2021 Humorous Sentences 2021 Funny Sentences (Selected 40 Sentences)

1. Colleagues are colleagues after all.

2. You are not ugly, but your beauty is not obvious!

3. Fart yourself and let others smell it!

4. It’s hard to find someone who understands me, but there are quite a few who slander me.

5. We all work hard just for that happy life

6. Carry a bag when you are casual, either an IOU or a knife.

7. People only live once, and they should live a domineering life.

8. One day when the mistress cried, that was when the mistress appeared.

9. Stop at the red light and go at the green light. Can I give it to a little girl?

10. What I like is here, and what I don’t like is here.

11. Gangsters are now the exclusive preserve of tomboys, and soft girls should step aside.

12. I can let you go, but if you leave, don’t look back.

13. Being single is not sinful, but it is not good to let others be single.

14. Half of the world is laughing at the other half, but in fact the whole world is a fool

15. Occasionally, there is a little emotion, and tears are words that cannot be expressed in the heart.

16. If you feel capable enough to play with me, I wouldn’t mind accompanying you until the end.

17. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I couldn’t even drink the northwest wind...

18. After you discovered all my secrets, you couldn’t care less. left.

19. Always remember that you are a lady, and then fight like a man.

20. Every May Day, the wig salary is very distressing, not less! It's because of the share of money

21. We share blessings and take responsibility for difficulties. What's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mine.

22. Goods have expiration dates and people get tired of them. How long will you be awesome in my heart?

23. Don’t you think I speak loudly? Baby, don’t you know you just shout to dogs?

24. I am not a good actor and cannot watch your ambiguity with a smile.

25. Everything taken away is garbage. If you want to recycle it, go for it.

26. What cannot be returned is the past, what cannot be reached is the future, and what can be grasped is the present.

27. Don’t worry about studying. Just take a lighter or a book and you won’t light anything.

28. Don’t be afraid of taking risks when you are young. Even if it fails, there is plenty of time to turn it around.

29. There are two necessary ways to conquer a woman: please her mother and surpass her father.

30. I don’t have a trip that I can take anytime soon, but I have a body that gets fatter whenever I want.

31. On Qingming Festival, you should go back to elementary and junior high schools to sweep graves, because your youth is buried there.

32. I really miss my childhood. When the weather is hot, I can be shirtless like a man!

33. Time is equal to money. After all, I lose money every day. Time is expensive these days and wages are too low.

34. Remember to shut up when you are impulsive. Sometimes a word you say when impulsive is enough to make you regret it for the rest of your life.

35. I admire your courage. This is not the way to scold you! Don't embarrass me, okay?

36. You are not allowed to run away for the rest of your life, or I won’t be able to catch up! No problem, I will hold your hand for the rest of my life!

37. When I am not in a beautiful mood, I am not afraid that you will pester me and ask me why. What I am afraid of is that you will not ask me.

38. Keep your head up and stride forward, don’t look back, don’t pay attention to other people’s gossip, live as you feel comfortable.

39. “Too many memories have confused my mind”, “I can’t speak human language” and “I don’t know this question”.

40. I want to have a good conversation. Falling in love is unshakable and immovable, and the greatest happiness in this life is to win the heart of one person and stay together forever.