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Story: After my mother-in-law said that I had a soft meal in front of everyone on the children's full moon wine table.

1.

On Friday afternoon, Chang Ting suddenly got a call from her mother at work.

"Tingting, you hurry back. Those two killers are coming again! I am afraid that one person can't beat them! "

Chang Ting was surprised. She quickly asked the director for leave and went downstairs to ride an electric car and hurried home.

Twenty minutes later, Chang Ting went downstairs, parked the electric car on the side of the road and ran upstairs in three steps.

When she just climbed to her door panting, she didn't take out the key to open the door, but she heard a familiar loud voice shouting inside:

"Your family is so shameless! One hundred thousand dollars agreed to buy a house. Didn't buy a house, divorced. Give us back 100 thousand yuan quickly! Otherwise, it won't end with you! "

"What is a refund? ! No money to return! Don't even think about it! " This firm voice is Chang Ting's mother.

Seeing that there was going to be a fight inside, Chang Ting quickly opened the door with the key and went in. Entering the door, all three people sitting on the sofa turned to look at her.

The middle-aged couple sitting on the sofa are what Chang Ting's mother called "the two killers", that is, Chang Ting's former in-laws. Chang Ting's mother sat on the opposite single person sofa, holding her chest in her hands and looking at her former in-laws with hostility.

When the ex-mother-in-law saw Chang Ting, her mouth curled downward and her eyes tilted, showing a disdainful look.

Chang Ting hurried over, pulled a chair and sat beside her mother, holding her hand to express her silent support.

After Chang Ting and their son Chen Bing left, the former in-laws made trouble at home more than once for 65,438+10,000 yuan. Both Chang Ting and her mother were troubled by them and avoided them.

This time, Chang Ting's mother went out to buy food. As soon as she opened the door, her former in-laws seized the opportunity to cooperate with each other. One blocked the door and the other whizzed through the door. Once again, there was a fierce quarrel over money.

Speaking of this contradiction of100000 yuan, we have to start with the love between Chang Ting and Chen Bing.

2.

Chang Ting and Chen Binggang are very beautiful together.

Chang Ting is the only daughter in the family, and Chen Bing is the eldest.

When they were together, Chen Bing took care of her very carefully. When the weather is cold, whether Chang Ting has prepared a coat or not, Chen Bing will prepare one for her.

When eating, Chen Bing always gives in to Chang Ting's preferences. No matter how late it is at night, as long as Chang Ting wants to eat, Chen Bing will run out and buy it for her.

When Chen Bing visited Chang Ting's parents for the first time, because Chang Ting's family had only one daughter, her mother didn't know how much a young man ate, so she just scooped him a big bowl of rice.

While eating, he also took the eggs that Chang Ting's father peeled for him, peeling one and eating one. Afterwards, he secretly told Chang Ting that his stomach was going to burst today.

Chang Ting laughed at how he didn't know it was enough, but the 1.8-meter man said shyly, "This is not to prove that the dishes cooked by her mother-in-law are delicious in the future!" I'll eat as much as you cook! "

Chang Ting laughed, then lovingly rubbed Chen Bing's stomach and scolded Chen Bing with tears: "You stupid big guy, how can you be so realistic?" Don't eat if you can't eat! "

After more than a year of sweet love, the two are ready to talk about marriage. But Chang Ting's mother said that "this young man is practical and filial" and hesitated.

Because Chen Bingjia is in the countryside and his parents run a small orchard at home, the annual income is not high. Sometimes there are natural disasters, no harvest, unstable income and brothers and sisters at home.

Chang Ting is an only child and is spoiled by her parents. Her mother didn't want her to marry in the countryside and suffer with Chen Bing.

In order to get her mother to agree to their marriage, Chang Ting tried her best and finally got her to agree. Chen Bing and Chang Ting got married through adoption.

I finally got married. Originally, the young couple should start a happy married life, but Chang Ting found that Chen Bing looked like a different person after she got married.

3.

Since Chen Bing agreed to be a son-in-law, he has become more and more silent and sensitive.

Chen Bing, who was originally thoughtful, began to speak in a strange way.

On one occasion, Chang Ting and her friends went shopping to buy clothes and happened to meet Chen Bing. Chen Bing glanced at the shopping bag in Chang Ting's hand and said, "Oh, look at the famous brands all your friends bought. Can you afford it? "

When Chang Ting's eldest daughter was approaching the full moon, a friend's child had just drunk the full moon wine. Chang Ting has no confinement, so Chen Bing went to see her.

