English jokes about travel

thief

A man came to the police station and wanted to talk to the thief who broke into his house the night before.

"You will have a chance in court." The police officer on duty said.

"No, no,no." The man said. "I wonder how he got into the house without waking my wife. I have been trying to do this for many years. "

A man came to the police station to talk to the thief who broke into his house yesterday. The policeman told him, "You will have this chance in court."

"No, no, no," said the man, "I just want to know how he managed to sneak into my house without waking my wife. I have been trying for many years, but I have not been able to do this. "

Coincidence (coincidence)

A woman is singing. A guest criticized the singer to the person next to him.

"The sound is really ugly." He said. "Do you know who she is?"

"yes." The man next to him replied. "She is my wife."

"Oh, I'm sorry." He said. "Her voice is not bad, of course, but this song is too bad. I want to know who wrote this terrible song. "

"I did it." The man said.

A lady was singing loudly on the stage, and an audience complained to a man next to her, "What's that noise?" ? You know who she is. "

The man replied, "She is my wife."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I mean, her voice is not bad, but the music is terrible. I really can't imagine who would write such an ugly song? "

The man replied, "I wrote it!" " "