The day I was killed by a joke

Mr. Huang loves revolution. In memory of the Red Army, he named his son Jun. One day, he sent his son to class, and when he saw the No.8 bus coming into the station, he shouted to his son, Run Huang Jun, the No.8 bus is coming!

An old lady finished watching the 100-meter race of black people, wiped her tears and said, It's scary! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot, but they fired without aiming. The children ran in fear, and the rope couldn't stop them!

3 Xiao Wang works in the personnel department on 10 floor. A month ago, he was transferred to the administrative department on the ninth floor ... Today, Xiao Wang called the personnel department to find him: "Is Xiao Wang there?" The colleague who answered the phone said, "Xiao Wang is no longer in the personnel." Xiao Wang: "Ah! ? When did this happen? I don't know. I haven't had time to send it to him yet? " "It doesn't matter, you can look for him below."

Policeman: What are you doing, wandering the street so late!

Miss: Prostitute!

The police are in awe, a burst of worship!

Policeman: Which newspaper?

Miss: It's too late!

Policeman: Which evening paper is it?

Miss: hug the man at night!

Policeman: Good Henan Evening News!

Miss: This thing can only be done at night!

Policeman: It's really hard to rush the manuscript at night! Pay more attention to your health!

Miss: Thank you for your understanding. Welcome to do it!

Policeman: OK! Be sure to contribute! Be sure to contribute!

Tell you a beautiful love story: This story involves love triangle, river's lake grievances, feelings for children and religious beliefs, but it is very short, with only one sentence: "Bald donkey, how dare you compete with the original teacher!"

I hope I can make you happy ~ ~ o (∩ _ ∩) o ~