Chen Bing drank a little wine at the party. After coming back, he said to Chang Ting, "Look at people. What kind of wine do they drink, what kind of cigarettes do they smoke and what kind of hotel do they choose? Then let's press that! "

After a hard day, Chang Ting, who just put the child to sleep, couldn't help saying, "What are you comparing with others? How much do people earn a month, and how much can you earn? "

Speaking of this matter, Chang Ting was actually a little strange to Chen Bing. Chang Ting once introduced Chen Bing to do business with this friend, but Chen Bing refused to save face.

In his mind, letting him do business with his wife's friends is like being inferior. He said to Chang Ting, "I'd rather earn less every day like this, but I'm happy!"

Thinking of this, Chang Ting was very angry: "At the beginning, you refused to do business with others. What do you compare with others now? " What do you compare with others? Take the money you spend running taxis every day? "

I didn't expect Chen Bing to fly into a rage after hearing these words. Under the influence of alcohol, he slapped Chang Ting.

Chang ting is puzzled. Is this still the man who took good care of himself?

4.

In fact, Chen Bing is a male chauvinist. At first, he agreed to adopt a son because his family was difficult and it would cost a lot of money to get a wife.

As a boss, he didn't want to burden his parents, so he agreed to the adoption request put forward by Chang Ting's family, so that he could spend less money on marriage.

Unexpectedly, although nominally adopted by his wife, the Chang family still asked for 68 thousand bride price money, and three gold coins were not left behind. Besides, I bought a new mobile phone for Chang Ting.

Not only that, Chang Ting's family also asked Chen Bing's family to pay a down payment of 654.38 million yuan. Chen Bing's parents are poor and borrow money everywhere. Most loans also carry interest until enough money is collected.

Originally, I thought that although nominally adopted by my wife, spending so much money is no different from marrying a daughter-in-law, so that my son Chen Bing can at least live a good life in his mother-in-law's house.

Who knows Chen Bing is still worried about the word "door-to-door son-in-law".

My mother-in-law is bent on making Chen Bing progress and earn more money, so that after they leave, her daughter will not suffer with Chen Bing.

So on weekdays, she always said to Chen Bing, Look at other people's sons-in-law, how much money they can earn a month, and whose children have built houses and bought new cars. Why can't you earn more?

These words made Chen Bing very unhappy. As a taxi driver, he works hard every day, getting up early and getting greedy, rain or shine, and giving every penny he earns to Chang Ting.

But when he got home, he didn't get the approval of his mother-in-law and wife, which made him very uncomfortable.

Even once, his car had a minor accident and was sent to be repaired. He didn't leave the car that day. When Chang Ting saw him, she subconsciously asked him why he didn't get off the bus, instead of caring if he was okay.

Chen Bing's mother felt sorry for her son, and followed her son's complaint and said some dissatisfaction with her in-laws, which made Chen Bing more sure that her mother-in-law really looked down on herself.

5.

The more dissatisfied Chen Bing was with his mother-in-law and wife, the more reticent he became. He drugged himself with alcoholism. When you come home after drinking, you will inevitably pretend to be crazy and have a fight with your wife.

This made the mother-in-law who wanted to urge Chen Bing to make progress by buying a house hesitate. I've only been married for a few years, and I've been fighting. In case the house is bought, the two divorce and the division of property is also very troublesome.

Just wait and see, observe for a while!

Seeing that her husband is getting more and more depressed at home, Chang Ting still feels a little sorry.

When the eldest daughter was three years old, she offered to move out and rent a house with Chen Bing. Chang Ting's parents were reluctant, but they couldn't help their daughter, so they agreed.

After moving out, the couple lived a relatively peaceful and happy life. Soon after, Chang Ting was pregnant with a second child, and the whole family was very happy, especially Chang Ting's parents.

Because of the prenuptial agreement, Chen Bing became the door-to-door son-in-law. Later, Chang Ting had two children, one named after Chen Bing and the other named after Chang Ting.

The eldest daughter's surname is Chen, and her natural surname is Chang. Chen Bing has no objection to this matter.

Who knows, after the younger son was born, Chen Bing fell out with his mother-in-law's family because of one thing, and patted his ass back to his "mother's family".

Chang Ting even sued the court for divorce without hesitation shortly after giving birth to a child.

The reason is that Chen Bing mentioned the child's name in front of her parents-in-law, who readily said that she gave it to him.

He looked up the dictionary with great interest and paid someone to take some names from famous museums. As a result, his mother-in-law didn't want any, so he secretly registered the children.

