Depressed. . Tell a joke to make me happy?

Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?

Boy a: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

Boy A: Naturally, I held out two fingers and took them. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 2]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy b: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

Boy b: because I heard about a, I carefully took the French fries with my palm.

Teacher: Aren't you going to dip in some ketchup?

Boy B: I accidentally dipped too much, so I immediately bounced it with my finger. ...

Teacher: The posture of playing ash is very skillful. Call your parents ...

[Scene 3]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy c: no.

Teacher: no, ok, I'll have French fries.

Boy C: Because of the first two examples, I carefully sweated for French fries.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

Boy C: I put French fries in my ear. ...

Teacher: No? Call your parents ...

[Scene 4]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy d: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

Boy D: I'm afraid to eat my French fries.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

Boy D: I carefully put the French fries in my upper pocket again.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

Boy D quickly took the chip out of his pocket, threw it on the ground and stepped on it with his foot. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 5]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy e: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

Boy E: I just got French fries. The teacher said, aren't you going to invite me to dinner?

Boy E: Pass the French fries with both hands quickly, and then take out the lighter. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 6]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy f: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

Boy F: I finished eating in fear.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

Boy F: Sweating palms, but still calmly lowering his head and saying: Hello, headmaster!

Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth.

Boy F takes out French fries: No, it's still there. The fire hasn't lit yet. ...

[Scene 7]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy G: I swear to God, I will never smoke again.

Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries.

Boy g naturally took the French fries and ate them clean.

Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?

Boy G (proudly): Greater China ...

[Scene 8]

Teacher: Have a portion of French fries.

Boy n: no, thanks.

Teacher: ...

The bus is crowded. A man and a woman clung to the door. The man was wearing a pair of glasses and carrying a leather bag, and he looked embarrassed. The two men talked unscrupulously:

Man: Your husband is not at home tonight, is he? It's much quieter here ...

W: Well, he's out of town all week.

Man: So we can play tonight? (Uncle next door turns to look ..)

W: What do you want to play? (Aunt next door also turned her head ..)

M: As usual, I'll get a room (the middle school students next door also turn around ...)

Woman: Hey, I won't come if you check in, or I will (everyone is surprised ...)

Man: OK, you drive, I'll come in and kill you (people around you take a breath ...)

Woman: I think I am a bully, saying that I don't know which one to take, and I can't stand it and don't want to beg for mercy (Bs shines in the eyes of the masses).

Man: No matter how fierce I am, I can only accompany you 1 hour, and I have to accompany my girlfriend at night (there is a murder in the carriage ...)

Woman: Ask her to play with us (I feel dizzy).

Man: She can only fight landlords and can't play mahjong. ....

department of physics

M: We have been in love for six months now. Is it love?

W: Not really.

Man: What, isn't it hot enough?

W: Not enough, just one focus.

department of literature

Are you satisfied with our present relationship?

W: No.

M: Why?

Woman: You never knew me.

M: It's not deep now. How deep is it?

Woman: At least 4 inches.

department of chemistry

M: Our relationship has developed rapidly. What do you think is the main reason?

W: It's always an inorganic reaction. Of course it's fast, but I want to react organically.

College of medical sciences

Man: Why are you so glum these days?

W: I'm thinking of breaking up with you.

M: Huh? Why? Am I bad to you?

W: No, you are very kind to me, but your advantages can't make up for my shortcomings.

computer department

Man: You've been happy every day since we fell in love.

Woman: Yes.

What do you think of our future?

W: I didn't think that far, but I think we have been debugging our own programs for so long. Do you want to enjoy your own resources next?

department of architecture

M: Dear, as high flyers of the Department of Architecture, we are not ashamed, and we soon built the Love Mansion, aren't we?

W: Yes, I think it's ready for delivery.

department of history

M: We know each other's past lives very well. What should we do next?

W: Next, we will discuss and prove whether there are historical problems in our physiology.

department of physical education

M: We are all in the PE Department. We speak the same language and will be happy in the future.

W: Not necessarily.

M: Why?

W: Because we haven't cooperated well once since we fell in love.

Fine arts department

M: With you as my model, I think my figure painting is much better than before.

W: I don't think so.

M: Why?

W: Because even under such circumstances, you failed to seize the opportunity and seize my two advantages.

the legal department

M: Everyone is equal before the law. You must not object to this statement.

W: Certainly.

M: But I think you have been superior to me for so long.

Woman: It will be equal in the future.