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What are your views on virginity and virginity?
There are a few points to identify a virgin: “1: A virgin’s eyebrows are connected together at the center of the eyebrows and stick to the eyelids on both sides, while for non-virgins, the eyebrows are scattered and erect. This shape change takes effect immediately and does not last more than 1 hour. 2: The hair on the temples, which is the thin hair under the ears, is a virgin. If it is spread out, it is not a virgin. 3: The nose has no lines. 4: Those with hairy ears are considered virgins. 5: Those with hair on the back of the neck that is close to the skin and close to the bottom are considered virgins. "Mainly when walking, a virgin's buttocks will move up and down instead of left and right. Make very small movements and look carefully to see if the membrane is fake. There are two types, which are very easy to distinguish if unsuccessful.
If you are very successful, it will be easy to separate. Because there is still a big difference compared to the real thing!
If it is repaired, there must be traces of reconciliation. It can be seen with the naked eye. There is really no trace at all, very thin and smooth.
If you bought a fake membrane and put it on, separate the vulva with your hands and gently touch the vaginal opening with your hands, and the fake membrane will come off easily.
The vagina of a virgin is looser than that of a virgin. That's for sure. The virgin ones were very tight for the first time because they had never been opened before! (It is very difficult to put on a newly purchased bicycle tire for the first time. It requires two people to pry hard. But one person can easily put on the old tire after two months. The principle is the same. And it will not stop when it is loose. It may be tight. Unless part of the vaginal wall is removed, there will be a lot of sequelae)
The vaginal opening of a virgin is round. The edge of the vaginal opening is zigzag! (This is because the membrane is ruptured) Even if the mouth is fake, it cannot be completely restored, and there will be some jagged marks! As a man, you must understand this! Women who don't have ghosts will show it. Hair: Green, lacks luster, more casual, and not polished. This is because virgins have not been moistened by men's saliva and their estrogen has not yet been stimulated.
Eyes: The pupils are clear and transparent, surrounded by a pure blue sky, as if it is opening up, full of good feelings towards the world. Especially the blue color inside the eye sockets is so beautiful that it cannot be scientifically analyzed and deciphered. real. Take a look at our own eyes, how turbid they are, full of embarrassment, fear, doubt, exhaustion, and loss. A pair of bloodshot red eyes push ourselves into the abyss of desire. Alas, this world!
Face clip: The area under the chin near the neck often develops a faint blush due to the hot weather. It is dotted with stars, white and rosy, and is really beautiful. We call it "virgin blush". This is because after more than ten years of growth, the barrier of the hymen has limited the discharge of menstrual blood time and time since menarche. The excess blood essence condenses into the morning sun of early spring, filling the shy cheeks and becoming the scenery of youth.
Arms: Girls all like to fantasize and often want to open their arms to embrace the sun, but just thinking about it, her arms cannot embrace everything because she has not had time to embrace a man. Therefore, a virgin's arms are held by both hands. When she throws things, especially when running, you have to observe carefully. The upper arms are always close to the breast side, and the elbows are always open wide. Such a strong contrast is An effective way for us to determine virginity.
Breasts: This point is more difficult to grasp, because there are so many kinds of bras now, and no matter how good the naked eye is, it is impossible to judge. But one thing is that virgin breasts grow upright and tend to tremble when walking. An obvious feature of non-virgin breasts is that they have an outer arc near the arms, which is more sexy. This is the rebound that occurs after being compressed and evolves into milk-based extension.
Waist: When a non-virgin walks, her waist will tremble slightly in the opposite direction with her buttocks. Unable to keep pace.
1: From a distance, a virgin must hold her shoulders and chest when walking. She walks very lightly, like a thin willow in the wind. Viewed from the side, her body must be slightly tilted forward, and her head is slightly tilted forward. She can walk with her breasts erect. If she comes to you quietly, you will be 100% shocked. 50%2: If you look closely, the eyebrows of virgins almost all grow along the direction. You can observe carefully that each eyebrow grows from the inside to the outside, and there is no reverse or oblique growth. This is absolutely correct. Some people say The thickness of eyebrows differs, but the difference is very small. My little virgin wife has thick eyebrows, and her eyebrows are almost as thick as mine. But the kind of girl who only does it once or twice is prone to making mistakes.
