger, and it was true. But he smiled and said, "Nothing."
He always giggles and is always happy. He stopped laughing when he lost the game with him. I thought he was angry, but I didn't think he was just teasing me. I was angry, but he was still laughing.
He paints very well and vividly. He is good at some strange arts, such as line drawing. He is also good at sports. He runs fast on the small playground.
He likes martial arts. He often plays some games with me after class, but he never really hits me. He also signed up for a taekwondo class.
Now, I want to ask: Have you guessed who he is?
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