This incident made her very angry, and she felt particularly wronged, as if her mother-in-law was afraid that he would let her child take his surname Chen. So in a rage, Chen Bing returned to his home.

After the children drank the full moon wine, Chen Bing took his parents to the party.

I haven't seen you for a month. Chang Ting's parents were very dissatisfied with Chen Bing's leaving without saying goodbye. Chang Ting's mother couldn't help saying a terrible thing in front of all her relatives and friends.

"You are a man, not a man. If you don't eat soft rice, you will be angry and run to your house! "

Chen Bing blushed with shame. A man, who can stand this?

He was carried away by anger, stood up and lifted the wine table.

In fact, at the moment he lifted the table, Chen Bing regretted it. However, riding a tiger is difficult, so he can only leave.

6.

The sudden outbreak of Chen Bing made Chang Ting's family lose face in front of relatives and friends, which made Chang Ting particularly disappointed with Chen Bing.

Shortly after the full moon wine, Chang Ting asked the court to divorce Chen Bing. However, Chen Bing, who had already regretted it, refused to attend the two sessions.

As a result, the two divorced, the eldest daughter was awarded to the Chen family, and the youngest son was awarded to the Chang family. The two families turned against each other because of this incident, and the Chen family refused Chang Ting to visit her granddaughter.

Chang Ting misses her daughter, but she doesn't answer the phone and knock at the door when she comes to their house, and no one opens the door for her. I finally met my daughter. When I saw her, I held her and cried.

Chen Bing's grandmother saw this scene and said, "Who is this woman, so you follow her?" Don't go with her, your mother is dead! "

Chang Ting was very angry at Chen Guren's attitude of refusing people to stay away, so when she asked her to remarry, although she had remorse in her heart, she still couldn't swallow this tone and chose to refuse.

Chen's parents watched their son's request for remarriage rejected, and their dissatisfaction with Chang's family grew. Since we can't be in-laws, don't blame us for being unkind.

At the beginning, you didn't use the100000 yuan that my family asked the owner to sue for a house in the west, so you gave it back to us and let me find another daughter-in-law for my son!

Then Chen Jia took Chang Jia to court and demanded that Chang Jia return 100,000 yuan. Chen Jiasheng sued, but Chang Jia didn't believe it!

So the Chang family filed an appeal again, and the former in-laws completely torn their faces for this hundred thousand yuan.

7.

Chang Ting, who hasn't seen her daughter for more than a year, is depressed and distracted from time to time at work.

Chang Ting, who was in a meeting that day, received a phone call from Chen Bing.

On the phone, Chen Bing eagerly told her that her daughter had secretly left home alone in order to see her. As a result, she had an accident on the road and has now been taken to the hospital.

When Chang Ting learned the news, her legs were weak with fear. She asked for leave from the leader with trembling lips and went downstairs to take a taxi to the hospital.

Along the way, she kept praying for her daughter not to have an accident, otherwise she would never forgive herself.

Fortunately, my daughter was lucky and only suffered some flesh wounds. Looking at her daughter's pale face, there are some painful tears hanging, and Chang Ting is distressed.

She hugged her daughter tightly and burst into tears, which contained infinite guilt and regret.

Standing there silently wiping tears with his parents, Chang's parents were already on their way after receiving the news.

After a false alarm, Chang Ting put her daughter to bed. It was already late at night.

She walked out of the ward and gently closed the door. As soon as she turned around, she saw Chen Bing sitting on a bench in the corridor, his head nodding off bit by bit.

See Chen Bing body will fall to one side, Chang Ting hurriedly come forward to hold him. Chen Bing woke with a start and felt a tingle. He rubbed his tired glasses and looked at Chang Ting.

Once a loving couple, you looked at me, I looked at you and looked at each other for a moment. Chang Ting burst into tears.

"Chen Bing, it's my fault. I don't understand your difficulties and let you suffer so much injustice in my family. "

Chen Bing's eyes are red, too. He hugged Chang Ting and choked and said, "I'm also at fault. I am too sensitive to let go of a man's self-esteem and let you suffer with me. I am sorry for your mother. "

"Chen Bing, let's remarry!" Chang Ting said softly.

"hmm!" Chen Bing holding Chang Ting, nodded heavily.

Marriage is not love, and love can also cover up shortcomings with each other's aura, but marriage is a long journey.

On the journey, we need to add more love and understanding to it constantly to resist the fatigue and dullness after the passion fades.

To do this, it is more important than anything to open your heart to each other, expose your wounds, warm each other and support each other.