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A MM's parting letter.

Giving up on me is your life's fault, and you may not feel it now. But one day you will regret it!

You are really a villain. I hate you so much now that I can't wait to rush to your house and kill you!

Do you really have to make me angry and make you happy without heart? You are really no ordinary goods!

He XX, in this life, I will thunder and lightning if I say one more sweet word to you. I will die a natural death, and Wan Jian will wear my heart out!

Even if you are the only man left, I won't look at you again. I despise your personality!

I never loved you. Do you think I really loved you before? Stop bragging! I'm playing you!

Even if you have cancer, if you have one last day, I won't sympathize with you, because you deserve it!

Even if the truck hits you in front of me, I won't take you to the hospital! You waste oxygen!

Although you are tall, you have eight legs. Do you think I don't know until I tell you?

Although, we have known each other for so long and haven't quarreled several times, do you think I am very accommodating to you, a bad person?

In fact, I was playing with you from the beginning! So you left me without feeling sad!

Let me kick your ass when you die. I take it out on you when I'm in a bad mood. You are still happy. I took you there!

Even if one of you and me dies, you must die first! I'm being a villain, hitting you every day!

I was reluctant to use your money when I had no money to spend. I really regret it! What a fool!

Last time I had an affair, I really regretted not letting you see it. I regret not inspiring your self-esteem!

Only you can think of the vulgar screen name of downtime arrears, and your IQ stops at five years old!

You said the way to stop my tears was to dry them with your lips. You are the worst person!

Fortunately, I didn't let you take advantage of me in the past, otherwise I would have lost a lot. What luck!

I don't want to think about your face. I'm embarrassed to take it out. How I used to live and shop!

I can't get rid of my heart by blaming you. Do you know why? I don't think you are badly hurt!

Forget it! Scolding you is just a waste of my saliva. I don't deserve and don't need to give it to someone like you!

Think that if you leave me, no one will chase me anymore? My popularity can be compared with Britney Spears!

Go to hell, as far away as possible! Let me see you scold again, you should know my temper!

You are you, I am me, and we make a clean break from now on. Don't talk to each other, or you are an asshole!

Even if you kneel before me again, I won't relent and forgive you. You are so hypocritical!

I will never buy wool for your mother again. That sweater is an insult to me!

One-on-one, I also quarreled with your mother. Your mother really has no quality to bully the little girl!

As a result, I gave birth to you, a worse villain. This is called bad luck, and it happened!

Theft is sentenced to half a year, what other bad things can't be done? I was blind then!

Last year, you ran out of the classroom for the first time after class. Do you remember the reason? Let me tell you something!

I like to put laxatives in your lunch when I am most annoyed. What do you think of squatting in the side room?

I can't even think that I'm worse than you. Can I? I laugh every time I think about it!

But you will never get revenge again, so I'll tell you the truth. Are you out of your mind?

Actually, I still feel a little guilty, but now I feel good! I laughed hysterically again!

Forgive me completely for my original behavior. Otherwise, you will never forget me in your life, and I am ashamed!

I am lying to you. Have you seen my shame on you? Even if there is, it's fake!

Your fault! Who told you to break up before me? This is karma, you know?

Come on! I'm not interested in you anymore. Stop pestering me in the future, or I'll find someone to beat you!

Forget me! I think you seem a little nervous. You must be really hurt this time!

My friend said that we were made for each other. Bah! You really don't deserve me!

My weight is none of your business. This is called fullness. You want me to lose weight every day, I'm fucking fed up with you!

You are not so much like a duck in the street as a new human being. Tired of watching Xiao Taibao's death!

You said to do it again, and you were bullied so badly by me? Want to know the answer?

I will kick your ass when I die! You are so stupid! Ten thousand more times, and you will die at my hands!

Just reflect on where you are wrong! I won't tell you the answer again!

Say what? Do you want to kill yourself? You are really not a man. I've only bullied you for less than two years and I want to die!

Dead? Then I'll shut up. I'm not interested in wasting my breath on a dead man You rest in peace!

Tip: Read the third word in each line from top to bottom.