But for those girls who often shave their eyebrows, this accuracy rate is 100% correct. However, the skills of eyebrow trimming are very high now, and girls’ eyebrows are trimmed into a bad shape, especially the kind of girl who shaves her eyebrows off. I guess she has a guilty conscience. . Haha, don’t worry, there are many ways, and there are other tips to judge. 80%
You should also carefully observe the necks of virgins. This 65% is correct, that is, almost all virgin necks are very thin, just like a big-headed doll, so most of them are virgins with thin necks. What you need to pay attention to is that the girl should not be too thin. If she is too thin, she will easily make a mistake in judgment. And some girls who have done physical work, or athletes are not included in this list, their necks will be thicker, so don't use this method to distinguish them. 65%
Be sure to look carefully at virgin breasts. But you have to pay attention to the occasion. Of course, you are wearing a coat. It is easy to see in summer, but don’t let others think you are a pervert. Their breasts are usually very small, and the shape of their breasts is usually like a drop of water, which is rounded at the bottom and a little bit at the top. Depression, go and observe the water drops yourself. I can’t describe it. Also, the distance between the two breasts of their breasts is shorter, that is, they are closer, and the shoulders are contracted like the chest, just like holding a bamboo pole. I feel that the accuracy of this judgment can reach 90%
A virgin’s butt definitely needs to be observed carefully. Most virgins' buttocks are thin and flat, without much flesh, so I excluded fat girls from the beginning. I don't like fat girls. Fat girls sweat a lot, and they feel like ice cream under the summer sun, sticky and sticky. I only like girls with thin waists and thin legs, and it is said from the "Jade Girl Heart Sutra" that girls have thin legs and slim bodies. Doing it 10 times a day will not do any harm to men. Doing it too much will have an impact on the body. But enough is enough. The standards set by our ancestors are absolutely correct. Most virgins are girls with bad figures. They have breasts but not breasts, and butts but not butts. This does not mean that they will be like this in the future, but it means that they will change through sexual intercourse in the future. The places that should be bigger will be bigger and the bulges should be bigger. The places where the breasts should be plump will be very plump. For girls with big breasts and plump butt but who are thin, don’t pretend to be pure. However, there are exceptions for those girls who were fat before and successfully lost weight. 80%
The third is close observation
Virgins have fragrance. Every virgin has fragrance. This smell is different for every girl. This should be done after she takes a bath. , take a closer look at the smell, but the current shampoo and shower gel will cover up the smell on her body, but the smell of Ai Maopu. Ai Life, armpits, and perineum usually lasts for one to two days, and then returns to the original smell. Which fragrance It's different from any floral or other scents, it smells really good. The parts of a woman who is not a virgin will smell a little bit stinky, because her body emits a smell of desire for mating. That smell is present in all mammals, but the smell of women is much lighter, and the human sense of smell is not Very developed. If you don't believe it, you can try it with a male dog in heat. If it's bold, it might pounce on you. Haha, be careful. 60%
Virgin’s earlobe and behind the ear, haha, this is something that many people ignore. I found that there is a lot of knowledge in it. The woman’s earlobe and behind the ear is a very sensitive place. You can kiss it When you look at her face, you can see her reaction if you suddenly blow a breath here. She will be startled, but it will be more of a tingling feeling. Her muscles will tighten all of a sudden, and she will say no for the time being. You can tell by looking at the size of her reaction when you say something. If you are not a virgin, she will react, but it will be concentrated in her lower body and some water will flow out. . . 50%
Virgins have very small nipples. Of course, some have better developed nipples, but they are different from non-virgins. The difference is not very obvious, but they can still be identified. This non-virgin cannot be disguised. Come out, virgin nipples are usually very small, just a little bit, as big as the refill tube of a black gel pen, and the color of the areola is light red, and girls who have done it many times love to poop. Love life Generally bigger, the nipples are big, the areolas are big and 90% darker
The membrane of a virgin is actually very easy to identify. The fake ones are always fake. The real ones are distributed all over the mouth. This kind of film is dark red, granular, with uneven undulations and irregularities. As for the fake one, it will not be so real. It will only bleed a little during sexual intercourse, which will deceive those who have never seen it. The young offspring of a woman's B can't be deceived by anyone who knows it. You can try to grab it with your hands, and it will probably kick you off if you are not a virgin.
Haha 100%
You can observe the virgins, especially the big YC. The color of virgins is always pink, very light and very light, and when she spreads her legs wide, her big YC will also close very tightly and the contents will not leak out. Rather than a virgin. The color is much darker, a bit black, or to be precise, dark purple. When the legs are spread wide, the stuff inside leaks out.
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