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After smoking for fifteen years and quitting smoking for more than eighty days, I still want to smoke more than ten times a day, but I don't want to smoke. When can I stop thinking about cigarettes ev

After smoking for fifteen years and quitting smoking for more than eighty days, I still want to smoke more than ten times a day, but I don't want to smoke. When can I stop thinking about cigarettes every day? I am 28 years old, smoking age 13. I have been working since junior high school. My job is night shift and I often work overtime. I am addicted to smoking, one and a half to two packs a day. There are three people living in the dormitory where I work, and neither of them smokes. I often smoke in the dormitory. A big brother doesn't talk about me, but colleagues of similar age often talk about me. My bedside is covered with signs of quitting smoking. "Smoking is prohibited in public places." "People don't smoke in the room. I hate this smell ... ". He also hid my cigarette and lighter, so he hid it and I bought it again! July 3 1, 2065438, sore throat. I smoke very little, only one or two cigarettes are left in the dormitory. I'm going to buy them after I finish smoking. I joked that I would quit smoking after smoking these cigarettes. When he heard this, he laughed and said it was the funniest joke he had heard since he was so old. Then in the afternoon, everyone said that I would tell you a joke. I heard it very hard, a little ironic and a little ridiculous, but what can I do? Do you really want to contradict him? But what reason can I refute? After smoking the last few cigarettes, I thought for a long time. In order to quit smoking, I have to quit smoking. I refute him with my actions, more than any words! I haven't smoked since August, 2065438, and I haven't smoked for five months now. At first, it was hard. I'm afraid I can't answer my colleague's cigarette. I'm scared. I can't help it. I refused their cigarette distribution on the grounds of sore throat and bronchitis. This is a clever move. Don't say you want to quit smoking. The cigarette dealer will put it in your mouth.

Quitting smoking is not smoking, but letting people who laugh at you pick up your lost dignity for your better life. Only with health can there be a bright tomorrow!

I advise you to quit smoking as soon as possible. "The land will not be planted for a spring, and people will not quit smoking all their lives."

Finally, I would like to thank my colleagues, my good friends, for making me realize that there are so many benefits of not smoking. Rhinitis is gone, chronic pharyngitis is gone, and the acne on the face is gone. I will stick to it and prove that this joke is not funny with my actions!