Su Qiu Da Bing's "Couple Quarrel" double-act script?1?3

The couple had a quarrel

A: Harry Oil and I had not been married for three days, and my wife started to scream grievances

Female: I can’t play It’s going down~ Oh my god~ Music

This Harry is a liar~ Music

Male: Stop! You brought a musical instrument to express your grievances, right?

Tell me what I lied to you about

Female: Let everyone judge this. Harry, please tell me before we get married

He said he was of a decent height, so I met him and took a look

His height was indeed of a decent height

He could walk under the dining table on tiptoes

He said he was a graduate of Peking University, so I took out his diploma and took a look

He graduated from the Bearded Training Class in Beichen District

His hobby is studying the Qing Dynasty History

I didn’t know until I got married that he sat at home all day watching Huanzhugege

He said his income was three thousand, but I didn’t know it until today

This person’s annual income is only 3,000 yuan

Male: Wife, you still have to speak with your conscience

I have always left two real estate properties for you in my family.

Female: Don’t mention this real estate, Harry Oil

I want to die when you mention this real estate

He does have two real estates in his family

It’s his grandpa and grandma

Both of them have been paralyzed in bed for more than ten years without moving. Anyone who sees it says it’s miserable and miserable

I can’t play anymore. My dad, music

Male: Stop! Since you don’t save face for me, I will expose your background too

Before my friends got married, I asked my wife how old she was

My old lady told me the same thing~ almost~

I think it’s okay to be two or three years old

The night before my wedding, there were mice running on the beams of my house

My wife was so scared that she jumped out of bed

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Oh, I lived to be over 60 years old

I have never seen such a big mouse

You are similar to my father

You are my father are about the same age